I saw Ash wandering the woods with pikachu, Dawn, and Piplup.

I guess their pokemon sensed me because they were giving frightened warnings and trying to get their trainers attention.

I turned into a shadow and hid before they could find me.

"What's up pikachu? Why are you freaking out?" Ash questioned.

He patted his head.

Pikachu replied in Pokespeak "I felt something following us something powerful! We have to be careful!"

I turned into a Lucario and walked up to them.

"Hey what's up?" I asked.

Ash flinched before seeing me "Lucario? How I thought you..."

"Please! He wasn't the only Lucario..." I mumbled.

Dawn's eyes lit up "a talking pokemon! I have to catch it."

I started laughing "oh your so cute thinking that little Piplup can even damage me!"

"Who are you calling little!" Piplup angrily squeaked at me.

I replied in Pokespeak "you are very young and your trainer is inexperienced. You would have no chance kid..."

He just started grumbling.

"Piplup use bubble beam!" Dawn yelled.

"Oh no deadly bubbles are being shot at me! What ever will I do?" I sarcastically wined as the bubbles hit me with no effect.

I started laughing again as I slowly walked over to Piplup with him constantly shooting bubbles at me.

I crouched over Piplup and whispered "told you" in Pokespeak before knocking him out with a tap on his head.

Ash shook himself and turned his hat backwards yelling "pokeball go!"

I dodged it easily.

"You shouldn't yell stuff like that when trying to catch a powerful pokemon..." I scolded him.

He stood there shocked.

"Plus if you really wanted to capture me you should have weakened me more. I barely have a scratch."

"How dare you talk shit about Ash! He's the best trainer a Mon could ask for!" Pikachu yelled at me.

I replied in Pokespeak "that doesn't mean he's smart"

He growled at me.

I sarcastically quipped "I'm so scared a tiny mouse pokemon is growling at me!"

Both of them looked mad at me. Pikachu ran towards me with a volt tackle.

He struck me right in the face.

Hmm this kinda stings a tiny bit... maybe because of the electricity.

The attack ended and I hadn't even budged.

"Now that almost did damage to me!" I called out.

They both stood there mouths agape.

"If a Lucario is too tuff for you how about this!" I taunted and turned into a Mudkip.

They freaked out.

"What?! You don't leik Mudkips? OK! How about this then?"

I changed into a shinx.

And then an absol, then a Lugia, then a pichu, and stopped on a Mew.

"Oh this form suits me nicely!" I grinned.

They all stood there with absolutely no words to speak.

"What's the matter Mew got your tongue?" I giggled and flew around lazily.

"Is this who you really are?" Dawn gasped.

I shook my head.

They both stared at me in confusion.

I turned back to normal "my names Knife! I can shape shift. And I'm just as tough as I was as that Lucario in any of my forms."
They all had their mouths wide open.

I shifted back into a Mew and laughed.

"Wow the look on your faces! Oh well I'm probably gonna be a Mew for a while though it feels right."

I curled around Dawn's neck like a mink stole and took a nap.

When I woke up Brock was getting out of an 18 wheeler.

He froze when he saw me.

He grabbed me off of Dawn's neck and examined me to see if I was real.

Wow his colone sucks!

"Hey I resent that!" he grumbled.

"Oh yeah forgot my thoughts are projected... whoops!" I flew up.

"Before you get any ideas Brock, I'm not a Mew."

I changed into my normal body before switching back.

He rubbed his eyes in disbelief.

"Now if you'll excuse me I was taking a nap!"

I just curled up into a ball there and let them move me. I ended up in Brock's arms.

I woke up to Brock yelling "Chow time!" I was set on a small pillow.

I jumped up and flew towards the smell of food.

"That got ya up fast!" Brock noted.

Hey I may be a human but I've been curious about pokemon food! Plus I haven't eaten in a few days...

His face frowned "poor guy have some extra then!" He handed me a huge bowl of Pokemon food.

I tested it in both my Mew form and my human form. As a person it tasted awful. As a Mew however...

Oh man this is great! Well... while I'm a Pokemon at least...

I changed into a human after the meal.

"So what is preferable? Me eating as a human, or me eating as a Pokemon?" I asked.

"Pokemon food is a ton cheaper so it would be best to feed you as a pokemon..." Brock replied.

"So can you explain who you are exactly?" Dawn asked.

I explained part of the story. I told them of my powers, but left out the whole 'being a god' thing and told them I'm from an alternate dimension.

"That explains a lot... So how many dimensions are there?" Brock asked.

"Infinite and any possibility is a reality somewhere." I replied.

"You mean there's a reality where I'm a top coordinator?" Dawn peeped.

"Already in one, just keep working as hard as you can..." I smirked.

"Oh and Ash I've been meaning to ask... If you plan on being a pokemon master, why do you never even attempt to catch any of the legendaries you meet? I know you've seen quite a few..."

"Come on most of the legendaries were being abused when I met them! Trapping them in a pokeball would be cruel!" he yelled at me.

"Calm down it was just a question..." I mumbled.

"Jerk" pikachu mumbled at me.

"Hey I can understand Pokespeak just fine in my human form Pikachu!" I snapped.

"You can understand pokemon?!?" Brock gasped.

I nodded "I can understand and speak any language with ease."

"Stop bragging jackass!" Pikachu yelled at me.

"Aww is someone jealous?" I replied in Pokespeak.

He pouted and folded his paws.

"Wow he really doesn't like me... Oh well..." I sighed.

"If you guys want I can translate any time..." I offered.

Their eyes all sparkled.

Brock brought out his pokemon. A vulpix, an Onix, and a sudowoodo popped out.

They all looked at me expectantly.

I started talking in Pokespeak "hello everyone! I can speak both pokemon and human, so if you want to tell your trainers anything I can tell them!"

They all looked up at me except for Onix he looked down.

"Really?" They all said.

"Hey I'm using pokespeak right now aren't I?"

They all thought for a minute.

Onix spoke up first "can you ask Brock if I can go for mating season this year?"

I blushed and nodded.

"What is it?" Brock begged "I'd do anything for my pokemon!"

"Uh Onix wants to go and catch a breeding season. Like pokemon like trainer I guess..." I smirked.

Brock teared up and hugged the big guy "I'm so sorry buddy I never knew! Of course you can go out and pursue love!"

While he was gushing Vulpix walked over to me.

"I want to evolve, but I've never seen a fire stone..." She told me.

Brock noticed her and clambered up to me "What did she say?!"

"She wants to evolve." I told him.

He looked at her with a serious face "you sure?"

She nodded and said "I'm an adult! I want to be called beautiful, not cute! But I can't not being fully evolved..."

I relayed her words.

He burst into tears again and cuddled the fox sobbing apologies.

She used ember on him and he calmed down.

We all had a good laugh after that.

Sudowoodo tapped me on the shoulder and said "I just want to comfort him. I'm extremely happy with Brock his care."

I relayed the words.

"Thanks partner!" Brock hugged sudowoodo.

"Hey Ash! Don't you have a spare fire stone?" Brock asked.

He nodded and tossed him the stone.

Vulpix looked downcast "I can't believe one has been so close this entire time... I'm speechless..."

I told everyone the words.

"Okay Vulpix ready to be a ninetales?" Brock held out the stone.

She just jumped up and touched the stone.

The stone turned pale as vulpix started to glow.

After a few seconds the glow faded and a new ninetales stood there.

She went over to Brock and started licking his face.

"I love this! Thank you!" She yelled.

"I don't need to translate that." I stated.

Then an unexpected thing happened.

Pikachu asked "can I evolve too?"
"I thought you didn't want to evolve cause of your friendship and stuff?" I replied.

"For a while yeah I didn't, but seeing so many of Ash's pokemon evolve and how much they liked it... has changed my opinion. Plus I have similar reasons to Ninetales." He finished.

I nodded.

"Ash you still have that thunderstone?" I asked.

He looked shocked "why?"

I pointed to Pikachu "we have another evolutiorily challenged pokemon here"

"But I thought..." Ash trailed off.

I told him Pikachu's exact words.

He nodded slowly and found the stone.

He placed it in front of Pikachu and he touched it.

While everyone stared at pikachu I went to a 'new' dimension.

I wonder how the Titans are doing?

I found myself in Titan's Tower.

I apparently interrupted movie night.

They all jumped up Robin yelling "what is that?"

Oh yeah... I'm still a Mew...

I shifted back and chuckled.

"Knife?!" They all gasped.

I yawned and stretched "man I'm tired... that... was... a... long... "

I fell asleep.

I woke up feeling weird.

Man what is with my sleeping habits lately?

I groaned and tried to move.

What the?

I had kryptonite restraints keeping me from moving.

Ha they think this will work? It only disables Superman's powers!

I broke the cuffs with ease.

I took a good look around and saw a pantheon of heroes staring at me in shock.

"Was it something I said?" I asked.

I looked at the screen behind me.

It had several images of my anatomy and test results.

"Wow a lot happened while I was unconscious huh?" I asked the crowd.

They all just sat there for a second.

I made a portal and began to leave "fun chat... I'll be leaving now..."

Before I could jump in I slipped into unconsciousness.

When I woke back up I was cold. Very cold.

I opened my eyes and found myself trapped in a block of ice.

The place became quiet.

Superman flew up to me.

"We have a telepath ready to tell us what your thinking. So answer me. Why are you here?" he stated.

Oh well I'm just visiting. Why so crazy with the restraints? And why is this ice so durable?

"Simple its not regular water that is frozen around you. It's a secret mix that even I can't brake out of."

Damn... This is some crazy ice then! But does it melt?

I charged up a ki blast and held it there.

The ice started to melt, only to refreeze around my ki.

Oh wow... But you forgot something important!

I teleported out of the ice. I was about to escape into the void when I fell asleep again.

Why do I keep falling asleep! One of you bastards is doing it aren't you?

I was trapped in the ice again and a weird force field around me.

I assume this prevents me from teleporting away... am I right?

"Smarter than he looks..." Some guy with no face commented.

Dammit I have an itch...

"Will you cooperate with us?" Someone asked.

Fine whatever... Like I have a choice.... What do you all want exactly?

"We want to know everything about you. Your powers, your past, and what you plan on doing. And don't lie. Several people here can tear apart any lie." Batman listed off.

I gave them my history and powers.

"We're fictional?" Batman asked.

What part of infinite possibilities do you not get? The comic books are just an accurate depiction of this universe's events. This place is real it's just been predicted by some guys imagination!

I'm tired of explaining this to every fucking dimension!

Now are you all satisfied? I'm bored as all hell and I just want to explore a less hostile dimension before next millennia!

"Sorry. We just needed to know you weren't a danger to earth." Superman explained.

I was released and happily entered the void.