Welcome to Disney Channel! Here, we have a Mickey Mouse Clubhouse, which is a world of wonders! Minnie Mouse here, also known as Kim Ava, now wanted to stab herself in the gut because Goofy's parents were here, and Goofy, also called Han Jisung, was still snoring without a care in the world. Mickey Mouse, a.k.a Lee Minho, wanted to burn this god-awful clubhouse to the ground, because Donald Duck, or Hwang Hyunjin, could barely stop yapping about how he had dropped black bean sauce on his own crotch. Thankfully, this Donald Duck wore pants. 

"What do we do now?" Minnie asked, fixing her skirt. 

"I think we should use the back door to escape," Mickey suggested. He is also the official Chad of children, so let's keep that in mind. 

"BUT MY PANTS! I'M ON FIRE!" Donald yelped. 

Mickey snickered, coming up with a bad joke yet again, "I guess you could say that he's hot in the loins for Jisung, hehehe." 

The doorbell rang again, and Minnie screamed, "OPEN THE DOOR!" 

Mickey hastily walked over to the door to see Mr and Mrs Senior Goofy standing at the doorstep, and he welcome them in, "Good morning, please come in." 

"Ah, child! It's been so long!" Mrs Senior Goofy hugged him and Mr Senior Goofy walked in. Minnie held her breath; she was going to pass out because of the anxiety. 

"Who must you be, child?" Mr Senior Goofy questioned her, and she awkwardly chuckled, "Ah, hello! I'm just the neighbor. The house beside the lawn is mine." 

"And who must you be?" Mr Senior Goofy questioned Donald. Now, let's review what our Donald Duck was doing: dressed in a tuxedo, wearing oven gloves (for jjajangmyeon????), and trying to rub his clothed crotch to get rid of the black bean sauce. 

Mrs Senior Goofy covered her eyes, "AHH! IS JISUNG'S BUTLER TOUCHING HIMSELF?" 

Butler...? Deserved. 

"Must be his personal choice," Mr Senior Goofy commented, turning away. 

And then came Goofy, rubbing his eyes, descending down the stairs, "Ayo, whaddup, guy...s?" 

All his sleepiness evaporated when he saw his parents. Very goofy behavior, Goofy. 

"Good morning, son," Mr Senior Goofy folded his arms over his chest. 

Goofy wanted to use Aladdin's magic carpet to yeet out of the house because he had completely forgotten that his parents were arriving (even though he was the one to scare the shit out of the rest three), but the author won't mix the two shows here. We respect Disney Channel. 

Five minutes later, and everyone was sat in the living room which Minnie had cleared very efficiently. The previous night, the four had agreed to not letting Goofy's parents know that he lived with Donald Duck, and not Mickey Mouse. It was very awkward and silent, and if the author gave them a pair of scissors, one could cut through the thick awkwardness in the air. 

"So, um, Butler-nim," Mrs Senior Goofy spoke, "Why are your pants so stained?" 

"I... I sharted," Donald Duck blurted out. 

"From the front?" 

"Indeed." 

That was when another car stopped by their lawn, and Daisy Duck (a.k.a Lee Felix) and his two bodyguards (big gun bois) rang the doorbell. Now, the author would call them some character from the Clubhouse, but her knowledge is limited. So, she Googled the names, and she traumatized herself... because there's a character called 'Drake' in Disney. Yes. No joke. 

Minnie went to open the door, excusing herself from the awkward gathering, and opened the door to Daisy Duck exclaiming, "HOLA, AMIGO!"

"Oh, god..." 

"Where's Juliet?" he walked past Minnie, and into the living room, and his bodyguards followed suit -- let's give them names. So Chan is going to be Banger, and Changbin is going to be Changer. 

 Banger was the first one to notice that something was off, because Daisy Duck had just skipped into the living room and jumped on the spot, "HI, JULIET!"

Mr and Mrs Senior Goofy turned to face Goofy in bewilderment, and Goofy gulped, "Oh..." 

"Your name is Juliet now?" Mrs Senior Goofy questioned, gasping. 

"Ah, you must be his parents!" Changer bowed before them, and then nudged Donald Duck in the gut, "Giving first impressions to in-laws, huh?" 

Mr Senior Goofy spat out his water, "First impressions to whom?!" 

"Oh, fuck, hold up..." Banger cursed in a mumble, perhaps the only one comprehending and understanding the situation. 

"You don't know about Romeo and Juliet, uncle and aunty?" Daisy Duck questioned, genuinely confused. 

"Um, yes, we do," Mr Senior Goofy said, unsure of what was to come. 

"So our Romeo is making an impression on The Capulets!" 

"A-And who is the Romeo?" 

Daisy Duck and Changer shamelessly pointed at Donald Duck, who was still trying to clean his pants. Mr and mrs Senior Goofy gasped. 

"SON, YOU'RE GAY?" 

"AND YOU LOVE A BUTLER?" 

"WHO SHARTS FROM THE FRONT?" 

Goofy wanted to decompose into the couch, "I mean, um..." 

"He doesn't shart from the front, though," Mickey Mouse clarified in an attempt to save the conversation. 

"And he's not a Butler," Minnie Mouse helped. 

"Yes, sir and ma'am!" Donald Duck saluted (see what the author did there?), "I'm just his boyfriend!" 

Cut to the parents' car dashing away from the neighborhood. 

"Phew, saved the day," Donald Duck sighed in relief, and everyone looked at him. 

"What?" 

(a/n: what have i created.

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