All right so let me tell u smth that just happened

every sunday i volunteer at my church in the baby section

so there was this smol child being named titus or smth

and we're just blowing bubbles

suddenly this little baby comes over and starts playing with the bubble container

little asshat baby titus pushes the little girl and is like 'no baby, no'

so im just sitting there like 'bitch is u not a baby yourself, wtf u talkin abt???'

anyway thats all

tschüss (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ