The next day, Minho drove to college, half traumatized and half lovesick. Jisung, who sat beside him, asked, "Are you okay?"

"Jisung," Minho solemnly spoke, "Sleep with your windows closed. And your doors locked."

"Okay?"

"AND DO NOT EAT ANYTHING A STRANGER OFFERS YOU! It could be a dead person's remains-"

"Bro, what did y'all even do last night?" Jisung grimaced.

"We watched."

"Psychopath porn?"

"Psychopath documentary."

"That's even worse."

Meanwhile, at the college, Ava asked Hyunjin,"What did you guys do last night?"

"Ah, lady!" Hyunjin cockily sighed, "We did such fun stuff, gosh!"

Ava wiggled her eyebrows, "Like?"

Hyunjin's flashback...

Jisung and Hyunjin sat opposite to each other on the dining table. One would imagine the fashion in which they sat would be similar to Red Lights, but we're in a different dimension here, lads.

And on the dining table, there was nothing. Not even water. Maybe because Jisung is so amazing at cooking that he surpassed the author at his cooking skills, and burnt the water.

"Now?" Hyunjin asked, "I'm hungry."

"You're always hungry."

"For your love? Yes, babe."

"Ayo, stop with the cheesy pickup lines."

"Cheesy?" Hyunjin's stomach growled, "That makes me wanna have a pizza."

Jisung's eyes lit up, "Hey, that's actually a good idea!"

"Really? GREAT, TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRT-"

"I'm taking back what I said."

Jisung stood up and grabbed his phone, calling up a pizza place, "Hello?"

"Good evening, sir. This is Domino's."

"Aye, Domino," Jisung spoke.

"..."

"..."

"Please state your order, sir."

"Yeah, right," Jisung nodded, and then turned to Hyunjin, "What do you wanna have?"

"Jisussy."

"CAN YOU NOT?"

"I'm sorry, sir," the Domino's employee spoke, "We don't serve whatever Jisussy is."

"Thanks. I'm glad. Anyways," Jisung sighed, "We would like a medium pepperoni pizza, an onion pizza for Hwang-"

"HEY!"

"-with carrots and eggplant."

"Sir," the employee wanted to bawl, "Carrots and eggplants are not the toppings we use."

"Yah, I'll complain about you to the higher courts of justice!" Jisung barked on the phone.

"Sir, we literally serve pizzas. What could be possibly do to get dragged to courts?"

Hyunjin grabbed his phone, and then started with his monologue, "You know what you could do as a crime? You could spit into our food! You could send us half-eaten pizzas! You could put in rat poison! Or even worse, you could replace liquid cheese with cum-"

"This call was being recorded, sir. Thanks!"

And then the employee hung up on them, and Hyunjin turned to face Jisung, smiling nervously.

"So we sleep hungry?"

...End of Hyunjin's flashback.

"Yeah, very fun," Ava deadpanned.

That was when Felix walked into the scene, Chan and Changbin on either sides, "Hi, besties!"

"Hey, James Charles!" Hyunjin waved back.

"Excuse you, my sister in Christ is a legend."

"...fruit loops again?" Ava asked tentatively.

"Never!" Felix dramatically groaned.

Seungmin and Jeongin approached them, and the Colgate smile ambassador said, "You guys do know that we only have a little time left before we have to stage the play, right?"

"I mean, um, yeah," Chan shrugged, "And we're almost done-"

"We're nowhere near done, Bang Chan," Seungmin spoke, "We've barely practiced the third act. And there are five fucking acts."

"Five fucking acts?" Hyunjin gasped, "Jisung and I have to fuck on the stage?"

Seungmin's patience was being tested, and he pinched the bridge of his nose as he spoke, "We're starting off with the practice now. And, god, please don't fuck anyone on the stage."

"We're here!" Jisung came running to the scene, while Minho dragged himself to the crowd of literally eight people. Well, the author did face the crowd problems when she was new to the group, because one's gotta keep a headcount of the people who got a dialogue and who did not- oh fuck, she didn't give a dialogue to Changbin yet.

"Hey, late comers," Changbin spoke as a compensation for the author's negligence.

Hyunjin turned to face Jisung, and then dreamily gasped, exclaiming, "Here he comes! The prince of my dreams, the apple of my eye, the cold drink to my burger-"

"The poop to your diarrhoea," Felix nodded in affirmation.

"Wow, our baby's so creative," Chan and Changbin clapped for him in unison.

Jeongin and Seungmin stood terrorized on their spots.

Minho joined the charade, and looking at Seungmin and Jeongin, he chuckled, "What, did you happen to see a ghost?"

"We happened to witness psychopathy."

It did not take two seconds for Lee Minho to scream like Jungkook's babygirl and dash out of the hallway.

"What happened to him?" Chan questioned.

Ava shrugged, "I don't know."

Oh, honey...

(a/n: me when I'm off my meds

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