"But I want to fight you! You can't leave!" Goku whined.

"I'll be back in a few days. I want to have some fun before I get too tied up in this universe."

I opened the portal and left to the void.

Now where is it?

I guess I was getting better at finding the right universe because it only took me a few hours.

I lept in the portal and was greeted by the beautiful sight of Manhattan.

I left the grungy streets and fled to the sewers with one thing in mind.

Time to mess with the Ninja Turtles!

After a quick run through the sewers I found their place no problem.

Shredder really has trouble finding these guys?

I went into shadow form and slithered under the door. They were all watching an anime show.

In the episode they watched the main group deals with an inter dimensional being kicking their butts, but the power of teamwork saved the day.

Oh the irony! Time to shine!

"Bravo! Bravo! Encore! Encore!" I yelled.

That all jumped and pulled out their weapons.

Mikey strikes first yelling "Buyacasha!"

I got around him and knocked him out with a good punch to the back of the head.

I cupped my hands around my mouth saying "the clown is down I repeat the clown is down!"

Raph came at me head on with his sai I grabbed them and he struggled.

I released his sai and he went flying face first into a wall with me scolding "look at that he knocked himself out!"

I teleported behind Donnie and knocked him out cold "hope the brains didn't get too much of a headache from that!"

Leonardo slashed at my back, but if a bullet can't piece me no way was a sword going to do it. He freaked out a bit and I bonked him on the head, taking him out too.

"Man not the warmest welcome, but not the worst I've experienced either."

I plopped down on the couch and Splinter came running in.

He looked horrified as he spoke "what have you done to my boys?"

I told him the truth "I was enjoying an episode of their show with them. I cheered for an encore and they attacked me. So I knocked them out. They should be waking up right about.... "

They groaned "now."

"You guys have a fun way of entertaining guests. Don't worry I'm a freak too so no worries about me blabbing your location." I told them.

"What are you?" Donnie asked.

"Don't know! I'm from a different dimension, I don't eat, sleep, or age, I can teleport to any shadow or darkness and I can do this" I told him as I went into shadow form for a second "witch is how I snuck in for movie night."

"Although food and sleep are enjoyable so I do both frequently for kicks." I went on.

"My name is Knife! Any questions?" I asked excitedly.

Mikey raised his hand "Yes Mikey?"

Everyone gasped Leo asked "how do you know his name?!?"

"Simple there are infinite universes and infinite possibilities. For that reason my universe had a TV show or five that all tell your story quite accurately. I know a ton about all of you and I'm quite the fan!"

Mikey was going nuts that they had a TV show, Donnie was wrapping his head around infinity, Raph was getting angry about how I know their secrets (and how I kicked their shells in)
, and Leo was having trust issues.

Time to blow some minds.

"One second I'll go get a present!"

I teleported away and came back with Shredder's helmet.

They all froze as I giggled "you should see the note I left! He is gonna explode! So should I put this on the statue of liberty or inside big Ben...."

I was lost in thought.

Mikey started laughing and gave me a high three. I teleported away and came back.

"I hope shredder likes seafood cause its in the Pacific ocean!" I yelled.

This got the whole crew laughing. Even Splinter was giving a chuckle.

"I like this guy!" Mikey gasped as he wrapped his arms around my shoulders.

"Can I run some tests on your abilities?" Donnie asked.

"Not before I get a little revenge for knocking me out!" Raph yelled.

"Calm down guys I have plenty of time! You can all do whatever I'm game!" I told them.

"But for now I think it's a little late, don't you guys need your sleep?"

Before they could answer I fell asleep from boredom and the fact that it was 11 pm.

In the morning I was chained to the wall. Everyone was staring at me.

I cracked my neck "good morning Turtles! Nice chains is this stainless steel?"

"You seem awfully calm for a prisoner." Leo said cooly.

"I told you what I can do and you think chains are even the slightest obstacle for me?" I scolded as I teleported to the couch.

They all froze.

"All that did was make me stiff." I grumbled "I told you guys I'd be nice and do some stuff with you. Why annoy me?" I sat there waiting for an answer.

Splinter recovered first "you are not a liar it seems. And you haven't given us a reason to mistrust you. Boys be nice to Knife he is an official guest."

"Hai sensei!" They all said.

"So what's first? Tests? Sparring? Pranks? Or are you guys not satisfied with your questions?" I chimed.

They fought for a few minutes in a furious fame of rock paper scissors.

Donnie won.

"So testing huh? Alright what's first do you want a sample or some demonstrations of my powers?" I asked.

"I'll need some hairs, blood, and skin samples." He said.

I plucked a few hairs, he drew blood, and he scrapped off some skin.

Leo piped noticed something fishy "how come you can have all this poking and prodding done but I couldn't cut you with my swords?"

"I can control the density and strength of my body. As I train and get stronger I get a wider range of control. For now I can handle any steel or gun and can lift five tons without difficulty."

They all had drooping chins after that.

I laughed "what never dealt with an inter dimensional being with crazy powers before?"

"That doesn't even include my cursed knife and what it can do." I let slip.

They all echoed "cursed knife?"

I brought out my blood red SOG knife "this baby never dulls, rusts, or brakes, and if I give it some of my blood it turns into a sword. Bad part of it though is whenever blood gets on it I either have to kill someone and let it bathe in their blood or I die. I have used it before but only on heartless scum that don't deserve life."

Splinter stared at me in shock "You have been foretold!"

I gasped "no fucking way! Really?"

"Yes that knife confirms it. You are an embodiment of Chaos!" he backed away.

"That sounds about right... And it explains the shadow creature that turned me into this." I said.

I told them my story.

"That is how the legend goes... Whenever an embodiment of Chaos is tired of life they pass on their powers and go to the afterlife." He mumbled "boys do not attack him anymore he has power that we can't even comprehend.

"Wow my job is fucking with people! No wonder I was picked!" I laughed.

Splinter bowed and the Turtles followed.

"Guys I'm here to have fun not to have people kiss my feet. I may be Chaos but I'm no ruler or stuck up bitch."

They got up apologizing.

"Just treat me like a normal person you don't have to worry. You don't bore me. And even if you did there are infinite universes for me to mess with." A question popped into my head.

"Splinter do you know all of my abilities? I'm still very new to the whole " powers" thing. I've only been like this for a week." I asked.

"Besides what you showed us you can copy any ability you can see without any training." he stated.

"Ohh so I know how to use all your weapons and some ninjitsu fighting styles?" I beamed.

I snatched Leo's swords and did a demonstration. It was great!

"Can you do this?" Mikey burped.

"No problem!" I burped back.

He was rolling on the ground.

I gave Leo back his swords

Omg I saw Oolong transform! I have the best idea.

I went next to Mikey and transformed into him.

They all gasped as Mikey and I did a mime routine together.

Raph grumbled "great now there's two Mikeys..."

We yelled "and what's so wrong with that?"

I got next to Raph and transformed as we said "one Mikey is a headache two is a nightmare! Wait now he's doing me? STOP IT YOU FREAK I SOUND WAY TOUGHER THAN THAT!"

I changed back "the look on your face!!!!"

Raph punched me but I could barely feel it.

Plus he hurt his hand.

"Ohh man if I was mortal I would have suffocated by now! Oh god.... Hooooo.... Good times...." I went on smiling.

"Do you take anything seriously?!" Raph yelled.

"Only if I feel like it. And right now I feel like getting a bite to eat what you guys up for?"

Just like that they let me to old man Kurasaki's place.

"Hello old man we have a guest." Leo said.

"And who might that be?" He asked.

I answered with a grin "apparently I'm the embodiment of Chaos and came to try these pizza things the guys said you make. My name's Knife by the way."

He gasped "I can't believe it! The legends are true! I'll whip some up right away sir!"

"Please treat me like a normal customer its fun to role play." I told him.

He nodded "so what can I get you guys then?" He motioned to the turtles.

"More of the same please!" Mikey said.

I watched intently as he worked. Sure enough I jumped behind the counter and helped with the big order.

Everyone was surprised. But mine were just as good as his.

I also picked up on how to use chopsticks.

"That was good!" I patted my stomach.

"You ate soo many! Where did it all go?" Donnie asked.

"Ohh I guess a bit of Goku rubbed off on me... Oh well worth it!" I said.

"Who's Goku?" Leo asked.

"A friend from the Dragon Ball dimension. Well that's what I call it anyway..." I trailed off.

"One second I'll be right back!" I told them.

I went to a separate Dragon Ball Dimension and watched Majin Buu heal blindness.

I came back to the turtles.

"Do you want to be able to see?" I asked the blind old man.

They all gasped.

I live for surprising people and hearing choruses of gasps

"You can do that now?" He asked.

"Yep you taught me how to make those awesome pizza dumpling things so I want to repay you." I told him.

He nodded.

I took off his black glasses and did the technique.

He blinked. The smile on his face was so big I'll never forget it.