I grabbed my knives from launch and put them in their dyno cap.

"Thanks for changing! Your other self was about to make off with my knife collection! I would have got them back, but this saves me time and possible bloodshed."

"I'm so sorry! I can't control her!" She cried.

That's why I like her silly!

"No problem!" I insisted.

Time Skip!

"We can squeeze in one bit of training before dinner." Roshi told us.

He grabbed two rocks and singed his name on both.

Man we just finished unpacking on this new island and he's already doing the scavenger hunt?

He was about to throw both stones when I whispered to him.

"I don't eat that won't work on me!"

He stood there and cringed.

"What did Knife say to you master?" Krillan asked.

He snapped out of it and threw one of the rocks.

"Alright that got some air! Still got it!" Roshi chuckled before continuing.

"If either of you want dinner you have to find that rock while Knife here tries to stop you."

I grinned and hugged Roshi "I love you you old pervert! You do know me!"

I looked at the boys seriously "you have one minute to get some distance before I come after you! Sixty, fifty nine, fifty eight, fifty seven..."

They looked at me with wide eyes and ran like hell was after them.

Fifty seconds later...

"Seven, six, five, four, three, two, one" I teleported right in front of Krillan.

"Well if it isn't my favorite little monk! Is that forgery I see?!? Shame!" I spit at him.

He froze. He had a round stone with a marker in his hand.

He started running away from me. I slowly started walking where he went, cackling all the way.

Sure enough he was in the forest and found Goku. He had the real stone.

I teleported in their faces yelling "You got me a present!?" (Guess the reference!)

I snatched the stone from Goku and teleported to Kame House.

And now I play the waiting game...(guess the reference! Again!)

Within minutes Goku had tracked me down like a dog with Krillan following after.

They came up to me and attacked. I doged both of them with ease.

They were hungry and tired I could tell.

"I felt some wind on those punches! Try again!" I mocked.

Goku jumped at me and I slammed my elbow into his back when he passed me by.

Krillan started sending a flurry of punches my way.

I kept dodging. After a few seconds of that I grabbed his arm and flipped him into the ground. Hard.

"Man you guys really do need training... Oh well no dinner for you!"

I sat there laughing meniacly when Goku got up.

"Why are you so hard to hit!" He whined.

His stomach grumbled and he fell over.

Krillan got back up and whined "no fair! We can't win on empty stomachs!"

I smirked "your right I'm sorry here!"

I tossed Krillan the rock.

"What why give it to Krillan? I'm just as hungry!" Goku complained.

"Reasons!" I yelled.

Krillan ran into the house showing off the stone.

"Good job Krillan. Just in time too!" Roshi praised as Launch came in with plates of food.

As the three ate I giggled.

Roshi noticed and asked "what's so funny?"

He gulped loudly when I asked "what does puffer fish taste like?"

Krillan and Roshi both had mouthes wide open with shock yelling "Puffer fish! That's poison!" Their faces turned blue as I rolled on the floor laughing.

Goku looked confused and asked "what's puffer fish? It's poisonous?"

I nodded and told him "quite deadly. You have to have a special lisence and training to make the stuff into food without killing people!"

Goku started crying.

"Don't worry all of them will survive the poison. Training will start in a couple days when it leaves their system."

Goku calmed down.

I walked to the door "if anyone needs me I'll be practicing my Dark Void Blast."

Over the next few days I started honing my energy blast.

I also practiced the Kamehameha wave, but my Dark Void Blast (or DVB for short) felt more.... Natural? I don't know how to explain it.

A couple days later Roshi gathered us at about 4 am.

This early hour is for the birds. Oh no wait they aren't awake yet... Then for the... Fuck it's too early to think...

"Knife you paying attention? We need to test your running skill!" Roshi yelled at me.

"Oh sorry what was every one else's times?" I groggily asked.

"Goku got 6 seconds, I got 8, and Roshi got 5." Krillan listed.

"OK I'm *yawn* ready!" I assured him.

He pressed the button and yelled go. I ran at crazy speed and he clicked the button.

Krillan had a look of pure shock on his face as he mumbled "one second
"

They all stood there with their mouths open.

"And to think I'm *yawn* not fully awake yet..." I smiled.

Oh how I love shocking people. I thought I'd already gotten all of these moments out of them...

The boys had a strict training routine. They delivered milk when a helicopter was usually used for delivering, they farmed, they worked with a wrecking crew, and swam with sharks all before breakfast. After that they learned in a mock classroom. Then lunch happened, and then finnally they took a nap before dinner.

I however sat on my ass laughing at the boys misery.

Both of them would get mad at me and work that much harder so they could attempt to strike me down. During their nap and learning time I did my own training with large boulders and dinosaur wrestling.

One day after delivering milk Krillan whined "when is the real training going to start? When are we going to learn to fight?"

Roshi explained "you won't learn a single move from me until you can move that rock!"

I looked at the rock he was pointing at and smirked.

Please I do arm curls with
bigger rocks!

Goku pushed the rock with little trouble.

Roshi gaped at Goku.

"That's nothing watch this!" I yelled as I lifted the rock with one hand.

Roshi fell over in shock along with Krillan. Goku just stared with an open mouth.

I broke the rock and started laughing at them.

Oh I love their faces!