Goku's place was a small hut that reminded me of a Shinto shrine or something.

Goku asked "so Knife why come here?"

I thought for a second and responded "This universe gets pretty intense in the future and I want to be a part of that. So I came at a point where we could train as equals and I could get stronger."

He smiled.

"What do you mean by the future gets crazy?" Bulma questioned me.

"That'd spoil all the fun! No way am I telling you anything of the future!" I crossed my arms and looked away.

"Awww are you sure I can't persuade you?" She asked in a cute voice and leaned on my shoulder.

I closed my eyes and turned into my shadow form.

She gasped as she fell right through me.

I moved away and became solid again.

"I'm off! Have fun looking for the rest of the dragon balls while I'm gone!" I teleported away.

I found myself on a small island with a pink House on it.

Roshi gasped when he saw me.

"Sorry for coming unannounced. My name's Knife can you train me ohh great master Roshi?" I went on.

The turtle hermit looked at me with raised eyebrows "how did you get here? How do you know my name? Why should I train you?"

I explained my story.

He sat there for several minutes lost in thought.

"You are not a force of good, neither are you evil. You seem to only be interested in a good time. What the heck? I'll do it on one condition. Can you let me visit a dimension with some real babes????!!??!"

I collapsed.

The famous turtle hermit strikes again

I laughed as I told him "how does a dimension filled with horny women sound? All of them ready to have a go with any man they find?"

His nose gushed blood at the thought.

"Such a place exists?" he was ready to explode.

Time to make him crazy

"Any kind of world you can think of exists somewhere. Hell there's countless ones just like the place I described" I teased.

His nose gushed like a fire hydrant.

How is he not bleeding out?

He finally stopped his nosebleed and calmed down.

"You definatly got yourself a deal uhhh"

"Knife my name is Knife" I stated

That was easy

"So there a reason for your name?" Roshi asked.

I gave him a wicked grin.

"One second I'll be right back!" I portaled back to my apartment.

I heard several clicks due to me being surrounded by armed officers.

"Awww a welcoming committee for me? You shouldn't have!" I beamed.

The cheif walked forward with a dessert eagle trained on me.

"Ooooo shiny! You have good taste in guns cheif!" I laughed.

"I don't know if your crazy or actually not threatened by guns but thanks I guess." The cheif raised his gun to my forehead.

"What have I done officer? I just came to get my priceless collection of knives to show to a friend." I calmly stated.

He looked at me calmly "You have done nothing wrong except exist. I am here to take you in for government experiments and questioning."

"I don't know about experiments but I'd happily answer your questions." I stated.

"You have no say in the matter. You will submit to both. Or you will be shot and killed." He smirked.

"So will it be the easy way or the hard way?"

I teleported behind him with my knife to his throat.

"What's behind curtain number three? A dead cheif, if you don't back off...." I smiled.

The cheif shivered "neat trick... No wonder those scientists want you."

Time for some fun

"Now listen here see? If youse wants ta see yur cheif you'll get me my knives see?" I giggled

"Definitely crazy..." The cheif mumbled.

"Oh your no fun! I can sing instead if that's more your style? Or use a squeaky voice? Come on throw me a bone here or pefferably my knife set. You scratch my back I don't stab yours!" I finished.

"Where are your knives?"

"Under my bed in a briefcase. Careful there are two and one has a ton of porn in it."

This finally got some chuckles from some officers.

I eased off the cheif screaming "finnally! You guys are soo stuck up! I thought..."

The cheif shot me and it stung a lot. I grabbed my chest and stumbled over to the cheif

"Oh the pain the pain! I can't handle it! Tell my wife I love her!" I fell down dramatically.

Most of the officers chuckled. Hell I even heard a whistle.

I sprung up with a massive grin and a bow.

I got shot again, and again, and again.

"I'm sensing some hostility in this room... Can't say why...." I trailed off getting shot by multiple sources.

"Why don't you die!?!?" The cheif demanded.

"Good question, one I have no answer to!" I yelled "hurts like a bitch though!"

They all opened fire on me as I walked to my room.

I grabbed my suitcase of knives and with a bow left my apartment.

When I came back Roshi was gone and left a note in the sand.

"My turtle was returned to me by a couple strangers I have gone to reward them. Wait for me"

Fuck that shit.

I teleported to Roshi's shadow suitcase in tow.

I laughed when I saw both Bulma and Goku talking with Roshi.

Everyone but Goku froze he simply yelled out "hey Knife what you got there?"

I smiled "I knew you guys would help that silly turtle! I just wanted to show you guys one of my hobbies. I collect priceless and unique knives!"

With a loud clang I opened the suitcase showing knives of all shapes, sizes, styles, and materials.

I sat there twirling my favorite red knife in the air as Goku and Bulma saw my treasures.

"You know what I'm in a great mood! Bulma here's your gun back and both of you can have a knife if you want!" I chuckled at their faces.

"What did you do when you went away knife?"

"I had some fun making law enforcement laugh and shoot at me, no big deal."

Bulma had her mouth agape and Goku was confused again.

Roshi was laughing.

"Oh and I met Roshi and he's gonna train me!"