Where to go next.......

I should go somewhere that could last a bit...

I shrugged and went into a sonic the hedgehog world.

Hmmmmm I think I'm in Sonic X.....

I looked around and saw normal humans.

They're staring at me....

"Hi random people!" I cheerily yelled out.

Several people sweat dropped.

I shrugged and started wandering around.

They never were all that specific on where Chris lived... only that it's a massive mansion......

Oh wait.... plot happens when people wander in this show...

Sure enough I saw Sonic running by before he saw me.

He stopped, did a double take, and then walked up to me in confusion.

He spoke "man your weird.... what are you?"

"Isn't it obvious? I'm half cat half human. All from a different dimension." I told him.

He looked at me like I was crazy.

I poked him in the forehead and said "tag" before running off at high speed he started laughing as he chased me.

Ooh he's gaining, time to pick it up...

I went faster.

So did he.

I went faster.

So did he.

I doubled my speed.

So did he.

I ran as fast as I could.

He looked surprised as I rocketed away from him.

I stopped and he trudged up to me.

"Sorry I thought you could keep up... are you OK?" I asked.

"Your.... faster.... how?" He gasped.

I shrugged "I'm not from this dimension and I have crazy speed what's the big deal? I have a ton of different powers..."

He shouted "No one is faster than me!"

"In this dimension" I corrected.

"What are you even talking about?" He questioned.

"Bring me to Tails and he could explain it better." I shrugged.

"You know Tails?" Sonic gasped.

"I know of him... and you.... And Chris... And Knuckles... And Rouge... And Cream... And Cheese... And"

"I get it you know us!" He yelled.

"Some one's cranky...." I mumbled.

He sighed and said "follow me..."

Within seconds we made it to Chris's mansion.

I walked up to the place.

Fancy

Sonic knocked on the garage and Tails opened it.

He yelled "Sonic! I've been looking for you! A strange portal opened up...." He saw me.

I shrugged "my bad, but how else am I supposed to travel between dimensions?"

Tails immediately grabbed me and started scanning me with a weird thing that started beeping.

"Woah...." he muttered.

"What's wrong with me doctor is it contagious?!" I gasped.

He looked at me funny.

"Oh no its worse than you thought? How long do I have to live?!?" I shook him hysterically.

He started freaking out.

I started laughing and shout "good thing I don't fear death huh?"

Tails stuttered "excuse me!?"

I patted his shoulder and whispered "I'm just trying to confuse you. Your doing fine..."

He stood there for a few seconds and shook himself out of his stupor.

"Anyway... he has some weird energy going on inside him that can rip a hole in the space time continuum."

"Oh you mean this!" I called out as I ripped open a portal.

I then closed it before he could say anything.

"You can just do that any time?" He asked.

I nodded and told him "and so much more!"

"What do you mean?" Tails asked.

"I can do any skill, power, ability, etc. I see and I've been going around several universes having fun, getting powers, and confusing people." I explained.

"I see can you list some off?" Tails asked.

I shrugged and shape shifted into him and copied his voice.

"I don't see a problem with that, however some of my powers are better used outside....."

He jumped back before observing me.

"Huh shape shifting and voice modulation... what's next?" He said.

"Sorry I need to add a personal touch to this form...." I turned all of my yellow fur black.

"Okay so do you want to see a destructive power next or a less explody one?" I asked.

"Let's save the explosions for last..." Tails trailed off.

"Okay... let's see... I can teleport!" I told him from all around the room.

"Interesting.... what's your range?" Tails asked.

"Anywhere I want. Although I need some form of shadow or darkness to do it and I can't teleport people with me..." I told him.

I smiled "and now for some explosions! Let's go!"

I grabbed him and we went outside.

"I'm pretty sure this power is some kind of of plasma..." I told him as I charged a ki blast.

He looked at it in wonder.

I shouted out "Dark void blast!"

It shot high into the sky before I made it explode.

"So what do ya think?" I asked.

"You are one crazy.... thing...." he mumbled.

"Um... ultimate god of Chaos."

He stared at me funny.

"I actually came to see what would happen if I interacted with the Chaos emeralds out of curiosity... I can sense their energy..." I told him.

He gulped.

"You have one here... can I see it?" I asked in a calm voice.

"Why?" He croaked.

"They're calling out to me..." I muttered.

I walked back to the garage and walked in.

I found two Chaos emeralds inside the tornado.

It was the red and blue emeralds.

As I touched one it went right into my skin and I felt a massive rush of energy.

Oh my god this feels like a sugar rush mixed with an orgasm!!!

"Holy shit more!!!!" I yelled as I grabbed the second one.

"Yeah that feels awesome! I need to complete the set!"

I flew off in Tails' way to fly in search of the next emerald.

I tracked the source to Rouge the bat holding onto the green emerald.

Before she could react I grabbed the gem and absorbed it too.

Three down, four to go...

I ran off faster than I normally could and found Dr. Eggman's base.

He has a couple lying around...

Time to make Sonic.exe a reality.

I shifted into Sonic with sharp teeth, black eyes, and red pupils and made my voice a creepy high pitched one.

I descended and started walking up to the base.

I heard a loud alarm as several missiles fired at me.

Ha! That's cute...

They blew up all around me and barely did anything.

I started floating up and going towards the towering machine.

I could practically hear his two robots start to freak out at the sight of me.

I sped up and was almost at the building when a shield appeared.

That's Chaos energy powering that... that's like trying to stop a lion with pork chop armor!!!

I passed through the shield with no problem.

I ripped a hole in the side of the base and came in.

Let's see the Chaos emeralds are on this level....

The alarms were starting to piss me off so I shot them all with ki blasts.

In a few minutes I found several robots waiting for me in a large room.

Two of those robots have Chaos emeralds... That big one that looks like a scorpion and the one that looks like a cannon...

Wonder how they got the emeralds in those things so fast?

I stared at Eggman with a grin.

He gasped "your not Sonic!!!"

I did a high pitched giggle.

He looked scared.

I teleported behind him and asked in a little girls voice "want to plllllaaaaaaayyyyy?"

He turned around slowly and shrieked running away as he yelled "attack! Before it gets me!!!!!"

A bunch of robots piled on top of me and tried to hurt me.

I ripped them apart without too much trouble.

I found and absorbed the Chaos emeralds a few moments later. They were the light blue one and the yellow one.

Time to finish the job...

I teleported behind Eggman. He was flying away on the Egg pod talking to his two helper robots.

"I'm so glad to be away from that creepy thing... speaking of witch I need some fresh pants soon..."

"Leaving so sooooonnn?" I asked in the creepy little girl voice.

He immediately pressed the eject button and floated down.

I flew over to him.

He started screaming "please no!!! I'll do anything you want!!! Just don't hurt meeeeee!!!!!"

I turned into my favorite form and started laughing hysterically.

He looked up in surprise, then confusion, then anger.

He roared "how dare you you stupid cat, person, thing! I outta make you into a new rug after a scare like...."

I blew up the remainder of his base with a dark void blast.

"N-never m-ind..." He fumbled.

I laughed and pulled out my secret camera.

"I bet sonic and the gang will get a kick out of this..."

I teleported back to Tails.

I yelled "what's up?!" Into his ear causing him to jump.

"Oh Knife... your back..." he said after a few seconds of shivering.

I handed him the camera and said "this is footage of me pranking Eggman... Enjoy!"

I teleported away.

I held out my right hand as a certain black hedgehog ran by.

I touched the white emerald absorbed into me as he shot by.

"Three... two... one..." He came back and said "what's the big idea? That was my emerald!"

"What emerald?" I asked feigning ignorance.

"You can't fool me you have all but one emerald!" He yelled at me.

"Oh you can feel them too? I absorbed them." I giggled.

"Wha?" Was all I heard before I teleported away to the last emerald.

I heard the snap of some fingers and saw Shadow appear behind me.

"Oh yeah forgot you can teleport too...." I said with a shrug.

"How are you not exhausted? We teleported across the world!" he gasped.

"My form of teleporting doesn't take any energy to use..." I told him.

He shut up, but I'm not sure out of anger, confusion, or his exhaustion.

I ran off ahead to find the emerald.

If I remember the purple emerald doesn't like the other ones... this will be hard

I ran on and figured out I'm in Japan.

I saw the emerald as a prize amongst a cash prize in Ninja Warrior.

(A game where contestants complete crazy obstacle challenges)

I walked in and asked "may I participate?" in Japanese.

A man turned around and saw me.

"Cool costume! Sure!"

I swished my tail and said "what costume?"

He gasped "your an actual spirit!!! I deeply apologize!"

"Nope I'm not a spirit! That'd be silly..." I blushed.

He got off the ground and asked "then what are you?"

"That's for me to know and nobody to find out! So can I participate or not?" I said tilting my head.

"Sure...." he mumbled.