buckle ur seatbelts children bc this is a wild story.

ALSO MERRY AMURICA DAY.

anyway so we went to the point pleasant boardwalk to watch their famous fireworks.

and my dad and stepmom were tired so they just dropped me and my lil sis off.

so we're just walking around bc the fireworks didn't start until two hrs or so, so we were gonna hang out in the arcade.

on the way there this lil blonde boy looks at his mommy then looks at the ground and it's like "i hAtE mY LiFe"

he said it in a joking way and I'm just like "SAME"

my lil sis Jaiden thought I was crazy bc she doesn't get that type of humor yet bc she's only 10.

then ya know the game where u take the bug hammer and smash it to the metal plate to see how strong u are?

there was 2 guy workers there and they just start staring at one of the game stands and the nerdy dude is just like, "that's a big eggplant he's got there"

this boi was talking abt a stuffed eggplant prize that a boy just got.

AND OMFG MY SIS IS SO INNOCENT.

a dude was standing on the side of the boardwalk with just underwear on and he hand his hands in his pants.

and obv he was jerking off in the middle of hundred of ppl but she didn't even know what that was and she just looked shook.

she was like "that guys bathing suit is so weird."

i told her they were underwear and her face just turns to disgust and just says "they're so.....tiGhT"

omfg istg it felt like everybody was just staring at us.

and I may or may not have become British for the day????

while me and Jaiden (lil sis) were in the arcade, there was a dude my age with a little sister around Jaiden's age.

I accidentally tripped over his phone while he was playing skeeball and I fuckin almost died.

like that shit isn't funny when u almost bang ur head on the tickets dispenser.

but he's just like "OMFG OMFG IM SO SORRY ARE U OKAY???"

his lil sis just starts laughing her ass of at me and then BAM a friendship was born.

i forgot his lil sisters name tbh but his name was Marcus but he looked more like a Tyler.

and we somehow just started talking in a British accent.

like how the fuck???

we must've looked so weird during the fireworks bc of me, Jaiden, Marc, and the lil girl were just sitting on trash cans, watching fireworks, and talking in British accents.

and don't judge, there were no more seats so we had to sit on trash cans.

so today was hella fun.

I rlly wish I wAs British tbh.

british ppl are hella cool.....then there's aMeRicAns.

I'm not even American but I've been
freedom-ized so I just associate America with myself.

anyways, for my second bio book should the name be NOBODY CARES or NOBODY KNOWS

comment below plz 😘😘