This is it...

the story yall have been waiting for...

the story how i broke an office depot printer...

aight SO

imagine 8th grade me, just at office depot with her madre

we went there to get some pens and crap

and i wander off ALOT

i get bored and distracted very easily and tend to zone out if nothings interesting

mi madre knows i do this so she really didnt care where i went

so my mom was checking out those sexy ass pens and i got hella bored

i walked around and discovered the beautiful printer aisle

and ofc, i have to press all of the buttons

i mean, who wouldnt?

so anyway, i go to this one aesthetic ass printer and start pressing all of the buttons

suddenly it makes this weird scratching-screaming-noise

it was like "REEEEEE"

and im just like 'wut'

then i look at the little screen on it amd it said "printing page 1 of 200" or smth

so i started freaking out as pages keep flying out of the printer there and i didnt know what to do

i didnt even know there was paper in it, bc of the way the printer was made

the worker heard the printer screaming in agony and he speed walks all the way to the aisle

and then he sees little me there and he was  s h o o k

he just gave me this deadly stare like

ಠ_ಠ

so i started dying and i ran into the bathroom

my mom eventually called me after like 10 minutes and shes like "aye where u at?"

i told her that i would just come to her so i hung up and found her by the front door with bags in her hand

but the only thing standing between us was the printer and the guy

i had to do a walk of shame as i ran past the guy

when i was walking he was just staring at me then kept looking at the printer that was at like page 60

there was paper all of the floor and when it came out it went flying out

it was horrifying

and now i have printer ptsd

and welp, thats the story of how i broke my third printer

hope u enjoy my dumbass 😂