HEY YALL SO LISTEN UP

LAST WEEKEND I WENT THROUGH SMTH

I GOT BANNED FROM WINN-DIXIE FOR LIKE A MONTH 😭

"HOW THE HELL DID U DO THAT?!", YOU MAY BE ASKING

WELL. LET ME TELL U A STORY

THEY HAVE THESE GOOD AF CHICKEN WINGS. YA KNOW, SALT AND VINEGAR, RANCH, ETC.

AND USUALLY THERES A LADY WORKING THERE AND SHE LETS U TRY ONE

BUT SHE WASNT THERE

SO I TOOK A NAPKIN AND TOOK ONE, WHICH I ALWAYS DO, AND THEYRE CHILL WITH IT

AND I WENT OVER TO MY MOM AND FREAKED THE FUCK OUT

SHE WAS LIKE "OH THATS STEALING, UR HORRIBLE, ETC."

SHE TOOK ME TO THE STORE MANAGER AND WE HAD A NICE LITTLE TALK (NOTE THE SARCASM)

AND HE BASICALLY SAID THAT THEY DONT PROMOTE STEALING OR ANYTHING

BUT AFTER, I WAS TEXTING MY FRIEND NAFEESA ABT IT, FREAKING OUT, AND MY MOM SNATCHED MY PHONE AND READ THE TEXTS

AND SHE SAID I WAS "BRAGGING ABT IT", WHEN I WAS CLEARLY NOT

AHHHHH

I DONT STEAL, IM A GOOD PERSON. I SWEARRR

ANYWAY THATS MY STORY. IM TRYNA DO AN ALL-CAPS AESTHETIC. SO LMK IF ITS WORKING OUT OR NOT.