no one:
taekook in this book: create problems where are none

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"Imagine you could be any celebrity. Who would  it be?!", Taehyung asked, leaning back against the wall while his finger trailed up and down his phone he was still holding pressed on his ear for 6 hours already. "That's a hard question", Jungkook hummed from the other end of the call, sounding a little sleepy.

It was around 6am already, so it wasn't much of a surprise.

"I'd like to be a girl", Jungkook hummed, "Ariana Grande would be great-"

"Why a girl?", Taehyung laughed softly, cuddling himself a bit more into the blanket. Hoseok was asleep next to him the whole time, humming peacefully while sleeping. "Well, then I'd had millions of hot boys crushing on me", Jungkook sighed.

"Mhm, true. Would be great, huh", Taehyung chuckled amused. Of course, Jungkook would always choose someone who he'd get even more appreciation with. Jungkook was practically addicted to praising and affection towards him.

"What about you?", the younger then asked interested.

"Shakespeare", Taehyung laughed softly. "Everyone knows him for his ability to express something. I'd love that-"

"But Shakespeare isn't even sexy!", Jungkook complained.

"I have legit no reason to be sexy, so", Taehyung laughed, heart beating faster as he realised that Jungkook really wanted to see him in a sexy way. "Fine then, guess I'll read Shakespeare's stuff then so I can relate", Jungkook joked.

"Do that! He's so good", Taehyung said excited.

They kept talking about the most random things for a while, like they did all night. From dinosaurs, over the universe, to prediciting the future. Every topic that was somehow interesting found its place in their conversation tonight. Not mentioning serious love related stuff even once.

But it was early in the morning and even though it was Jungkook's birthday, they had to be at the company at around 9. Hoseok woke up, yawning tiredly. "Morning", he smiled when he saw Taehyung on the phone with Jungkook. "Hey", Taehyung said, brushing through Hoseok's hair lovingly.

"I think I'll uh- end the call", Jungkook said from the other end as he realised that the present was setting back in. And he didn't like the feeling of it. So he quickly shut his phone down and put it away.

Taehyung bit his lips, knowing Jungkook didn't like knowing that Hoseok slept next to him all night, but that's just how things were now. The older sat up, "You talked all night?", he asked softly, trying not to sound mad or annoyed. Jungkook would always be Taehyung's first choice, he accepted that a long time ago.

"Yeah", Taehyung smiled a little. "We're trying to be friends now", he added. "And you think that will work?", Hobi asked in disbelief. "We all know him, he freaks out so easily."

"He freaked out easily two years ago. He didn't in a long time", Taehyung mumbled. Then he put his hands on the boy's cheeks, "Let's not talk about him, yeah?", he asked, pressing their lips together softly.
Hoseok hummed something, but then kissed him back, smiling a little.

Their kiss heated up quite quick, Hoseok wanting for more so he got on top of Taehyung, moving slowly on the younger's body, almost grinding against his lower part of the body. aka his dick.

As soon as Taehyung felt his dick twitching, he shot up and pushed Hoseok off, "Not yet", he whispered, looking away immediately.

"You always say that", Hobi mumbled sadly, getting off the bed to put clothes on.

"I just need time", Taehyung admitted. "I can't do it as long as I l-lo-", he stilled, gulping nervously as he felt guilt overwhelming him. He pulled that excuse for two years now, by now he should be over it.
Yet everytime he felt something down there, Jungkook's disappointed expression shot back up into his head. Two years were nothing if feelings hadn't changed a tiny bit.

"As long as you love him, yeah I know", Hoseok said, smiling weakly and then opened the door. "Let's go back to our dorm. Bet you want to be at your bestie's birthday breakfast."

"Babe, don't be like that", Taehyung sighed. No response.

Jungkook:
good morning 🌞🌹

Taehyung:
we talked all night why do u text me😂😂 

Jungkook:
i felt like it 😔👉👈

Taehyung:
heheeh awww
Good morning!! ❤🌈

Jungkook:
everything fine w hoseok?
sry if i got you into a fight or something because we called all night 🙄🙄

Taehyung:
it's all good don't worry about it! 😁
Hobi & I basically never rly fight ✨

Jungkook:
ohhh.. that's cool 4 u  💕💞

Taehyung:
so, are you hungry? :D i think i will join for breakfast! ❤

Jungkook:
well now i am haha ❤

Taehyung:
so we'll see each other?!!❤💕

Jungkook:
dude we literally live together ❤

Taehyung:
oh right hahaha 🤠❤

Jungkook:
i missed u tae

Taehyung:
i missed u 2 :(( ❤

Jungkook:
im glad we can be friends now, it feels great ❤

Taehyung:
yup i agree ❤

Jungkook:
are u on ur way already?:D ❤

Taehyung:
almost at the front door 😘❤

Jungkook:
SKSKKSKSKS AHFBEKZNJE❤💕💕

Jungkook threw his phone  away and jumped up, rushing in front of the mirror to put some fresh clothes on and brush his hair. Yoongi sat on Kook's bed lazily, watching him. "Who are you texting the whole time and since when do you brush your hair for breakfast-"

But the younger only smiled, putting some lotion onto his skin to make it glow and a little softer. "Is Sana coming over?", Yoongi furrowed his brows.

"No! Let's go downstairs", Jungkook grabbed Yoongi's hand and pulled him out of the room.
Jimin stood in the way, arms crossed. "Hands off my man", he snapped and snatched the older's hand now instead. Jungkook stuck his tongue out, "Always so jealous, huh~", he chuckled and then ran downstairs, forgetting about Jimin and Yoongi.

Jin who was preparing the cake, only looked confused when Jungoook pulled the front door open without anyone ringing the bell. Namjoon sighed but not reacted any further, he was busy decorating the table or well, right now he cleaned up the mess he made after he crashed a plate.

Jungkook waited in the door frame. As he saw Hoseok and Taehyung approaching the door, he squeaked a little. "Happy Birthday, Kookie", Hoseok hummed softly, hugged him and patted his back.
"You're an adult now, huh", he added, smiling weakly.

Taehyung waited patiently behind them for his turn.

Jungkook nodded hurriedly, then pulled away and looked at Taehyung, turning shy immediately. "Hey", he said awkwardly. "Hi", Taehyung responded.

"Happy Birthday", the older said quietly and gave the boy the most awkward handshake ever. Then he rushed past him, not knowing what to say in front of him.
Texting was way easier than talking after two years with barely any interaction between them.

Jungkook focused on the cake in front of him, hands turning all sweaty and wet which pissed him off, just because Taehyung sat across the table, staring right at him. "Jungkook!", Jimin said cheerfully, "You look like shit!", he grinned. "Thanks, you too", Kook mumbled, rolling his eyes while Jimin brushed through his hair to make it even messier.

"Didn't you get sleep last night? Too much sex, huh?~ Poor Sana", he chuckled. Jungkook furrowed his brows, "Dude I sent her home while y'all were still in my room-"

"Ooops", Jimin laughed awkwardly.

"Don't mind him, he didn't get any sleep either", Yoongi murmured, kinda annoyed by Jimin's hyped behavior today. "I think I finally fucked his last braincells out of him."

Jimin pouted, Hoseok turned his head away. It still sucked.

"Anyways. What did you do all night then?", Namjoon asked the youngest interested.

"Nothing much", Jungkook glanced at Taehyung, cheeks flushing red. "Just on my phone and stuff. Y'know the porn sites Jin blocked on my phone are free now", he grinned.

"I only blocked the gay sites, thought you switched back to girls?", Jin asked, smirking a little.

"Bisexuality exists", Taehyung suddenly said, not liking them thinking Jungkook was into girls. "Actually I'm pretty gay", Jungkook chuckled shyly. "Took me two years to figure that out but yeah-"

"Why are you with Sana then?", Jimin asked, eyes widened curiously.

"I don't know. It sucks to be lonely, she keeps me good company." Jungkook shrugged, giving nothing but honest answers this morning. He seemed way more calm than the past months, almost a little more like himself now.
The tension that surrounded the boy was eased, in a weird way. Almost appearing like the shy 16 year old instead of an edgy teen he had been the past two years.

"You shouldn't be with someone you don't love", Hoseok then said to Jungkook, annoyed by the fact that the boy did the same to this poor girl that Taehyung did to him.

"Oh, funny hearing that from you", Jungkook snapped, shooting him a deathglare. "Don't talk to me."

Hoseok stilled, nodding silently.

"I'll go take a shower, bye", Jungkook got up and rushed upstairs to take a shower before they had to go to the Bighit building. They were soon going on their first real big tour, so they had plenty of practice to do beforehand.

As soon as he reached the bathroom he grabbed his phone, texting Taehyung.

Jungkook:
sorry i snapped at ur boyfriend

Taehyung:
it's fine, kook. ❤

Jungkook:
ok ❤

Taehyung:
[...]

"Who are you texting?", Jimin asked interested, eyeing Taehyung who was typing on his phone the second Jungkook left the room. "A friend", he replied shortly, then pushing his phone into his pocket.

Breakfast went over quickly and they went to Bighit Entertainment.
Yoongi laid down on the floor and took a nap while the others played a cards game. They had to practice their solo choreographies so they'd have a chill day here with not too much work.

Bang PD smiled brightly when he saw Jungkook walking in, wearing a huge oversized black sweater, grey pants and his Timberlands. "Happy Birthday to our Babyboy!!", he cheered and the whole team joined in with clapping hands and other party stuff. They even had a cake with Jungkook's face on it.

"Thanks Daddy", Jungkook hummed unenthusiastically, pissed off by being called Babyboy.

"Where's Sana?", Bang PD asked.

Yes, everyone knew about Jungkook's relationship. It got a little heated at first but they let him be, glad it's not a boy again.
"I don't fucking know", Kook grumbled, back to his annoying self.

"Jungkook", Taehyung tapped his shoulders from behind. "Try the cake, it's so good", he chuckled, holding a piece with Jungkook's lower body part printed on it in his hand.
The younger couldn't help but smile, expression softening immediately. "Always wanted to taste my dick", he joked and then ate a piece that Taehyung held on a fork for him. Loved being fed by Taehyung.

Bang PD breathed out relieved, "Taehyung, you take care of our edgy kid. I'll go grab Jimin for his practice", he hummed and rushed off.

Taehyung laughed amused, "Edgy kid, huh?", he teased.
Jungkook tsked and turned around, running over to the table where they always had several food placed on it. Taehyung just let him be, he was used to Jungkook running away all the time.

That was his way of dealing with uncomfortable situations.

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"Hobi", Yoongi hummed, pulling the boy down on the floor to him. Hoseok almost stumbled and fell on top of Yoongi, laughing awkwardly. "W-wh-hat", he stuttered, cheeks heating up. Yoongi grinned, put his hands on Hoseok's waist and blinked up to him through his short but full lashes. "Tae loves Jungkook, you know that, right?", he asked softly.

"Yoongii", Hoseok whined. "That's none of your business."

"It's not but I don't like you being used", Yoongi pouted a little, Hoseok's heart skipping beats just by the sight of it. "He's not using me", Hobi explained calmly.

"Are you sleeping with him?", Yoongi asked curiously but Hoseok quickly shook his head, "I only fuck people I'm in love with-"

"Oh so you do the fucking, hmh~", Yoongi grinned, his hands sliding down on Hoseok's ass in a not very subtle way.
Hoseok could almost feel his dick twitch in his pants, yes he was a fool for Yoongi. He'd probably get off just by seeing him naked.

But oh well.

"Good to know", Yoongi hummed, then slapped Hoseok's ass softly and sat up, coming a little too close.

"What are you two doing?", Taehyung asked confused, he stood right behind them and didn't exactly like the sight of Hoseok sitting on top of his crush.
"N-nothing", Hoseok said and got up quickly. Yoongi smirked, "Nothing", he agreed, winked at Hoseok and then walked away to continue his nap on a chair.

"Yoongi tried to hit on you", Taehyung commented bluntly. Hoseok shrugged, "He didn't, Tae.."

"If you say so", Taehyung only said and then hugged Hoseok, pulling on his waist. "Aren't you hungry? The cake is pretty good~"
Hobi didn't respond, he only pushed Taehyung's arms away, "Not at the company, we agreed on that. Yeah, let's go get some cake."
They walked over to the food table and grabbed a piece each.

They ate in silence until Jungkook suddenly stood besides them and held his hand out for Hoseok, "Since Taehyung and I are friends now, I don't want to be rude to his boyfriend", he hummed, sounding almost like an adult. Taehyung gave him a small smile and so did Hoseok, "Thanks, boo", Hoseok ruffled Jungkook's hair.

"Heard he doesn't even sleep with you", Jungkook said then, his voice sounding a bit snappy, almost arrogant. "Tae's picky. Don't worry about it, he's just used to the best."

Hoseok gulped, "He told you we don't even sleep with each other?"

"Yeah, we're friends now."

"Thanks, Tae. Really", Hoseok huffed and walked off.

Jungkook didn't understand what he did wrong but when he saw Taehyung's gaze being mad, he glanced down, "S-sorry."

"If you're still jealous, Jungkook, we shouldn't try to be friends yet", Taehyung bit his lips, looking after Hoseok. "I'm not jealous", Jungkook laughed bitterly. "Isn't it true? I was the best, right?"

Taehyung nodded, "Yeah. Didn't had much to compare but yeah."
Jungkook smiled proudly. "See."

"Okay guys, let's plan our trip around the world", Bang PD said when he came back into the room, followed by Jimin.
"Bang PD", Namjoon started, "I feel like we can't call it world tour if it only includes Asia and America-"

"Sshush. We're going everywhere else in the following tours!"
They gathered up and started discussing the upcoming tour, which projects, perfomances etc. they had to attend, which hotels they wanted to stay in and lots of other stuff.

Jungkook fell asleep halfway through it, his head resting on Jin's shoulders while Taehyung couldn't stop glancing at his adorable face, eyes shut so peacefully. The others didn't mind Jungkook, it was his birthday after all.
They were fine with him being a bit out of place today.

"I thought about the hotel situation during the tour", Bang PD started. "And I decided the roommates already", he then grinned and then gave them a list.

Namjoon and Jin grinned when they saw they'd share a room.
Hoseok almost got a heart attack when he saw himself in a room with Jimin and Yoongi.
And Jungkook, who woke up again, simply stared at Taehyung.

"Are you sure about that pairings?", Jin asked their manager a little confused. He knew about Jungkook and Taehyung two years ago, why would he let them share a room for weeks now.

"Yeah. I put the people together who I think are the best to calm each other down for the concerts and stuff."

"Sounds gay, but okay", Jimin chuckled.

"It's not like any of you are straight, no offense Jungkook, so it doesn't matter who's with whom", Bang PD mumbled.

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