CJ
hi

COYA
HI

COYA
CJ

HINA
hi bab

RINAE
HIIII

COYA
what r u doig

COYA
how r u doi

COYA
are you 👍 or 👎

CJ
definitely 👎

COYA
do you want 🍱 or 🍺 or
🫂 or 💬

HINA
coya😭

CJ
i'd like to 💬 if thats okay
with you

CJ
idk how youd ever get me
alcohol but thanks i think

COYA
fake id

RINAE
give it

COYA
NO

COYA
cj

COYA
do we have to stop hanging out

COYA
sungchan said he doesnt care
but like do u want to stop
hanging out

RINAE
coy

RINAE
enough questions

COYA
😠 fine

CJ
i just wanna forget about it

CJ
hows life going for yall

HINA
boring

RINAE
i

RINAE
got a manager

CJ
omg

CJ
you cheating on me

RINAE
YOU GAVE ME PERMISSIONNNN

RINAE
you can be my pretend manager

CJ
you right

CJ
who is ittt

RINAE
her name is ayeon and shes
my stylist at gamology and im
in love with her and will marry
her

CJ
omg HER SHE WAS SO NICE

RINAE
shes 31 but age is just a number
its fine

COYA
OH BUT

COYA
BUT WHEN IIII SAY AGE IS
JUST A NUMBER

COYA
ITS A PROBLEM

HINA
yes it is a problem bc youre
a minor

COYA
and youre a coward now what

COYA
NOW WHAT

CJ
did she still not dm chaeryeong

HINA
no

RINAE
BITCH

RINAE
you said you were gonna do
that two days ago

HINA
BOOHOO

RINAE
actually going to hit u

COYA
grow a pair

CJ
i back read and rinae finally
admit to her love for jeno🤨
🤨🤨🤨

COYA
YEAHHHHH

RINAE
shhhhh no i didnt shhhhh

RINAE
i really like him its bad

RINAE
like hes all i think about and
stupid cringey shit i hate him

HINA
bye youre so in love

CJ
you need to tellllll him

RINAE
i cant

RINAE
no thank you

COYA
my GOD you all need to
GROW A PAIR

COYA
smoke a blunt or smth idk
get some courage

RINAE
on second thought maybe i
shouldnt send u on that playdate

COYA
girl what

HINA
AWWW NO send her to daycare

COYA
funny

RINAE
wanna be added to a discord
groupchat coya

COYA
with who

RINAE
some people who are actually
your age!!

COYA
ew no

HINA
no she needs this

HINA
im done babysitting

COYA
googles how to murder ur
babysitter

RINAE
ok im adding you so dont be
weird

RINAE
be normal

COYA
no can do❌ captaid underpants
is here🫡

RINAE
yeah that? dont do that in there

RINAE
wait scratch that the groupchat
is on insta

COYA
FUCK YEAH I WONT FEEL
LIKE AN INCEL ON DISCORD

CJ
oh boy

RINAE
pray for me

JAEYUN
i didnt know what to name it

JAY
yeah we definitely couldnt tell
by the chat name that says "i
didnt know what to call this"

SUNGHOON
i like it

SUNGHOON
very unique

RINAE
hi

SUNOO
OH MY GOD

SUNOO
hi

SUNOO
i love you

RINAE
I LOVE YOU TOO HI

JAEYUN
please be normal

JAEYUN
im genuinely scared for when
jungwon enters

SUNOO
i cant be normal

SUNOO
my idol just entered the chat
how can i be normal

RINAE
sobbing. sobbing hard rn. 🫶

SUNOO
I ACTUALLY💓💓💓💕💕
💕💓💓💕

JAEYUN
i feel like if you knew her like
i did then you'd be like oh shes
just a normal girl like

RINAE
u jelly

RINAE
u so peanut butter and jelly

NIKI
hi rinae my name is niki nice
to meet you

RINAE
nice to meet you too wow
hello manners

JAY
hes not like that usually

JAY
no clue where that came from

NIKI
i am like this i am a well
mannered young man. dont hate

NIKI
no hate jayjay

RINAE
i believe him for some reason

NIKI
yes🔥

RINAE
wait

RINAE
wait

RINAE
i just checked sunghoons
account

SUNGHOON
hello

RINAE
YOU

RINAE
I KNOW YOUUUU

JAEYUN
no you DONT

RINAE
I DO

RINAE
you went to art school with
sungchan!!! omg

SUNGHOON
I DID YES

SUNGHOON
i thought you knew that already

RINAE
I KNEW THE NAME WAS
FAMILIAR but i didnt even
put two and two together

JAEYUN
oh my god they know each
other this cant get worse

RINAE
yangyang has this running
joke that you guys look
identical its so funny

SUNGHOON
ahahaha we got that a lot in
school

SUNGHOON
the nostalgia im getting rn

JAEYUN
theyre bonding FUCK

SUNOO
literally what is ur problem

JAEYUN
she knows youre all obsessed
with her this is so embarrassing

RINAE
you legit told me yourself😭😭😭

JAY
im not tho

JAY
sorry not to like be im so
different but im not obsessed
with you rinae

NIKI
chill bro shes not gonna
pick you

RINAE
i appreciate it thanks

JAY
nikis not obsessed with you
either

JAY
but he loves mark lee

JAY
LOVES

NIKI
do NOT expose me you
FREAKSTER

NIKI
ok i like his content thats all

NIKI
i dont LOVE him

RINAE
i love him too dont worry

RINAE
also

RINAE
im gonna add coya rn

RINAE
WAIT WHERE IS JUNGWON

JAEYUN
sleeping probably

JAEYUN
heeseung too probably

RINAE added COYA to the chat

COYA
captain underpants is here

RINAE
oh god

JAEYUN
hi coya

COYA
hi peoples!!!!!!!!!! drop your
names pls

JAEYUN
im jaeyun

SUNGHOON
sunghoon

COYA
no is that omegle boy

COYA
rinae

RINAE
yas

COYA
ok so where are the people
my age im confused

JAY
hi im jay

JAEYUN
niki is 16!!

JAEYUN
actually the plan was you and
jungwon be friends but i honestly
forgot niki is also in your age
group

NIKI
hi

NIKI
im 16

COYA
im gonna be 17 in like really
soon sorry i am too mature for
you

RINAE
the first thing you said when you
got here was literally "captain
underpants is here"

NIKI
not so mature to me !!!!

COYA
i just met u why r u already
bullying me

NIKI
sorry

JAEYUN
wow theyre bonding

JUNGWON
ohmrmi

JUNGWON
opon i

JUNGWON
jonie inw udks "

RINAE
hes broken

SUNOO
JUNGWONNN LOOK WHOS
HERE

RINAE
HI JUNGWON

JAEYUN
EVERYONE DUCK AND
COVER

JUNGWON
)

JUNGWON
hi ia m

JUNGWON
hi

COYA
oh god hes a loser

COYA
lord save me

RINAE
hi jungwon!!!! WE FINALLY
MEET

JUNGWON
H

JAEYUN
please be normal im begging

JUNGWON
hi im

JUNGWON
o

COYA
THIS IS KILLING ME

RINAE
YOURE JUNGWON INKNOWWW

SUNOO
she knows him

SUNOO
she KNOWS him

SUNOO
she knows sunghoon and
jungwon i cant

JUNGWON
SHE KNOWS ME

COYA
i hate this already

JUNGWON
who are you

RINAE
thats your new bff

COYA
names captain underpants

JUNGWON
oh!

RINAE
dear GOD