hAH bet i changed the plot way more than yall thought

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Jungkook:
hey

Taehyung:
oh you unblocked me

Jungkook:
yea

Taehyung:
Realised you can't block the love of your life out of your life, hm? ;)

Jungkook:
why would i block namjoon
anyways. r u ok? ur alone right?

Taehyung:
thought you don't care ;)

Jungkook:
im just asking

Taehyung:
hoseok came back & now we're playing video games

Jungkook:
oh aha
actually i was thinking i m8 come back 2

Taehyung:
did i ever tell you how adorable it is that you shorten every possible word in chat ❤

Jungkook:
no
but hihi

Taehyung:
why do you want to come back tho?

Jungkook:
lalalalalalala

Taehyung:
😂😂😂
it's okay, hobi & i are having lots of FUN :)

Jungkook:
well aha
yk jimin and i go to the movies together today
and then we maybe get dinner or have a sleepover
iN ONE bED.

Taehyung:
shouldn't you be spending your weekend with your family instead of Jimin? 😂

Jungkook:
shouldn't hoseok be spending his weekend @ his family too? 👀

Taehyung:
nooo cuz he LOVES me 😍

Jungkook:
fuck you i love you more

Taehyung:
aw babie, is someone jealous? 😘

Jungkook:
anyways, so what are you and h***** doing

Taehyung:
did you just censor hobi's name-

Jungkook:
r u cuddling

Taehyung:
No

Jungkook:
r u kissing

Taehyung:
nope

Jungkook:
r u having sex

Taehyung:
oh jesus, no

Jungkook:
HAHA

Taehyung:
you're literally the most adorable person ever

Jungkook:
so won't you ask what jimin and i are doing?
maybe we r cuddling & kissing

Taehyung:
you're texting me, i doubt you're doing anything with Jimin right now

Jungkook:
well but i could

Taehyung:
+ you already told me you're going out with him today without me even asking

Jungkook:
yeah it's a DATE

Taehyung:
ooh 😍 have fun then & use condoms!! 💕

Jungkook:
😐😡

Taehyung:
u could also come home & hang out with me and hobi ;)

Jungkook:
ur actually not cool enough to hang out with
so bye
(if u touch h***** i will never talk to u again)

Taehyung:
alright baby

Jungkook:
*not ur baby

"So, I think he's cheating on me", Jungkook crossed his arms, sitting on the bed with Jimin. The older wasn't quite paying attention because he was sending Yoongi selcas of himself, making kissy faces on every single one of them. "Hello." Jungkook kicked Jimin's leg. "I told him we're going out, play along when he asks about it."

"Why aren't we actually going out?", Jimin asked, still focused on his phone screen, now tryna look hot on the pictures.

"I don't want to. My mood is ruined, Taehyung's cheating on me."

"You've never been in a relationship with him, he can't cheat on you technically", Jimin hummed, finally putting his phone down as he let himself fall back on Jungkook's tiny bed, it was still his teenage-room here. Small bed (because he never liked sharing a bed), walls filled with posters of superheros and of course Justin Bieber. A life-sized Iron Man figure stood next to his bed as well, accompanied by a Spiderman figure. Tons of plushies (only bunnies) were carefully placed on the side of his bed and he had a whole drawer filled with make up. He just liked lipbalm and stuff, y'know.

"I think Hoseok always liked Taehyung and now he knows he's free and he's gonna steal him from me." Jungkook rolled his eyes annoyed and punched one of his plushies in its face. "No need to violate bunnies", Jimin sighed. "And I don't think they're doing anything, honestly. You're overreacting-"

Another bunny landed right in Jimin's face.

"But what if they do", Jungkook whined, pouting a little. "I just act as if I don't care about him to piss him off", he admitted, Jimin only laughed.

"Oh really? What a plot twist." His tone was obviously sarcastic.

"I can't relax, I think I'm having a burn out already, everything's so stressful", Jungkook pressed his hand against his forehead dramatically. "I think I have no choice but to go back, y'know. Medicine is there."

Jimin lifted his eyebrows, "I'm sure your Mom has medicine as well", he grinned.
"No! Shut up!", Jungkook snapped.

"I just am so sick, I need to go back to our dorm right now-", he said, voice high-pitched for the dramatic effect. "You sure you don't want to go back to control what Taehyung's doing?", Jimin teased, ruffling Jungkook's hair softly.
The younger gasped, "No, why would I care about him", he laughed it off nervously and then got up.

"MOM!", he yelled through the house. Took her two minutes to come running up the stairs, thinking someone died or something. But no, actually her son was just a crybaby.

"What-", she asked out of breath, grasping on the door frame to calm down from her heavy sprint upstairs.

"I need you to drive me to my dorm", he explained. "I will die if I don't go back right now", he said in all seriousness. His mother's eyes widened in shock, "Why?!"

Jimin only laughed, "He's just being childish."

"Mom. It's already late, I can't take a train, so drive me", Jungkook ordered and grabbed his bag, pushing his stuff back in. "And you expect me to drive back for hours at night?", she sighed.

"Yeah", Jungkook shrugged.

"You could just stay and sleep in one of our rooms, no one's there anyways except for Taehyung and Hoseok", Jimin offered, feeling guilty because Jungkook behaved like a brat towards his mother.

"Taehyung-- isn't that the guy you sneaked in Junghyun's apartment with?", his mother asked, grinning a little as she realised what might be the real reason why Jungkook needed to go back immediately.
"Exactly", Jimin laughed. "That's Taehyung."

His mother lifted an eyebrow, "Alright, pack your stuff, we're leaving in 10 minutes. Jimin, you coming too or should I drop you off at home?"

"Home", Jimin hummed.

And with that all of them got up quickly, made their way to the car and started driving.

"So, this Taehyung guy?", once Jungkook and his mother were alone she started to question him like every typical mother does when she senses something.
"Yeah, he's horrible", Jungkook sighed.

"Why are we going back early for him then?", she asked, eyebrows lifted. "No one said it's for him", Jungkook snapped and crossed his arms, turning One Direction songs up on the radio. His mother only chuckled, "Well, I can't wait to meet him", she said all excited.

"That's because you're Taehyung biased."

"Oh and you're not, huh?", his mother snapped back.

"No, I'm Jungkook biased."
"You are Jungkook."
"Yeah, fuck he's hot. 10/10 would bang."

"JUNGKOOK", his mother squeaked out. "I'm your mother!"
"You're the one fangirling over a 18 year old", Jungkook only shrugged. "By the way, he's taken, you can't have him."

"Oh? Didn't want to, I'm married to your father", she grinned softly while Jungkook sighed heavily. "So is that stupid stylist of him. And she touched him, oh my god, I hope she gets fired."

His mother laughed amused by that, "Don't you like her?", she asked teasingly.

"No, she touched Taehyung. He's taken. He just doesn't know it yet."
"By who?", his mother wiggled her brows, glancing at her kid who was pouting and staring holes in the air.

"Bang PD, they fuck all the time", Jungkook blurted out, not knowing what to say.
His mother's eyes widened in digust, "Isn't that illegal?!", she asked confused.

Jungkook only shrugged, "Probably-"

The rest of the drive went down quiet, Jungkook's mother mentally disturbed by the thought of Taehyung sleeping with an old man, their manager. Jungkook played some games on his phone and jammed to their song which came on the radio.

Took them a while to get from Busan to Seoul but they made it.
Jungkook jumped out of the car and ran into the dorm without even waiting for his mother, he was so sure he'd catch Taehyung off-guard. If he'd be anywhere Hoseok, Jungkook would bite his dick off, he was so sure of that.

Well, he didn't do it though.

Once he entered he saw Taehyung and Hoseok sitting at the dinner table, wearing nothing but Boxers while they ate cherries with onion, and drank wine. "HAH", Jungkook squeaked out and crossed his arms.

"You're cheating! Why are you only in your boxers?!?!", Jungkook started complaining and quickly grabbed a blanket and wrapped it around Taehyung, eyeing Hoseok madly but both of them weren't really bothered. "We didn't do shit, Jungkook", Hoseok hummed, "Just sippin', trippin', grippin'--"

"Stop quoting Dionysus, dude that song won't be out for years", Jungkook snapped and then the door opened again and Jungkook's mother walked in, utterly confused by two half-naked boys sitting at the table, eating a horrible mixture of food and her son looking angry as hell.

"Okay, what's going on here-", she asked, gripping on the door handle, reconsidering to stay the night.

"Nothing, Mom", Jungkook groaned.

"That's your Mom?", Taehyung voiced, immediately covering his chest. The boy got up, hurried over to the woman who was still looking scared as shit and bowed to her several times. "Hello Mrs Jeon! I'm Taehyung! Nice to meet you! Your son's great! Hi!", Taehyung was a mess.

"U-uh", she stuttered and then gave him an awkward handshake. "S-so--, you're having more than one.. special friend?", she asked, pointing at Hoseok. Taehyung's cheeks flushed red, "That's what Kook calls it?!", he asked, flustered while glancing at Jungkook who was ramming his head against the wall.

She nodded.
"No, no, I only have one special friend, if you know what I mean", he grinned and winked.

The woman scrunched her nose and then quickly hurried away. Hoseok was eating chocolate cake now, enjoying it to its fullest. "Why are you back?", Hoseok asked the younger one, cheeks still stuffed with the delicious food.

"Reasons. None of your business", Jungkook snapped.

"Woah, okay sorry, Sir. Had a bad day or what?"

"Actually YES, I had. I fell down the stairs, my Iron Man figure lost his arm after I danced with him and Jimin farted in my room, now it stinks", Jungkook ranted but Hoseok already stopped listening as he turned towards the boy's mother.

"I could show you around. You can have my room tonight, I'll sleep at Taehyung's", Hoseok hummed, smirking as he saw Jungkook's face drop.
"Actually, no", Jungkook sighed. "My Mom will die if she sleeps anywhere but in my room. So I have to sleep at Taehyung's, oops sorry not sorry", he gave all of them an innocent smile, celebrating himself for this amazing idea.

"Why is everyone dying in your world today-", his mother asked.

"Yeah, the day will come when everyone dies and fades into nothing, you'll see", Jungkook mumbled and then walked over to Taehyung, grabbing his hand. "You watched Infinity war way too often-", Taehyung hummed and then ruffled the boy's hair.
"Still not over that cliffhanger-", Kook almost teared up.

"I'm confused, I thought you two were fighting", Hoseok furrowed his eyebrows as he saw the boys holding hands peacefully.
"I'm confused, I thought you're straight", Jungkook hissed back.

"I am???"

"See, it always starts with questioning yourself", Jungkook patted the boy's shoulders softly and then dragged Taehyung along. "I'm dying I need you to give me medicine."

"You're acting so over the top when you get jealous", Taehyung murmured as he followed the boy who didn't let go of his grip.

"I'm not jealous, I just protect what's mine."

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