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Tia POV
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After i left the battlefield and into a rift, i began humming as i floats aimlessly through space and time, thinking about that fun human i fought moments ago. Compared to the "strong" heroes, he was the only one to actually push me this far! But that makes me wonder what his ability is. All i know is that it isn't a semblance, quirk, sacred gear, or anything of this world, almost as if it was. . .

Alien. . .

Eh, that would probably explain why i sensed an extra soul inside him, probably up his ass. But for some reason, somethings telling me that even without that alien, he's still powerful. Not only that, but he's handsome even with that scar! But i felt so much negativity in his heart, sinister even, it felt like darkness and despair itself.

I wonder why that is.

Anyways, I've gotta prepare myself to for a nice probably date with RN and try to see if i could transform into a small humanoid shape.

Tia: welp, here goes nothing!

I tried transforming as a bright red light enveloped me. After a moment, the light died down to reveal my glorious form! I conjured a mirror to look at my new perfect face.

Tia: hello beautif-- the fuck?

I think i messed up. I had a giant eyeball where my mouth would be, mouths where my eyes would be, and hundreds of skinny pale arms covering my large, first arms.

Tia: oh shit, hope HP lovecraft won't sue me!

I transformed again, wait for the light to die down and look at my new form. . . I look like a muscular minotaur with 6 boobs, all of which looked fake as hell. I sure hope deviantart doesn't see me and get ideas. . .

Why the hell is humanization so fucking hard!?

And i transformed again and again before realizing that this will be a super looooooooong day. . . Or however long this dimensional rift time is.

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RN POV
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I was currently standing in front of the bunch of "heroes" as i was getting more irritated by the time it's taking me to go home, hang with toxin, and go to bed for a long period of time. Is that too much to ask for!?

Whatever, the leaders were yapping and asking about how i got so strong, how did i manage to go toe-to-toe with tia, i should join a faction, become a devil, i should come back to them, what was my power, and etc.

Not like I'd ever accept anything like any of those from them anyways.

I getting annoyed by this, so i rolled my eyes and walked away to my home that very few know about, but i was caught off by katsuki landing in front of me via explosions and quickly give me a hug, which i returned.

RN: heya katsuki.

Katsuki: you were going to leave with out saying leave without saying goodbye, weren't you?

RN: sorry, it's just the guys behind me getting on my nerves that i forgot about you completely.

Izu: RN, wait!

I sighed and gave and irritated look to izu, who flinched and stopped. Then she Slowly walked up to me fidgeting with her fingers.

Katsuki: what do you want, deku?

RN: you can let her explain, katsuki.

Izu: R-RN, i thought you died! Katsuki told me that Rias killed you!

RN: knowing how rias compensate breast for brains, ofcourse she'd believe that.

Katsuki and anti chuckled at my comment while rias gave me the middle finger, which i said "no thank you", which added to her irritation and a sudden blush.

Well good thing the author isn't gonna make me have to bang her or anything.

I quickly whispered into katsuki's ear where to meet me as she nodded and gave me one last hug before walking off. Izu wanted to move closer to have one of her own, but i put my hand up to stop her in her tracks, although it did stop her, it didn't stop the others.

Ozpin: you are welcome at union academy.

RN: no thanks, i have better things to do than to be with you guys.

Sirzechs: what could be better than saving the world?

RN: taking a nap and let some other guys do it. After all, that is your jobs, right?

Allmight: but young RN!

RN: what do you want, Johnny bravo?

Allmight: your quirk may have the power to save the world from evil! Don't you want that?

Ozpin: how do you know that it's really a quirk and not a semblance?

Sirzechs: oh, come on, It's clearly a sacred gear!

Azazel: hey lay off the kid, will ya?

RN: Azazel?

The fallen governor walked up to me until we were 2 feet away. The tension was thick until we gave each other smiles and fist-bumped. You see, while i was bullied at union for being powerless, Azazel was one of the few that actually cared for me, he even takes my unconscious body to the infirmary when katsuki wasn't around. so i don't have any bad blood with him.

RN: it's been a long time.

Azazel: nice to see you again.

RN: same.

We both did a fist-bump before he pulled out a flask and drunk out of it.

Azazel: who'd think that the only time I'd ever see you again is when you save our asses.

RN: hey there, I'm been trying to find time, but laziness is the one enemy that will always win.

Azazel: i know that feeling.

And the two of us laughed it off as anti was glad to see me happy. But unfortunately, some homewrecked immortal broke it up.

Ozpin: as heartwarming this is, we need to get to more important matters, look around.

RN: yes, i know it looks like north korea got trigger happy and shot it's missle here, but that's a you problem.

Rias: but you also helped in some of the destruction!

RN: you should be thankful i even thought of saving your asses. Later Azazel.

I turned around to finally go home, but i was questioned by the unknown animal.

Nezu: what is your quirk or power? Why not come and use it to become a hero?

RN: i don't have--

I was about to tell them that I'm powerless and that i have an alien, but if i do that, then those sleezy bastards will bother me even more, or worse, go after toxin and anti to do whatever they want with them to their heart's content. so i decided to play along.

RN: whatever i do with my powers is my choice. And I'm not going to be used to make someone look good.

???: you're all wrong.

Anti: (shit.)

We all look up to see ophis Smiling at me with dull eyes as i stared back with dull eyes of my own.

Issei: what do you mean?

Ophis: he does haven't any powers similar to what any of us have, he has a symbiotic Alien known as a klyntar that grants him abilities and multiplies his strength when they're transformed.

Everyone was shocked, katsuki wasn't as shocked since she already seen a lady come out of my chest cavity, i was glaring the dragon loli for bringing even more attention to me, but she didn't seemed phased at the slightest.

Anti: (*sigh* no use in hiding now.)

Then she came out of me and presents herself to everyone, many had multiple expressions.

Issei was checking out my girlfriend, which made me grab a piece of concrete and thrown it at his eye with great force, making him cry out in pain.

Ironwood was eyeing her down in a non-perverted way and wanted to experiment on her. If he does that, then he'll lose more than just his arm.

Anti: hello, my name is anti. . . That's it.

Everyone sweatdropped at the "introduction" as she quickly merges back into me and took over.

Anti: bye-bye!

Then she took a huge leap, making a shockwave blowing everyone back.

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Ophis POV
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After that odd boy left, i couldn't help but wonder what that ungodly energy within him. It feels like it would've bursted out at any given moment, it felt, unhealthy. I guess I'll ask about it when i see him again.

Sirzechs: Wait! What did you mean it was an alien?

Ophis: i mean it was an alien. I didn't think the battle would've made you deaf.

Ironwood: whatever, we need to track them both and bring them in before they do something like, enslaving earth or whatever!

Ophis: you and i both know that isn't the reason you want them both. They wouldn't want to enslave earth; hell, the klyntar is actually chaotic neutral, but are neutral nonetheless. Although in some cases, they sometimes adopt to the personality of their host.

Ironwood: that doesn't change the fact that it should be captured!

Ozpin: now, now, Jimmy, we wouldn't want to anger a being with such power.

Ophis: he is right; do you really want to start a war with her entire planet?

They all looked confused at what i mean, so i explained.

Ophis: the one you want to capture so happens to be the ambassador for earth. She wants to see if there could be an alliance between earth and klyntar. You doing whatever you want with her would only be seen as a declaration of war, And our chances at winning is slim.

Issei: slim? Are you forgetting who i am?

Ophis: no, what makes the klyntar dangerous is their ability. I would tell you, but then i would spoil the show you'll put on.

Allmight: what show?

I just gave them a sadistic smile as i was shrouded in purple energy, making everyone nervous.

Ophis: you'll find out soon enough~

Then i turned invisible and hid my aura to make them believe i teleported elsewhere so i can hear what they will do.

Ozpin: so, what now?

Sirzechs: we should see if we could get him to join the factions.

Azazel: *shrug* hey, if he wants to join a faction, then it would be his choice. So no forcing, ok?

Michael: you seem to care for the young man.

Azazel: ofcourse I'd care for my favorite student. It's not like any of you have.

I see everyone look down in guilt. What have they done to feel guilty about?

Ozpin: perhaps if we didn't ignore him in his time of need, he would've stayed.

Katsuki: *from afar* NO SHIT SHERLOCK!

Nezu: hopefully we can somehow convince him to come back.

Azazel: i doubt it, but you do you i guess. Well, I'm going to a bar.

Rias: Wait!

But the fallen governor stepped through a portal, leaving union by themselves as i just went elsewhere, happy that the plans are going as expected. I arrived back at my place where i walk down to my celler to see a certain someone chained to a pole with her medium dull blue hair shadowing her face.

Ophis: hello again, twisted one. I've finally found use for you, but we must wait.

The response I've gotten from her is nothing but a glare, but it's not like it fazed me at all.

If there was one way to describe what will happen next Wednesday, that would be. . .

Fun~. . .

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RN POV
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RN: (*sigh* great, now they'll keep bothering us.)

Anti: so what? We can make them leave us alone.

RN: (but i don't want anything happening to you or toxin.)

Anti: aww, you don't need to worry about us! you didn't get any emotional or psychological problems from seeing any of them again? especially izu?

RN: (Aside from irritation, no.)

Anti: *concerned* are you sure?

RN: I'm dead serious.

She was silent for a moment before believing me, but she doesn't seem all too convinced. Well i wouldn't blame her, given my history before i met her.

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Timeskip
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We eventually got home, making sure we weren't caught on any cameras or anything so union won't find us. Anti detached from me as we entered the house, a red blur slams into my chest and wrapped his arms around me, which was toxin.

Toxin: mr. RN! Ms. Anti!

Anti: hi toxin.

RN: hey toxin, what've you been doing while we were out?

Toxin: i was soooo bored! There was nothing to do.

RN: well, if it could make up for it, i can take you to hang out with that kanna girl.

Toxin: *starry eyes* really?

RN: yes. After all, i do wanna meet my future daughter-in-law.

Anti: yes, i must see if this kanna is worthy of being married to our little crimson prince.

After we said that, a green blush covered his face as he turned to a stuttering mess. Me and anti laughed at the scene of toxin trying to say something like "we're not married!" Or "me and kanna are just friends!", but it didn't matter as it was just all of which are hilarious and adorable. We eventually got off of toxin and i rubbed his head.

RN: well, whatever it is, my offer still stands.

Toxin smiled brightly as his blush disappears a little.

Toxin: thanks, mr. RN.

RN: well, i can kill some time before I take a nap. Anything you want to do? Like a movie or something?

Almost immediately, the crimson child answered.

Toxin: angry birds 2!

We chuckled at his behavior as i walked into the kitchen to get snacks and anti surfs Netflix. I sat down on the couch with the two aliens and enjoyed the evening.

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Tia POV
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Tia: Finally! I'm fucking finished!

After so many fucking hours of shifting from abomination to abomination, I've finally made a perfect female body! Now, it's time to find my probably most favorite thing in the world. I opened a portal to where RN's house is and went through it. I know I'm going in earlier than when he intended for us to meet, but i don't have anything to keep me preoccupied for 3 days.

I exited the portal to see RN sleeping in his bed and couldn't help but notice how peaceful he looked. I smile deviously at all the possibilities i could do while he sleeps.

Not thinking of those things, you horndogs; That's not until later on.

Not entirely sure what to do, i examined his soul and. . .

Oh my me. . .

It's like so many fucked up shit, despair, dark desires, and negativity had an orgy and one had a baby with all others being the fathers of the little bundle of horror and decided to lock it up inside the body of a human, which isn't enough to contain it and becomes a ticking timebomb. . .

Whoever fucked him up this much better hope he doesn't eventually burst and destroy everything that moves.

That aside, i hear the door open as the same alien i sensed earlier today walked into the room and seen me right next to an unconscious RN. there's been a long moment of silence before she started asking me questions.

???: tia, how did you find our house? Why are you standing over RN? and mostly importantly, why the hell are you nude.

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Sorry if the chapter seems a bit rushed, it's just I've been low on ideas (well, not necessarily "low", just bad at making dialogue). And was watching hazbin hotel and was reminded of the chick ophis keeps in her celler. So yeah.

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