Tony was washing his car, making it shine really nicely.

???: My my, what do we have here.

Tony stops and sees a tall girl walking twoards him.

Bayonetta: My my, aren't you just smocking.

Tony:...And so are you.

Bayonetta: My, someone's blushy.

Tony's cheeks were red as Bayonetta caresses his face.

Daisy: Um...what's going on?.

Pyra: Oh my gosh, is someone else going to share our tony, eee!.

Pyra hugs Bayonetta out of nowhere.

Bayonetta: I would be alright with the concept...of sharing this little one...

Daisy: Cool, welcome to the team!.

Daisy kisses Bayonetta on the cheek.

Daisy: Oh sorry...are you comfortable with that?.

Bayonetta:...I'll allow it.

Tabu: Attention everyone come to the commons area I have a special announcement.

Everyone was showing up at the commons and Tabu was in the center.

Tabu: Students, I'm pleased to announce that the school is now open to ALL video game characters as Nintendo bought the rights to EVERY video game company. So we own everything video game related.

Everyone starts talking and chatting with their friends.

Andre: So some new girls coming in huh?.

Voltage: I'm staying with my girls, I don't want people to fight over me.

Corrin and Rosalina: We love the same Voltage.

Tony: I'll have to see some of the new girls.

Chomper: I might join you on that.

Voltage: You two want more girls?.

Chomper and Tony: Yes.

Andre: If you two add anymore, you'll never fall asleep.

Chomper: What's the worst that can happen?.

Tony: Yeah, just like one or two more, then we'll stop.

Voltage: Famous last words.

Gym class.

Wii Fit Trainer comes into the gymnasium and Andre nearly vomits, where as Chomper's face goes from Blue to red.

Wii Fit Trainer: Okay class, I know this is everyone's first day here and I'll have you all know that if you want to survive you'll be on your best behavior here and you don't want to piss me off, is that clear?.

Everyone nods and She blows a whistle.

Wii Fit Trainer: Alright, to start we'll be doing some basic yoga positions.

Everyone tries to do the same position she does but ends up failing, well the boys did, the girls are flexible and can easily copy every pose.

Wii Fit Trainer: Okay now let's do some laps around the gym, let's see who's got the endurance.

Everyone starts running and Sonic was easily flying by everyone else.

Tony: Chomp, is something wrong dude?.

Chomper was staring at Wii Fit Trainer.

Chomper:...

Voltage: Wait a minute...

Andre: Oh my god...

Chomper: What?.

Tony: Dude, you have a crush on the gym teacher?.

Wii Fit Trainer heard the words and continued acting like nothing happened.

Chomper: what's wrong with that?.

Voltage: You are a student and she's a teacher.

Chomper: I know but she's really pretty, I mean she's got great form and she's really cute.

Andre: What did you smoke before school?.

Chomper: Nothing, she's just really hot.

Tony: Isn't that illegal?.

Chomper: Pretty sure Tabu said it was alright, if my memory serves me correctly.

Voltage: Are you seriously going to ask a teacher to join your harem?.

Chomper: Yup.

Tony: Aren't you afraid she's gonna kick your ass or something?.

Chomper: I'm hoping she doesn't.

Andre: I honestly don't see why people like her-

Chomper: Well she's hot, she's in shape, she seems nice at times-

Tony: When she's not kicking everyone into the dirt.

Chomper:...I have to at least tell her that-

Wii Fit: Tell me what?.

Chomper goes from blue to pale and slowly turns around.

Chomper: Hey Miss Trainer.

Wii Fit: What is it that you want to tell me?.

Voltage: Oh looks like Rosalina wants me to spot her while she lifts, coming rose!.

Andre: Yeah I gotta go too, see you later chomps.

Tony pulls up a chair and grabs some popcorn that he heats up with his body.

Chomper: Okay, before you hit me or bury me into the dirt I'm going to get this off my chest...I like you, I think you are stunning, amazing, you look great both in shape and in looks, and I just have to ask if you'd like to go out sometime?.

Tony: I'd start running man.

Wii Fit:...Well...I don't know what to say...I'm flattered.

Chomper:...You're joking right?.

Wii Fit: No, I'm just flattered, but if you really want to take me out, I wouldn't mind.

Chomper:...Great.

Wii Fit: How about you stay after class and we do some private workouts, if we are dating I'm going to need you to get in shape.

Chomper: I'd love to.

Wii Fit smiles and walks away while Tony doesn't look happy.

Tony: The hell was that?. I thought you'd be halfway to China by now.

Chomper: How tough are the workouts she gives?.

Tony: From what I heard, most students want to change classes to not do them, and if you two are dating, she's gonna make it ten times worse.

Chomper: Maybe she'll go easy on me in class.

Tony: Doubtful-

Bowser grabs Chomper by the suit and Tony by the jacket.

Bowser: Now that I've got you bitches right where I want you, I'm going to make you wish you were dating the teacher.

Tony:...Hey Chomp, can you maybe get her attention.

Chomper: Hey uh...Miss Trainer, I seem to be in a bit of trouble.

Bowser: What's she going to do?. Give me a lecture?. Haha!.

Tony: Nope, after you touched her boyfriend, she gonna send you to outer space.

Bowser: Boyfriend?.

Wii Fit sprints down the track and leaps of a high chair and hits a damn high kick on Bowser sending him into the sky.

Wii Fit: You boys okay?.

Chomper: Yes Miss Trainer.

Wii Fit: Chomp, you just call me WiFi okay.

Chomper nods and Tony smirks.

Tony: Man, I don't even want to think about the baby you two will have.

Bayonetta: Hey again my little flame.

Tony: Hey bay, what's up?.

Bayonetta: I just heard you were in trouble and came to help, what happened?.

Tony: Well the turtle should get a postcard from wherever he lands.