Chapter 37: Spawning Out Of Wimpy Kid Books

Ava did not know how she ended up here, in a gym. Well, she does remember it, but she thinks selectively. So let the author tell you how... 

Cue easygoing music: It was a casual evening, and right after the main characters of this book had returned from their college, still on the lawns, Minho had Changbin calling him, "Hello?" 

"YOHHH BRO!" Changbin energized, "CHAN AND I FOUND A NEW GYM THAT'S RIGHT DOWN YOUR LANE!" 

"And you had to yell that into my ear," Minho grimaced. 

"Sorry, alright? But you guys need to be here," Changbin spoke. 

"And why should we go there?"

"Bitch, you wanna impress Ava or not?" 

"...We'll be there in two." 

So Changbin sent him his live location, and Minho called out, "Hey! Y'all wanna go to the gym?"

Jisung and Hyunjin stared at him as if he had grown a titty on his face. 

Cue dramatic music: "Why would we go anywhere? The practice was so tiring today!" Ava whined, and he sighed. 

"It'll be refreshing! Come on!" 

"Minho, don't you wanna just chill on your bed and-" Jisung began, but Minho interrupted him, "There's also an ice cream parlour beside it." 

Cue Punjabi music (in honour of Miss Kanta's fictional existence): "Let's go!" Jisung exclaimed, suddenly energized. 

"Babe? YOU'RE GONNA DITCH ME LIKE THAT?" Hyunjin gaped at Jisung, who launched his bag off in excitement and jumped with a 'YIPEE!'. Bro was just low-key cringe. 

"We're going?" Ava asked with wide eyes, and Jisung was already skipping off into the horizon. Hyunjin sighed and dragged himself after him, and Minho turned to Ava, 

"Yes." 

Now let's get back to the present state. 

Watching how Hyunjin tiredly staggered up behind Jisung and slumping against some random gym equipment, Ava sighed. This was not how she wanted to spend her 7 PM on a Wednesday. 

https://youtu.be/du-TY1GUFGk

The author could not help herself with that one. 

Felix stood on the corner, recording Chan and Changbin lift heavy weights and flex their big guns. 

"Wow, they're so intense," Jisung commented from afar. 

"Yeah, I wonder what drives them," Minho thought aloud. 

Meanwhile, Chan's inward thoughts looked a little bit like, "Oh, I'm going to be so good at giving hugs!!!! *insert a howling wolf*

Changbin was perhaps the only person who genuinely wanted to work out, among the entire group. 

"Hey, Hwang, can you do tha...?" Jisung stopped speaking as soon as he saw Hyunjin passed out on the floor beside him, using a dumbbell as a pillow. The quokka sighed, "What was I expecting?" 

"Hey, Hyun! Wake up!" Ava crouched down beside him and shook his body, whispering to him, "You gotta impress Jisung!" 

On the other hand, Jisung whispered to Minho, "Pick up a fucking equipment and impress Ava!" 

So the Romeo (Hyunjin) woke up, and the wannabe Romeo (Minho) looked around for the lightest looking dumbbell. Pardon the author's illiteracy about gym equipments, she's only ever seen a yoga mat. 

And when the Tsundere Edgelord finally found a light-looking dumbbell, he called out, "Ay, Ava!" 

"What?" she turned to him, and he smirked, brushing a lock of hair off his face, and then smugly smiled, winking at her, "You wanna see how strong I am?" 

And then bro tried to lift it, but got dragged down along with it. 

For a minute, nobody laughed, because that was extremely embarrassing, but then a random gym dude walked into the scene, pointing at Minho and laughing loudly, "You call that strength? HAR HAR HAR HAR!" 

"Okay, Rowley from Diary Of A Wimpy Kid," Minho stood up, rubbing his hands off, and looked up at the gym rat, "Zip it and get lost." 

The gym rat folded his muscular arms over his big muscle tiddies, and Chan and Changbin approached the two, imitating the motion. But now, the thing is that our boys are pretty fun-sized. And the gym rat was 6'8, as long as Jungkook's ding dong in those Wattpad novels, so our big gun bois had to strain their necks up to look at him. 

"Hey! Stay away from my friends!" Felix stopped recording and slithered through the crowd to face the gym rat. 

"Stay back, Lix. We'll protect you," Chan sternly spoke, and the gym rat laughed again, "Such a wussy! HAR HAR HAR HAR!" 

"Can he stop laughing like Jeff Kinney wrote him?" Ava whispered to Hyunjin, and he shrugged, "Bro thinks he spawned out of a children's book." 

Felix, on the other hand, pointed a finger at the gym rat, "Get the fuck away." 

That was probably the first time his two lovers had probably heard him curse. Of course they were turned on. Why would the author not make them horny in a fanfiction? 

"And what if I don't?" the gym rat sneered, "Kick me in the ankles?" 

Twenty minutes later, the gym owner walked into the gym, and saw the gym rat writhing on the floor, "Why-why is he in pain?" 

"Felix kicked him really hard in the ankles," Jisung remarked. 

"No more Wimpy kid behaviour, let's goooo!" Hyunjin and Jisung chest bumped, and then grew red. 

Hyunjin hid his non-exposed chest with his palms, "Ooh, you touched my tralala-" 

The gym owner had had enough of it, "Kindly get out." 

Chan sighed, "Not one place we can go to and be respected." 

(a/n: i love adding these random characters in the story hahahahaha it's so fun to not name characters- 

Thanks for reading! I love you!)

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