Hewoooo~ ^.^  this was requested by naniechan again❤ hope you enjoy!
This is short cuz Uhm...my brain isn't cooperating

Also feel free to comment on those weird thoughts! ^-^

Genre: fluff,humor(?idk I'm not a funny person)

Words: 1677

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The dream members had just finished eating dinner, It was actually chaotic if you had to ask Jeno about it. It took them at least 20 minutes to make Chenle sit down so they could finally eat the delicious meal Jeno and his lovely boyfriend Jaemin had prepared,,,, well he prepared but the blue haired boy was there back hugging him and such, also setting the table, so it counts...right?

Jisung had dropped a plate when Chenle asked him to get for his other food he picked, Haechan and Renjun wouldn't shut up about how the other was not spending more time, even though they were both at fault. Haechan has spent most of his time this week with Chenle and Jeno (which Jaemin had been strict and threaten him about, but we won't talk about that) only because Renjun has rejected his offer for a little date. But the latter only refused because he himself planned their little date, obviously both started to blame each other.

Jaemin and Jeno were peaceful, that is until Jeno wanted the last piece of chicken which coincidentally Renjun wanted too. The tops of both relationships –which is obviously Jaemin and Haechan– then began to fight for the last piece of chicken their baby's had wanted...but that only scared the shit out of them, Jeno and Renjun made eye contact, signaling to make the two stop, The blonde-ish haired boy pulled his boyfriend and kept saying "it's just chicken! Jesus Christ! Jeno can have it if he wants too, Chill out!" But his lover only shrugged him off.

The brown haired boy also tried to tug the shirt of his boyfriend to get his attention, it almost worked until the latter heard his enemy say "who the fuck cares?! It's just Jeno! He won't do shit about it anyways, bet he won't even eat it! You get the chicken Jun" and that made Jaemin mad, really mad. "YAH! THE FUCK YOU MEAN IT'S JUST JENO? MY BABY WILL EAT THE DAMN CHICKEN BITCH! HE'S HUNGRY, OBVIOUSLY YOU'LL EAT IT WHEN YOU'RE HUNGRY YOU RETARD!"

The two youngest of the group just silently watched and even began playing Minecraft, making their own noise. The brown haired boy soon got frustrated and upset as both boys wouldn't listen to him nor their other member, Before Renjun could even yell at Haechan for being insensitive, Jeno started crying. It was like magic when the members heard his silent sobs, they fell into silence for almost a minute, panicking not knowing what to do

Jaemin soon came back to his senses and hugged his baby tight, rubbing circles on his back and softly whispering "I'm sorry" "calm down baby it's not your fault"

After a while Jeno soon calmed down and gave half of his chicken to Renjun so Jaemin and Haechan wouldn't fight anymore. Now back to the present shall we?

Ah yes, Jeno and Jaemin were alone in their room, while Chenle and Jisung were staying up all night playing video games... The annoying bickering couple went out on a late night date to fix things as they don't want to hear the two youngests complaints, Jeno crying and Jaemin yelling at them to shut up or he's kicking them out.

That's why Jeno had asked his boyfriend if they could have a movie night which the latter had easily agreed, wanting to spend time with his baby angel. The blue haired boy was on the bed with his laptop searching which movie would be great to watch for the night, he then heard the bathroom door open and saw the most adorable angel God has made just for him wearing a cute oversized baby pink hoodie, with a text "I'm a narwhal~" and picture of the said creature in sky blue, it had two ribbons on both sides at the end and a fluffy pompom design on the strings.

The cute boy wasn't even wearing shorts, the hoodie was too big for him making it look like a dress but it made him cute in a way. "Ta-da~ do you like it Nana?" The boy softly said, almost like a whisper. Said boy nodded his head with a big grin on his face, "you're so adorable baby~" he cooed, the brown haired boy giggled with a blush on his fluffy-squishy cheeks, he waddled over to his beloved and laid down beside him.

Jaemin wrapped his arms on the small boy pulling him close, the latter giggled and asked "wat awe wi watsin nana?" And God knows how much Jaemin wanted to squeal so loud and give nonstop kisses to the boy, but he held it in like he's saving it for later.

"I haven't picked one but you can go ahead and choose for us jen" he replied, the boy looked up and his eyes sparkling like he was just allowed to get candy from his mom. A few minutes later after deciding on which two movies to watch, Jeno had finally picked one which was "Frozen 2" , He snuggled closer to his boyfriend and tried to watch the movie... Keyword: tried

He couldn't stop thinking of those shower thoughts he had a few minutes ago when he was in the bathroom. While Jaemin was focused on the movie, he was interrupted when his baby angel spoke up

"Do you think I could get pregnant from showering? Like if you took a shower before me and I go next, will it might contract a pregnancy?" That question made Jaemin choke on air, "holy shit what? Pregnant-" but no, Jeno didn't stop there

"The only time the word "incorrectly" isn't spelled incorrectly is when it's spelled incorrectly, then why'd Mark hyung told me I was it was not correct?"

"Pretty sure the sea creatures are the most high ones out there, I mean they have seaweed everywhere! Do you think people who loves to eat fish a lot gets high because the fish was high?"

"The two e's in bee might be silent"

"You don't realize how many muscles are under your scalp until you see a bold guy chewing food"

"If you start counting from 0 your lips won't touch until you reach 1 million"

"If Cinderella was a baking slave instead of a cleaning slave wouldn't her name be mozzarella?"

"The first time most people had been stood up is probably when the waiter or server forgets your meal"

"Isn't sleep good for your brain? Then why aren't we allowed to sleep in school?"

"Did you know butterflies can't see their wings? They have no idea how beautiful they are"

"Why do we use a towel after we finish showering? Like it still gets dirty after we cleaned ourselves"

"I don't need to know learn about the solar system, I already know my whole world revolves around you" okay Jaemin must admit, that made him blush

"When you're swimming under water, you're also swimming above water"

"I wish I had the ability to dream together with other people-"

"Awwww-"

"Then we could do multi-player! We can play with cotton candy clouds and my panda friend Seungkwannie!"

"Imagine getting paid for being adorable"

"You'd be a billionaire-" Jeno looked at his boyfriend with a cute confused look on his face

"What?"

"What?"

Jeno shrugged but continued, Jaemin just listened to his boyfriend admiring how cute he looked when he's confused and such

"Imagine sneezing everytime someone talks about you, i don't think you'd survive that tho"

"why aren't IPhone chargers named apple juice?"

"In order to fall asleep, you need to pretend to be asleep"

"Ever wondered how many random strangers you have seen on the last day of their lives?"

"If a sex-addict becomes a prostitute, are they automatically a workaholic?"

"The first person that said the word "cool" must've been cool since everyone started saying it"

"We've been watching the Pixel Lamp commit cold blooded murder on the Letter "I" for years now"

"Have you ever thought the multiple digit numbers that had zero on it was actually just repeat? Like if we normally start with "1" and when we get to "10" we read the zero, but what if it's just silent like the "0" before? Then it would be 8, 9, 1, 11- right?"

"Hey Nana, when will we have a baby?"

Jaemin once again choked on that question, God why is Jeno just so calm and innocent like it was a normal question? "U-uhm, when we're r-ready? E-especially y-you sweetheart! Hehe-" he replied almost like a question, the latter nodded and said "what if-" he was then interrupted by his boyfriend "okay okayyyy Nono, uhm what about let's go to sleep shall we? We can go try that dream ability you were wondering!" The blue haired boy stopped him from his "Weird Thoughts" and he himself needed to calm down after those two certain questions his baby had asked a few minutes ago

Jeno happily nodded feeling sleepy and excited wondering if the ability will work, Jaemin shut the laptop and placed it on the bedside table, he then pulled Jeno closer by the waist, the latter snuggling closer loving the scent and warmth his boyfriend gave, funny it's vice versa to Jaemin as well. He loved the warmth and how cuddly his lover can be, and even tho he hated strawberries, he loved Jeno's strawberries scent, shampoo, lotion, ChapStick, baked pie, baked cookies and etc. As long as it's Jeno or from Jeno he'll absolutely love it.

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Thaz waz it, it was weird and boring, so uhm yeah. I feel like my stories have been getting worse as time passes by so like I apologize

Why did I imagine Jeno looked preggo in this-

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