ummmm.

bear with me here okay?

so yesterday I was out on a boat in the afternoon (the boardwalk stuff happened at night) with my lil sis and my cousin.

my cousin is 18 so he could drive my dads boat.

so Jaiden (my lil sis) looks up at me and is like "let's go catch crabs"

me and DJ (my cousin) just stare at each other like wtf did she just say???

suddenly she just holds up a net and is like "crabs, let's go catch them"

and ofc our dirty minded selves thought of crabs crabs not the red Sebastian ones.

and if you're younger than 13 I might not get this but oh whale.

so we all caught crabs.

I didn't actually get an STD smh, I'm a pure kid. Crabs is the name of a std fyi 😂

ps: don't be silly, wrap ur willy