y'all imma bout to spill some truths.

it was like 2 AM and I got bored last night so I decided to look up tumblr zodiac shit.

im an Aries, so imma be saying whether it matches me or naw.

very true. although, I wouldn't mind being an angry Brit dude ^

FALSE. oh my fucking god I cant flirt for my life - and even if I do, it's by mistake. I should be in the "super shy" category ^

Falserooni. I'm more of a death-stare kinda gal ^

okay this is actually true ^

cringeeee. well, kinda cringe. idk smth abt 'babe' in a raspy voice rlly just tickles my pickle. I don't rlly like kitten. well - idk ^

false. I suck 😂 ^

SO. FUCKIN. TRUE ^

im not EVER gonna drink alcohol for a certain reason, and guys - plz don't ever do it. but if I did drink, this would totally be me. or I would either be Aquarius or cancer ^

o shit a baby squirrel brb

update: he ran on his lil tree with his teeny tiny paws sksksks it was so cute

his name is Patrick now

^idk 😂😂^

I need a squirtle ;-; ^

so apparently if I fall in love, I'll be slim?!?! COUNT ME IN BB^

ayeee who's a Sagittarius or Libra? also lmaooo Sagittarius autocorrected to saggy tits^

OKAY ACTUALLY ME. but I would be more of a Taurus or Scorpio. Like why the fuck???^

well that was fun.

do this if u want, idk 😂❤️