I found myself in Roshi's house.

"Guess who's back!" I yelled.

I heard a lot of footsteps from outside.

"Knife! Where were you?!" Roshi yelled.

"Sorry guys! I wanted to learn some new tricks! I'll show you later but I'm gonna go help Goku!" I teleported go Goku.

Sure enough he was already inside the Red Ribbon Army's base.

He stopped fighting for a second and smelled the air. He turned and laughed

"Hey Knife! You're back!" He hugged me.

"Yeah and once were done here I have some new tricks to show you!"

Goku got extra excited and sped off.

I teleported to the front gate where hundreds of Red Ribbon Soldiers were trying to escape.

I pulled out my knife and yelled to them.

"You all are guilty of many things! Murder, Theft, tearing apart families, and to top it all cowardess! The boy you all are running from is a much lighter fate than meeting me! He would just have knocked you out... me on the other hand..." I sliced my hand with my knife extending it "will personally make sure none of you live! I am Knife! Manifestation of Chaos!!!"

I screamed and ran at them slashing countless men. All the while guns and tanks shooting me and blowing me up with no effect.

After a few seconds all that remained were those still in tanks.

Let's fix that!

I charged up energy and chanted "Chaos.... Ka...Me...Ha...ME....
HAAAAAA!!!!!!!!"

A dark pulse of energy shot out of my hands sweeping around and destroying every tank in sight.

Then I looked up and saw Yamcha's jet.

Meanwhile....

"Oh hey guys look there's a hole huge group leaving the complex..." Bulma pointed out.

I appeared.

"Oh hey isn't that Knife?" Oolong gasped.

I extended my blade.

Bulma, Oolong, Yamcha, and Puar gulped.

Roshi and Launch just stared at me in confusion.

I rushed forward and started the slaughter.

Only Roshi and Launch watched.

Roshi was horrified at the results.

Launch whistles

I blow up the tanks.

"Why are ya looking away your missin the fireworks!" Launch yelled.

The noise stopped.

They all looked down to find me. Surrounded by bodies and shrapnel, I looked up and smiled.

I teleported into the jet.

"Hey guys enjoy the show?" I laughed.

Bulma choked "why?"

"Simple. They were part of the Red Ribbon Army. They have to commit atrocities on humanity just to join. Everyone I just slaughtered not only ruined countless lives, they ran away from Goku when he was only knocking them out. I can't stand pointless cowards. I'd understand if Goku was eating everyone..." I trailed off.

I started laughing "knowing him he'd probably have enough room for it!!!"

We all laughed for a few seconds before a nearby mountain exploded.

"Ooh guys pay attention to above the castle this is gonna be crazy!" I yelled.

Just then a mech flew above the castle.

It was about to escape when an extremely fast thing came flying through the robot and started to fall.

Just then a familiar cloud came shooting into the castle.

"Was that..." Roshi mumbled.

I nodded.

We landed on a runway near the castle.

We all saw the Nimbus carrying Goku away. We yelled at him to come down. He heard us.

"Alright Goku where's the fight?" Roshi asked.

"Yeah I've been itching to shoot some pigs" Launch waved her gun around.

I laughed and pointed at Oolong saying "there's one!"

She smirked.

"Oh yeah that reminds me I wanted to show you guys my new powers!" I yelled.

"Oh yeah you said something about that..." Roshi mumbled.

I nodded.

"First is a better form of shape shifting sort of..." I guessed as I morphed into a monkey and scratched my head.

"What's so great about that?" Oolong grumbled.

"I can stay transformed as long as I want, but I can only transform into animals plus my strength and abilities are multiplied and divided by the animals strength compared to a humans. I think it's a good tradeoff. My second new power..." I transformed back and started floating.

Their mouths all dropped.
"Y-you can fly?" Roshi stumbled.

I nodded "I can fly incredibly fast as well! Fast enough to fly around the planet..." I flew around the planet "to give my teleportation a run for it's money..."

They turned to where I was and back to where I am. Back and fourth.

"Man, you guys really are simple. I do something like that and you go nuts!" I chuckled.

"Goku! You notice anything weird about the last Dragon Ball?" I asked.

He checked the radar for a few seconds

"It isn't showing up on the map!" He gasped.

"Ding ding ding! Time to go to fortune teller Baba!" I exclaimed.

Roshi spoke up "why exactly? Why my sister? Don't you know where it is Knife?"

I shook my head "nope I only know who has it not where they are right now..."

"Fine I'll show you her place." Roshi grumbled.

"So who is fortune teller Baba exactly?" Bulma whispered in my ear.

"She's an old witch who can show you anything in her magic ball. But it will cost you..." I whispered back.

She gulped "what price?"

"Either 8 billion zennie or fight her five warriors." I replied.

"8 BILLION!?!!?!!?! How is a fight with a bunch of goons better than that price?!?!" She screeched.

"Simple most of her warriors are as strong if not stronger than master Roshi and all of them are prepared to kill" I explained.

"That is a scary thought..." She calmed down a bit.

"And I'm fighting almost all of them single handedly!" I exclaimed.

She anime dropped.

After several hours of flying in Yamcha's jet Roshi finally led us to Baba's palace.

Its a massive complex with an oasis in the dessert theme.

We were met at the gates by a ghost.

It greeted us in a squeaky voice "welcome! How do you wish to pay for your fortune cash or fighting the gauntlet?"

"First ow my ears, second we will fight the gauntlet." I told it.

It led us to a round arena in the middle of a lake.

"Guys I have all these fights OK?" I told them sternly.

I climbed onto the arena.

"Wait here Baba and your first opponent will be here shortly." He squeaked.

I cringed.

Fuck that voice! It hurts soo much!

"Sorry for the inconvenience!" Baba came back with a small boxer with blue skin and sharp teeth.

I giggled "you are the most messed up vampire I've ever seen! Why aren't you burning in the sun?"

His eyes widened "how do you know that? And to answer your question I have sunblock!"

We all anime dropped. I got back up and readied my stance.

Just as crazy as I remember!

"All right time to fight!" I rushed him.

He turned into a bat and started flying away.

I smirked "you think that will save you?"

I morphed into a bald eagle and flew after him.

Man he's slow at flying! I'll let you and play with him a little...

I slowed down and pretended to be winded.

"You tired boy? You may be able to transform, but you have horrible stamina!" He taunted and flew around to divebomb me.

I dodged at the last second.

"Wha?" He shook his head "I will destroy you!"

He rushed me again and again and I kept dodging by wider and wider margins.

"What was that about my stamina being pitiful?" I called out to him.

He was gasping for air in a matter of no time.

I slammed into him and he went tumbling into the water.

"NEXT!" I landed and yelled at Baba.

I transformed back into my usual self.

"He is already here!" She chuckled.

"I smell an invisible man!" I joked.

"What!?" Baba screeched.

"That is some bad smelling deodorant you have!" I yelled.

The invisible man gasped.

I ran up and punched him in the face. He went flying and landed in the water with a splash.

"Next please!" I chanted.

"Man he's gotten strong!" Goku yelled.

"I said next!" I impatiently.

I want to fight a real opponent. Hopefully that mummy will be fun to fight...

"Sorry the next fight is this way..." Baba chuckled.

After several minutes and bone stairs we made it to the proper room. I was told to enter from a lower area.

A bubbling vat of...green stuff is underneath a set of two statues with their tounges as a platform.

This smells like a shitty situation! Ha ha puns! In my head... what a waste...

(Author's Note: Suffer! Suffer at my puns! Muhahaahahahaahahaahahaha!)

After I arrived a fog came from the other entrance.

A sarcophagus moved out of the fog.

"Ya ya mummy whatever get out of there so we can fight!" I yelled.

A few more minutes of "ambiance" later he popped out.

"You should be quiet in the presence of an immortal!" He yelled at me.

"Well you shouldn't keep the embodiment of Chaos waiting!" I spat at him.

Baba, the mummy, and the two other fighters gasped.

"Aww don't tell me your scared? Is my title that scary?" I taunted.

"There's no way you are such an exauhlted god! Last time I checked the embodiment of Chaos was a female who would never befrend such company!"

He ran to me. I grabbed his arm.

"She was bored so she retired. I'm her recent replacement. I hope I'm not disappointing..." I taunted.

He struggled in my grip.

"Aww can't escape? Here let me ease up..." I reaseased his arm "try again!"

"Lucky shot! Take this!" He shouted as his bandages wrapped around me.

"Gross! Haven't you been wrapped in these for several hundred years or something?" I wined.

He smiled "no one is can break free of my bandages their unbreakable!"

"Do I hear a challenge?!?!" I questioned.

I tried five percent power.

Nothing.

Ten percent.

Nothing.

Thirty percent.

Nothing.

Fourty

Nothing.

Fifty

I hear strands starting to rip...

I smiled.

Fifty five percent.

I rip through the rags.

"You were saying?" I started laughing meniacly.

The mummy's lower bandages turned yellow.

My laughing turned from meniacle to me rolling on the ground.

"Wow did a few hundred years pass or do your organs have plumbing issues?" I taunted.

Time for pain.

"Don't blink!" I shouted.

I teleported behind him and gave him a biiiig hug.

A bear hug to be exact
but he didn't even register that I was there.

Oh well I'll throw him.

I lifted him up and he finally realized I was there.

He flew over the side and was about to land in the goo when his bandages saved him.

Not so fast!

I used a small ki blast to sever his bandages.

He fell once more and didn't save himself.

"Next!" I yelled.

After a few seconds of messing around a demon guy came out.

"Your power is making people explode due to negitive emotion and thoughts right? I better not get hit by your attack." I told him.

"Where do you get your information from? Is Baba on your side?" He questioned.

"Please! I'm not of this dimension! I actually visit from a boring place with this universes events are laid out in a TV show! In all honesty all universal posibilities are happening in one if not multiple dimensions somewhere..." I trailed off.

"Oww my head...." Demon guy groaned.

"Let's do this!" I yelled.

I ran towards him.

"Devimite... Beam!"

I flew up ovoiding the beam.

"Nice attack my turn! Dark... Void... Blast!"