"Why am I so fragging abnormal?!" I yelled. "Language." Prime said over the comm.

"So, why exactly am I here?" I asked as I climbed out of Bee.

All the bots transformed and I looked for Ratchet. There he was, closing up the ground bridge.

"Another human? Optimis!" he said.

I took out my iPod and got my camera ready. Bulkhead tried to take it away but he ended up crushing it.

"BULKHEAD!!! I NEEDED THAT!!!" I screamed.

TeamPrime looked at Ratchet and Ratchet looked at me.

"Why is everyone acting strange?" Chase asked.

"Because I'm not really... From here," I replied. "I need to know what point in time it is, because I can't tell you the future."

"It's 6:27!" Miko said as she jumped around the corner.

"Miko!" Jack yelled.

"Wait, wait, so you know the future?" Kade asked.

"Yea... sort of... I might... I don't even know. This might be the end of the series! I know it's coming close to the end for TeamPrime, not that that's bad, it actually very good, because they're in building E. But for the Burns and the RescueBots... I'm a bit lost."

Ratchet took a sample of my blood and Blades gasped, "This is like that movie I watched last week! The main character goes-" HeatWave cut him off,"NO ONE CARES, BLADES!"

I walked over to Blades and said,"I care Blades. I care. Unlike that horrible HeatWave!" I winked at Kade.

"Oh yea, he doesn't care about anything!" Kade caught on.

"Can we stop? I just want to know why Boulder and, um, Bulkhead, is it, look so much alike." Graham interrupted our goofing around.

"I've always wondered that myself, haven't you Optimis?" I said. Prime spoke,"Yes, they do look similar, but that is not the problem here."

"I am... I'll just go find Raf..." I walked off.

I finally found Raf on his computer in one of the large hallways. I sat down beside him and caught him up on all the crazy stuff.

"So, how can you understand Bee? And how can you turn things on and off with your mind?" he asked.

"To tell the truth, I don't know. And I don't have any memories before I was four. It's really weird." I replied.

Then his phone rang.

Fowler?

"Hi, Mama."

Ah. The mom.

"He said what? I... yes Mama." Then he hung up.

"What's up?" I asked.

"My brother said that I have a girlfriend and now Mama wants me to bring my girlfriend that doesn't exist to dinner tonight!" He yelled.

"Awkward." Miko peeked her head around the corner. "Oh, oh, maybe what's-her-face can be your fake girlfriend!"

I bit my lip and said,"It's Coke. How do you forget the name of a soda?"

"I dunno."

Raf jumped in the conversation and said,"If Coke wants to be my temporary, um, friend, that's ok with me. But if she doesn't, thats ok too."

Mentally fangirling, I said,"Sure. So, if your mom asks, I'm homeschooled, I just moved to Jasper, I'm a cat freak, I love glasses,"

Raf straightened his glasses and blushed. "and yes, I'm 14, a little old for you. My birthday is July13th and I have two siblings."

"We'll it's a quarter after seven, so I'm off to go off roading with Bulk. TTFN!" Miko said.

The fangirl has been unleashed.

"Oh my Primus! I love Tigger!" Miko was too far away to hear me.

Oh well.

Then I got an idea, "Oh, you're going to love Boulder and Graham. They're nerds too! Don't worry, nerds are cool."

"O-Ok. Lets go." Raf said.

We walked down the hall and I started to do the WizardOfOz skip. I skipped along and after awhile I stopped and walked normally. "Sorry if I act weird."

I looked up to see him smiling at me and he said,"I know Miko. You're perfectly normal. In the best way."

I grinned and said,"Someone saw Frozen."

We continued walking and when we got to the big room everybody was looking at us weird.

Well, not us, more like me.

"What's wrong?" I asked.

"Nothing." Blades said.

"Please tell me? I have to know."

Chief Burns stepped up. "I don't know how to say this, but you aren't human. Who are your parents?"

Well, you said it.

"I'm human. My name is Coke Pepsi Mounty, I'm a huge fangirl, and I have a family. I am most definitely human."

"But didn't you say that you have no memories before you were four?" Raf said as he set his laptop on the table.

Scrap.

"I just... I... I'm pretty sure that's normal though, right?"

"Are you done?" Kade asked.

WHAT THE UNICRON IS WRONG WITH YOU? I'm emotionally unstable and you are just being one big JERK!!! I screamed in my mind.

Everyone was looking at me weird again.

"What now?"

"Nothing." Blades said.

Oh Blades. I can't even.

"Tell me now." I turned to Optimis, the anger in me rising again. He took a step back and I heard blasters powering up.

I calmed myself and rubbed my forehead.

Miko came over and handed me a mirror. "Take a look." she said.

I held the mirror up to my face and looked.

What happened to my eyes? My beautiful eyes! They were stinking purple and looked like the bot's optics.

I handed the mirror to Miko and ran outside. I took my purple sunglasses out of my sweat-jacket pocket and put them on so nobody would see my hideous eyes.

The area was crawling with people but I made my way out.

I took my dumb-phone out of my pocket and called my Daddy. No answer. Mama. Nope. Aunt. Nada. Grandma. Nerp. All my friends. No.

Well then I was on my own. I walked the streets of Jasper until I saw a police car that didn't quite fit in. It pulled up to me and the back door opened.

"Get scraped Chase." I walked by him.

He turned on the siren and I freaked out.

"Do you want to draw unwanted attention?" He asked.

I climbed in the back seat and closed the door.

"I can't escape you for long, can I?" I said.

"No. You can't." A familiar voice said. He turned from the drivers seat and I saw him.

Doctor Morocco was right there in Chase?

"Um, Chase! A little help here!!" I screamed.

"Oh, this isn't Chase. I just made him look like your friend."

"What about him speaking?" I asked. "A mere voice modulator,"He replied.

I reached for the door handle and tried to get the door open after unlocking it. Still not opening.

I tried kicking the window but it was really high-quality. "Lemme out Morocco! Morocco? Hello?!"

"Oh, be quiet."

"Why should I?"

"Because you might want to see this."

Just then a groundbridge appeared and Morocco drove into it.

I looked out the window to see that we were on the Decpticon warship. I tried kicking the door and just plain opening the door but nothing would work. "What's so special about me?" I asked.

Morocco looked shocked then he smiled. "Oh, you don't know, do you?"

I pushed my sunglasses further onto my face. "What?"

"Oh look. We're here." He stepped out of the car and entered a security code on my door. It popped open and he almost immediately stuck handcuffs in me. As he yanked my handcuffs to get me out of the car my sunglasses started slipping of my nose.

I tried to put them back on with my shoulder as we were walking but it was no use.

My glasses slipped of my face and hit the floor. "Scrap..."