Whoever ends up stuck with me in a UCLA dorm

plz

PLZ

do not put me in charge of food

no matter how much i ask

my mom put me in charge of her chicken while shes in the shower

and its boiling in a pot thing

she told me to watch it, so i was sitting on the counter with my laptop and headphones

i got in a music zone and i forgot my surroundings

i stretched out my legs

AND I PUT MY FOOT ON THE STOVE

and ofc i yanked my foot up in pain, and foot hit the handle of pot

which made it jump..

... and spill half of the boiling water onto my foot

note to self: dont be a dumbass