After an entire day of searching I found it!

I can't wait to see their faces!

I found myself on a beautiful beach. With a single house in the mountainside and a statue of a woman with outstretched arms carved into the mountain.

I didn't see any of them so I shifted into a cat and walked up the steps to the house.

I pawed at the door and waited.

After a ton of loud noises happened Steven Universe opened the door to the house.

He looked back and forth before I mewed to get his attention.

"Huh a cat... and it's not one of the gems because it's a black cat..."

I slipped inside the house.

I heard him say "hey I didn't say you could come in!"

I do what I want!

Just then the gems came home from the teleporter pad.

I walked up to them and mewed.

Pearl gasped "oh no did Steven turn into a cat again?"

Garnet shook her head "no Steven would be pink like how Amethyst is purple in cat form."

I nodded and pointed my paw at Steven.

Pearl gasped "did that cat just understand you?"

Garnet nodded "from what I can sense he is much more than just some cat."

I shifted into my normal self "Was I that obvious?"

Amethyst's eyes lit up "another gem!?"

"Nope! Not even close!" I exclaimed.

"But you can shape shift..." Amethyst mumbled.

"Jems aren't the only shape shifters... well they are in this dimension..." I trailed off.

The room got quiet.

Pearl screamed "No! Not another like that Uncle Grandpa demon!"

"I hate that guy to be honest, he makes other dimensional travelers seem like a bunch of crazy weirdos..." I sighed.

I continued "I'm not here to break reality, I'm here to ask a favor of you guys actually."

I grabbed my SOG knife out and showed it to them.

"You see this item is cursed and I'd like your help lifting it..." I said.

Steven asked "you hate Uncle Grandpa?"

"Sorry. He just is too messed up even for me to handle. And considering I govern all Chaos that is saying something."

Garnet immediately got her gauntlets on and hit me through a wall.

I landed outside on the beach.

I teleported back in front of Garnet.

"That..."

She smacked me away again.

"Was..."

*smack*

"Rude!"

*smack*

I got up and dusted myself off.

"Man, now I have sand everywhere..." I groaned.

Garnet, Pearl, and Amethyst jumped down from their elevated home.

"Um Garnet? Why are we attacking this guy? It didn't go so well when we attacked... Him..." Pearl twitched.

"If he really is the Ultimate Embodiment of Chaos there's no telling who he'll kill!" She called out.

I yelled "how many times do I have to say this! I'm not the same as her! She gave up her powers to me and I'm different from her! I used to be an ordinary human! I have morals and standards! Plus why would I kill innocent people when I want help from their protectors!?!?"

They all blanched from my response.

Pearl asked "Garnet... Is he telling the truth?"

She nodded "plus he is right... Why would he ask for help from us if he was going to hurt innocent lives..."

I breathed out "thank you! Now can you help with this cursed blade?"

I tossed Garnet my cursed knife.

She bubbled it "I'm not sure, what kind of curse is it?"

"The blade is indestructible, self cleaning/sharpening, it grows to a full sword when I cut myself with it, and anyone else that gets cut by it gets all of their blood drained. If I fail to give it one dead body every time it activates, it kills me. I don't want to accidentally cut myself and have to kill my friends or die... but I can't get rid of it permanently. I don't have any experience with getting rid of cursed objects though..."

Amethyst whistled in amazement.

Pearl sneered "quite a nasty little thing..."

"Oh yeah and can I have a replacement sword? I do kill people, but only evil scum not fit for the mortal realm. I would like to be able to spar..." I trailed off.

Garnet nodded.

"Thanks! In the mean time Steven can show me around, or I can just explore... or maybe I can help... I dunno..." I shrugged.

"I guess I can help you find a sword you like..." Pearl added dryly.

I clapped my hands together "thanks! Do you have anything like my knife but without the bad stuff?" I asked.

She looked to be deep in thought.

"Sorry, only our gem weapons are like that..." she sighed.

I started chuckling.

"Can all of you show me you summoning your gem weapons? And can I examine your gems?" I asked.

"Okay...." Amethyst said as she pulled out her whip.

Pearl pulled out her staff.

I already saw Garnet's weapon being summoned.

I grinned.

A black diamond appeared on the inside of my left hand and I pulled out a shiny black katana.

"Sweet a katana! I love it!" I swung it around a bit.

The gems just stood there mouths agape at what I just did.

"How?" They all stuttered.

"One of my powers is I can do anything I see. So I got a black diamond gem and a gem katana!" I cheered.

Time skip!

Garnet said "I'm done analyzing the curse. I can't break it, however I can sever its attachments to you."

"That's wonderful!" I said.

She then made the bubble absorb into the blade and it was done.

"I can't thank you guys enough!" I bowed.

I went into the void and was at a loss.

Where do I go now?

Maybe I'll fuck with some digimon... I know data squad probably would attack me without hesitation! I could use a good fight! Now what digimon to become....

No wait! I'll be a pokemon and really fuck with their heads!

Wait that would only work if the digimon detector works on my portals...

Fuck it!

I shifted into Mew and shouted "Wolverines!!!!" as I flew into the right world.

Let's see if they can detect me I should be attacked....

I was cut off when a fireball flew past my head.

Marcus and his Agumon ran up.

He frowned when he saw me.

"Something that cute and small broke into our world?" He started twitching.

Sorry if you don't like this form, but I do have a ton others if you'd like!

I cheerfully shouted on their minds.

"Okay first Owww! Second, other forms? You can digivolve?" Agumon whined.

I turned into an Agumon and said "I can do much more than that buddy."

"Ha I've got this Agumon." Marcus cracked his knuckles and walked up to me.

"Oh man your a dumbass for fighting me like I'm actually an Agumon." I warned.

He replied by punching me in the face.

I barely even flinched.

"Wha?!" He gasped.

"My turn!" I punched him and he went flying into a nearby tree.

"Boss!" Agumon turned and growled at me.

I smacked him and sent him into his boss.

I shifted into my human form and sat there while they got up and dusted themselves off.

"Where did he go?" Marcus looked around.

"Let's see..... your dealing with a guy that showed and told you he can shape shift and I just came out of nowhere..." Note sarcasm.

I yawned as they started getting angry at me.

Then I shrugged and left in a portal.

"That wasn't the right digimon world to visit... hmmm maybe tamers? Nah they'd be annoying to deal with... frontier? Nah too boring... Original? Aww fuck it! I tried!"

I shrugged and walked into a random portal.

What I found was different...

I saw several Neko people so I blended in and became a Neko myself.

Hey wait.... I have the comfort of being a cat and I can talk without using my mind! New favorite form confirmed!!!!

You know what? I need to blow something up in celebration....

I made another portal and went to a dimension where pop stars are heads of government and let loose with the biggest dark void blast I've ever launched.

Ahhhh good times.....