I woke up later on my couch.

I felt a horrible pain all over my body and heard a voice in my head.

I wandered the multiverse, but I am bored so I'm giving you my power.

"Weird. Fuck! Why does everything hurt?" I screeched.

Your old body was..... too soft, to roam dimensions, plus this form is more powerful...

I got up feeling like I was in a tumble dryer.

Ahhh! Worst part is my head..... I need some aspirin.

I walked to the kitchen grabbed my glass and opened the medicine cabinet.

That's when I noticed the first change. Before my arm was covered in a decent amount of flab. It was now nothing but muscle. I felt my stomach.

There were abs.

I felt my chest.

There were pecks.

My ass was still an ass, but smaller.

And everything else was trim, and muscular.

I slapped myself, sure enough not a dream.

You like?

Me like.... What else is new?

Oh lots. For one you don't age.

No way! Anything else I should know?

Food isn't a necessity now. For now, you know enough. For now sleep...

I barely had enough time to make it back to the couch before passing out.

I think I made it...

I woke up feeling stiff. I hadn't made it. I got close if that counts.

About time you woke up. I can't explain much, but you need to know two things. How to open/close a tear in reality is first.

Do I get a break first? Kind of sore still from the whole...

Shut up and listen!!!

I whimpered.

Focus on your hand and clear your head of distractions.

I stared at my hand for several minutes. Nothing happened.

"Can you show me or something I'm horrible with word based instructions..." I mumbled

I'll need to take the wheel then, don't resist or it'll hurt.

I felt a force in the back of my head start to engulf my mind. Every part that the force touched went numb and shifted back to the origin of the force.

"There we go thanks for listening...."

This was weird. I could still see and feel everything, but I couldn't move or talk.

Can you still hear my thoughts?

"Loud and clear..."

So show me what you want to show!

"Don't talk back to me!"

She made me punch myself.

*hiss* fuck! What was that for?

"Sorry you shouldn't talk back to a superior life form. Let me show you how it's done."

I felt a pocket of (I don't know how to explain it otherwise) of energy in my head be accessed.

The energy from that pocket ebbed and flowed over to my right hand.

When she gathered enough energy my hand became enveloped in a black 'glow'.

"This is how you create portals to different dimensions. Just use some energy and slash your hand through the air..."

My hand waved though the air ripping it like tissue paper.

Looking into the portal I saw darkness. In said darkness I saw what looked like countless screens.

My hands were covered in energy again and she grabbed the edges of the portal and shoved it together.

Cool, what's with the TV's though?

"Those are windows to different dimensions. Once you go in the space between dimensions you just push through a 'TV' and you'll be sent to that dimension."

Seems legit, can I have my body back?

"Oh right. I can't stay much longer anyway I'm fading fast..."

My mind slid back into its rightful place.

"Wait how do I turn into a shadow?!"

Her words sounded distant.

Let your energy envelope you.. Goodbye I'm off to the land of the dead.........

I couldn't feel her anymore and my headache was gone.