"And now that everyone is well," Seungmin announced, gathering the cast in the auditorium, "We shall resume the practice of the play. Miss Narrator, on your spot please."

Ava stepped up on the stage, grabbed the makeshift mic, and began with her theatrical voice, which honestly put Captain America to shame. Not the author's words; she's not writing this. Not at all. Nope. 

Minho gazed at her from his seat in the front row, in complete awe of how well she managed the stage. Jisung, who sat on his left, was busy swatting mosquitoes, and Changbin, who sat on the right, was beginning to latch onto the oh-my-my-my-you-got-me-high-so-fast feelings Minho was very obviously displaying for her. 

So he nudged Minho in the gut, giving him a Lenny face, "Hm? What's going on here?"

The TsundereMaster69 grimaced at him, "Your mum's wedding." 

"But," Jisung spoke mindlessly, "Changbin was born twenty eight years ago though." 

"TWENTY EIGHT?" Changbin gasped, "DO I LOOK TWENTY EIGHT TO YOU?" 

"Actually, thirty two," Jisung casually spoke. 

"YOU BITCHASS COMPUTER MOUSE, COWERING IN YOUR LITTLE HOUSE-" (Hi 3RACHA please make this one of your lyrics thx bye)

The main door to the auditorium swung open, and Changbin's bars were left incomplete. Jeongin fell off his seat because of the impact, Seungmin almost cried because they got interrupted again, and Felix had to wear his sunglasses to protect his eyes from the brightness at the door. 

It was Hwang Hyunjin. With makeup. Looking like a Greek-god. Yes, you know it. The author is a Bollywood stan and she borrowed this scene from Main Hoon Na. 

He strutted in, and Jake and Jay wished they were gay (not for each other) as Hyunjin passed by them. Chan, standing on the sidelines, knew what he was pulling, but he supported his friend nonetheless (not like he had a choice). Ava, on the stage, knew that everyone was staring and admiring his beauty, and she showed him a big thumbs-up, smirking because a certain someone was agape. 

And Changbin noticed Jisung gaping at Hyunjin too. The gay quokka was quite literally drooling, and Changbin nudged him and asked with another Lenny face, "Hm? What's going on here?" 

"Your dad's wedding." 

"WHY IS EVERYONE GETTING MY PARENTS MARRIED TODAY?" you're finished, Binnie, it's okay. 

Hyunjin walked to Jisung, who really needed to shut his mouth up, by the way, and spoke with a smile, "Hey, Jisung."

"H-Hi, Hyunjin," Jisung gulped.  

Jeongin gasped in the sidelines, "That's the first time I've seen them use their first names." 

Hyunjin unfolded the folded seat, and then looked at Jisung, "Sit down for me, Juliet." 

Bro was as obedient as Y/N in an Alpha Jungkook fanfic. He sat down, and beside him, Hyunjin spread his ass on the chair. 

The author was really trying to make a metaphor there but guess her brain is malfunctioning again (canon event). She meant that HE SAT DOWN BESIDE JISUNG. 

Minho sighed, "Alright, guest, I'll just find another seat." 

Ava pulled Minho to the side, and the TsundereMaster69 gladly got dragged along... until he realized that he was a tsundere. So he gently yanked her grip off his arm (bro was loving it), and then cribbed (or pretended to), "Ew, get your crusty hands off me." 

"Your shirt's dusty. Did you even wash it?" Ava sardonically commented. 

Another canon event: Lee Minho liked that. No, the author won't make him say, 'ooh, feisty, i like that' because that's cringeworthy. 

On the other hand, Felix was taking notes to write a Hyunsung fanfiction soon, and Chan slid over to his side, "Hey, cutie. Whatcha doin'?" 

"I'm gonna write about them -- these are my Bella and Edward!" 

"More like... Jacob and Edward." 

Felix squealed, "MY OTP! I LOVE YOU!" 

Chan was the nowhere seen on the Earth -- man was in the air, amongst the angels in Heaven, dancing to Shakira's songs. This was all he had wanted in life, honestly. 

"I-I lov-" 

Everyone heard Seungmin slam his script on the ground, frustrated, "CAN WE ACTUALLY PRACTICE? FOR ONCE?" Poor dude just needed to get one full act done. 

So Hyunjin stood up, making Jisung automatically stand up as well, and he spoke, "I'll see you in a few, babe." 

Jisung gaped, "Babe?" 

"Or should I call you baby boy?"

"Take that back before Chan slams a copyright strike on you," Ava snickered. 

Chan sighed, "Please. One peaceful day, guys. Please." 

(a/n: BEFORE YOU ALL SMACK ME FOR NOT UPDATING THIS FOR A MONTH, LISTEN: I GOT PUBLISHED!! BY ACTUAL PUBLISHERS!! MY DEBUT NOVEL, MISSING PART, IS OUT!! Tell me if you wanna buy it, I'll share the link hehe (it's on my mb too but yeah) 

I genuinely did not know how what to name this chapter, it was so random and all over the place, but that's like every chap of this book tbh 

HOW WAS THISSS??? :D 

thanks for reading! i love you!)