Chapter 12: I Meet the Teen Titans.

I knew Goku would go after the Red Ribbon Army in search of the four star Ball.

I hated the red ribbon army stages in the show so it was time to leave. For now at least.

I decided not to tell anyone. I slipped away into the night.

I opened a portal and jumped in.

Now what universe can I mess with for a while without needing to spend too much time.....

Teen Titans! (The original show not that Teen Titans Go fuck yourself)

I jumped into the right universe and found myself in the living room of Titan's Tower.

It was night time so everyone was asleep.

Perfect time for pranks!

I went to Beast Boy's room first.

He was shape shifting in his sleep.

Alright a new power!

I decided on the old water bowl trick was best for him.

I then paid a visit to Robin's room.

I filled it with bubbles.

I went to Cyborg's room and drew all over his room.

I hung a fake spider above Starfire.

And I left a ton of stuffed animals and girly pink junk in Raven's room.

With my tasks complete I turned into a black cat and took a nap on the couch.

Sure enough I was awoken with the sweet sounds of anger towards Beast Boy.

Of coarse they thought it was him. Oh well... Man sleeping as a cat is just as awesome as I thought it'd be!

I heard the Titans bickering and yelling. Within a few seconds I heard an alarm go off.

Ooooooo pretty! I wonder why it only went off now?

Still being a cat I sat on the floor in the middle of the room.

They all burst through the door aiming their weapons and powers at me.

I turned my head and asked "What you guys dog people or something?"

"Did that cat just talk?" Cyborg asked in disbelief.

"No the couch did!" I rolled my eyes.

"Oh and the couch got you all really good last night too while you were asleep." I giggled.

Raven had enough and began chanting "aserath metrion zynthos!"

I was tangled in shadows. I easily broke out of it. Shadows can't touch this!

"Nice trick let me try... Aserath metrion zynthos!" I captured all three in shadow.

They all freaked out and tried to escape my grasp.

I let them go and started licking my paw.

"How did you do that you furball?" Raven spit at me.

"Simple any power, technique, skill, etc. I see I learn how to do. Why do you think I'm a cat? I saw Beast Boy change in his sleep."

I changed into a rhino "this is what I really look like!" Beast Boy started laughing.

I started laughing along with him.

I changed to myself and started rolling on the ground.

I calmed down after a while and sputtered "I live to see looks on people's faces half as good as those!"

Robin grabbed me by the shirt and lifted me up.

"Who are you? What are you?" He demanded.

I sighed and explained my story.

Raven was the only one who knew what I was though.

"What is a embodiment of Chaos?" Beast Boy asked.

"It means its my job to mess with people on a cosmic scale! And I decided to grace your dimension!" I told him.

Raven shook her head "but the EOC is supposed to be a woman that would just as soon kill you as look at you!"

"That was my predissesor she got bored of existence so she gave up her powers to me and left to the afterlife."

She stood there for a moment.

"If you really think I'm gonna kill you guys why would I set up harmless pranks and not slit your throats while you were sleeping?" I asked.

Robin let go and I sat on the couch.

"I'm just saying... Now if you'll excuse me I hate mornings could you wake me up in a few hours?" I turned back into a cat and fell asleep.

I felt someone lightly poking me.

I woke up to see Beast Boy.

I streched and changed back to normal.

"Wow bonus points you didn't try to tie me up or restrain me!" I cheered.

"Raven told us that would only get you angry..." Starfire told me.

"You're too good at being a cat.... you took the best spot on the couch. Aww now its all hairy..." Cyborg complained.

"Oh sorry... On a lighter note you guys up for some pizza? I'm buying!" I asked.

Most of the Titans sweat dropped.

(Author's Note: As Knife travels dimensions the money he has changes into the right currency don't ask why!)

Time skip!

"Man that was good! You guys had enough?" I asked patting my belly.

They all nodded.

Their communicators started going off.

"Looks like trouble, Dr. Light is robbing a bank nearby! Titans Go!" Robin called out.

They sprang into action and I teleported to the bank.

I knocked out Light before they even got there.

"What took ya so long?" I asked as they finally got there.

"What? How?" They all stuttered.

"Teleportation and I have super strength. Knocking him out was easy...." I replied.

They sweat dropped.

"Also thanks for the flight lessons!" I yelled as I took off.

(I saw Starfire flying when they took off)

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