Art credit to minegirl22iuy on Twitter hjhjdfhjdh thank you for the fanart -///-

Quick a/n- I started watching Never trust a snake(this chapters episode) and I completely forgot the fukin- the bird just went "wAke uP zANe" it was scarier than FNAF aaaaaa

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The Serpentine marched in near perfect unison as the snow poured from the clouds.*1 A clear destination in mind as they slowly moved up the mountain.

"Go general." Lloyd directed, moving a hand to the direction of their destination. As they became closer to their intended destination, the sight of the Hypnobrai also approaching became apparent. "The Hypnobrai. Now to teach them a lesson for betraying Lloyd Garmadon."

The leader just glanced at Lloyd and his shadow of a general and turned back to the control panel.

"Uh, do your thing Fangpyre. I let you out of your hole for a reason."

"Attack!" One of the heads shouted as the rest of the Fangpyre cheered.

Just as the two Serpentine leaders were within speaking range, the other Serpentine suddenly stopped as the two began talking.

"Scales my old chum!" The two came closer and did a handshake™️. "I didn't think I'd be fighting you." "Hm, moved up in the world, have we?"

"If it isn't the Fangpyre. Of all the cold-blooded to creep up on us, I'm glad that it is a friend."*2

"Wait," Lloyd cut in. "I thought you were enemies. Not friends."

"We were at war." "But seeing that Scales is now leading them," "Well I don't see why we can't be comrades."

"Had you released the Constrictai, the Venomari, or heaven forbid the Anacondrai, then we would've had a tussle."

"A tussle?" Technoblade mused.

"A tussle?" Lloyd shouted. "But I'm Lloyd Garmadon, bringer of evil!"

"Heh-heh. What should we do with him?" Scales laughed.

"I could turn him," "Into one of us."

"Hmm nah, the little tyke is pretty useless."

"Hahaha." "What if you hypnotize him and make him think he's a pig?"

Technoblade placed a hand on Lloyds shoulder. "Shh, drink this." He handed him a glass bottle filled with a shining gray liquid as he drank a separate bottle of the same stuff. After Lloyd drank some of the liquid Technoblade immediately grabbed Lloyd by the hood and made a mad dash, tripping a couple Seprentine just because on his way out.

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"Had you released the Constrictai, the Venomari, or heaven forbid the Anacondrai, then we would've had a tussle." Lloyd mocked as he and Technoblade walked through the desert sand. "Pfft! I found it!"

"The Anacondrai." Lloyd grinned as he wiped some of the dust and sand off the door. "The most feared and powerful Serpentine of them all. And if they're afraid of the Anacondrai, then the Anacondrai is what they're gonna get." Lloyd let out a laugh before opening the doors and entering the structure.

He turned on a flashlight and began walking around, frowning at the missing signs of life he was expecting to note. A hiss broke the silence and Lloyd tripped on his own feet in shock.

"My sincerest apologies, young man."*3 The Serpentine before Lloyd said. "Oh, dear, due to my unfortunate appearance, I tend to have an unsettling affect on people." He took the flashlight Lloyd dropped and handed it back to him. "I believe you dropped this, there you are."

"Uh, thank you. Uh- What happened to the others?"

"Poor, unfortunate souls. All those years locked away with nothing to eat. Must have slowly starved away until they were nothing but scales and bones." The Serpentines stomach growled but neither of the two mentioned it. "And who may you be, my little appetize--uhh I mean, friend?"

"Lloyd Garmadon. Son of Lord Garmadon and future dark ruler. The guy over there," Lloyd gestured to the entrance of the area. "Is my general Technoblade."

"Oh haha, there are two of you, how delic-- delightful. Delightfully evil. If I had feet, ooh, I'd be trembling in my boots."

"And who, uh, are you?" Lloyd asked.

"Humbly, I am Pythor P. Chumsworth. And since you've freed me, I am eternally in your service."

"Really? You're not gonna trick me?"

"Oh, why would I trick you? I hardly have friends."

"Whoa. I hardly have any friends too."

"You don't say."

"Hey, how would you like to be my loyal henchman? I've been betrayed by the Hypnobrai and the Fangpyres, and I'm looking for some revenge on some ninja too."

"Hm. I love revenge. Oh, you know, Floyd--"

"It's Lloyd."

"Whatever- I have the feeling this is the start of a beautiful friendship."

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Lloyd let out his evil laugh™️ as he and Pythor went on a montage of rule breaking and being evil. Stealing candy from children, knocking over trash bins, taking icecream from the icecream cart without paying.

The two now lay on the floor of the Anacondrai tomb, candy scattered around them. "You're the best henchman a mastermind could ever have."

"Lloyd you're the best mastermind a henchman could ever have." Pythor paused. "Why is it that you have no friends?"

"Well, I could've had friends back in my Boarding School for Bad Boys, but I decided to run away and never let them see me again." Lloyd let out another signature laugh ™️.

"Really? Uh, why would you run away from making friends? Everybody needs friends, even tyrants."

"Well, uh, maybe I didn't run away. Maybe I, uh-- I got kicked out."

"From the Boarding School for Bad Boys? I don't believe it. I hear they are the breeding ground for the truly despicable. And if you ask me, ho-ho you are a handful."

"Well, thank you Pythor, but they told me I wasn't bad enough. They said I lacked the amoral ambition to be one of tomorrows masterminds."

"Well, you'll show them."

"That's right, I will show them."

"Then why don't we?"

"Uh, why don't we what?"

"Let's get revenge on the very school that rejected you. And when the ninja come to the rescue, we'll have a trap laid out for them."

"A double revenge?"

"A double revenge, get some rest, hijacking an ice cream truck is a lot for anyone, and if you're going to rule the world, well, ho-ho-ho, you'll need to get your sleep. Oh, and one more thing."

"Yes?"

"I'll be your friend."

Lloyd let out a yawn. "Oh Pythor, you're the best." And in the next moment, Lloyd fell asleep, unfortunately for Pythor, on the side he keeps the map.

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Technoblade sat on one of the roofs of the school, bored even as the alarms went off and the ninja's airship came into view. He barely moved when the anchor came crashing down through to top roof, only to avoid a stray piece of debris. At this rate Pythor should have betrayed Lloyd and stolen the map.

By the time he climbed up to the top of the roof, Lloyd was basically taken care of.

"Lloyd Montgomery Garmadon, you come here right now."

"I got him." Jay slung Lloyd over his shoulder and started walking back to the airship.

"Hey let me go!"

"What should we do with him? Wash his mouth out with soap for a year?" Cole asked.

"Ground him indefinitely?" Kai suggested.

"Have him sit in a corner for a century?" Zane pitched in.

"I know exactly what we must do." Sensei Wu said as he narrowed his eyes at Lloyd.

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"And that is why Jack the rabbit never trusts a snake. The end." Wu shut the book as he glanced at Lloyd, now laying in a bed.

"If my dad had read me that book, I would have never made that mistake. I'm sorry uncle."

"Oh, you do not need to apologize. I'm sure that if your father was still here, it would be the first book he'd read. Good night nephew. Sweet dreams."

"Good night uncle."

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At an unknown location, Technoblade sighed, closing the book he was reading and began plotting his next move.

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1292 words minus the a/n's

*Sobs* I'm Donw hjadkjkdfh take it- what do I do now-
Is techno on the airship or is he in some random location- *Cries* wheeererreee is this story goinngnggg

Anyways hsfhjfdghjf Fanart Fanart hhsjdhjfhs tank youuuuuuuu<3

*1 damn so wordy what's up with me today
*2 lmfao lloyd just looked so funny in that scene
*3 holy f- ok mister hisoka sounding man I'll trUsT yOu
Is it just me or does this episode feel longer