Me: Why hello there Ninjago fangirls and boys out there in the world! As you may have heard a while ago I hosted a show similar to this , but we soon had to end it for 'personal' reasons that I shall not name. But now we get a second chance, so I'm proud to annouce that this is Ninjago TRUTH OR DARE 2!!!! I'm your host GraMaye, now lets get our favorite ninja in here to stat our show now! *Snaps fingers and all six ninja appear*

Kai: Oh you've got to be kidding me

Cole: NO!!!

Jay: I THOUGH WE WERE DONE WITH THIS!!!

Me: Welp the fans loved you so much I just had to bring you guys back out to torture you some more

Nya: Oh great, yay...

Zane: Is that sarcasm?

Lloyd: Yes, Zane. Yes it is

Jay: but you told us we were done with this show...

Cole: It's called acting dumbo

Jay: Who you calling dumbo, dirt****!

Zane: I though I got you out of this habit!

Me: They can do whatever they want on my show, Zane

Lloyd: *Eyes widen* WE CAN!?!

Me: Nope, my show, my rules

Nya: You know I'm having mixed feelings about you right now, GraMaye

Me: It's called growing up, now lets get started-

Kai: OH **** NO!

Cole: THIS IS BULL****!

Zane: Language!

Jay: STOP YELLING!

Cole: YOU'RE YELLING!

Me: Both of you stop yelling or I'll chop both of your tongues out!

Nya: *Gasp* You wouldn't dare-

Me: I would

Jay: but I have a kid...

Kai: You act like babies sometimes

Nya: I'm your baby sister though

Me: Can you PLEASE stop talking so we can have some of the tea be spilled!?!

Zane: You may continue

Me: Thank you, Zane, you were always the nice one. So today you each have one truth and one dare to make it fair for everyone-

Cole: Fair, fair isn't a word where I come from-

Jay & Lloyd: YOU'RE SAYING IT WRONG!!!

Cole: WHATEVER!

Me: Lets start with Cole since you so rudely interrupted me when I was talking 

Cole: ****

Nya: Where's my popcorn?

Me: Cole, mudhead, lets start off with a truth shall we. Mr. Brookestone, Bucket, or whatever your stupid last name is, I you were able to save only 1 of your team members from dying, who would it be?

Jay: I'm your best friend-

Nya: I'm your ex-

Kai: I'm a stranger apparently

Cole: You had to go for the iconic one didn't you?

Me: My show

Zane: If you think about it however, you wouldn't have to save me because I can simply be rebuilt so you can out that off the table. Jay would be the first one dead presumably. Nya would be the last one to die. Kai and Lloyd are very iffy.

Jay: What do you mean I'm the first to die?!? It's always the girl or the black dude!

Nya: Jay Walker-Gordon If you even THINK about me being the first one to die so help me-

Jay: *Instantly regretting his decision and hugged Nya tightly* I love you so much wifey!

Me: Wifey? What in the world did I miss?!?

Nya: Oh yeah we got married the day AFTER your show was canceled. Sorry we didn't invite you to the wedding...

Cole: Big oof.

Me: Cole just answer the question

Cole: But they're all mean people!

Everyone except Cole: WHAT!?!

Jay: I feel offended!

Cole: CAKE!!!

Me: Excuse me?

Cole: Cake that's my answer 

Zane: But that isn't a teammate-

Lloyd: Do you really wanna go back into an argument again?

Me: Now for your dare!

Cole: **** it

Me: Alright Cole, I dare you to get someone to kiss you anywhere they choose

Cole: Nope. Oh **** no I didn't sign up for this deep **** absolutely ******* not!

Nya: I'm married and have a child

Jay: Same here! NO BRUISE!

Kai: I'm engaged 

Zane: I have a robo corgi that hates me

Lloyd: I'm single and ready to mingle-

Jay: NO! We just got him out of his dirty minded mess!!!

Kai: Have we though?

Cole: Lloyd where do you wanna kiss at?

Lloyd: Let me think- OH- THE CANDY STORE!!! I wanna get one of those long taffies and we each have an end and start eating them up until our lips touch and-

Nya: I think he gets it

Cole: Lets go Lloyd *Grabs Lloyd's hand as they start going to the candy store, buying a long taffy and start to eat it*

Lloyd: You just had to get peach

Cole: I didn't want the banana one okay! Now start eating so we can get this over with!

*They start eating the ends of their taffy and soon enough their lips touch, well that was until Cole imedeantly pulled away*

Cole: NOPE ****! ****, ****, ****! 

Lloyd: Wow thanks for telling me your opinion

*Goes back to the studio with everyone in a very awkward position*

Kai: That was uncomfortable 

Zane: Very, no offence 

Cole: It hurts even more when you say that Zane

Me: Jay!

Jay: WHAT!?!

Me: Your turn!

Jay: NO!!!! I WANT MY MOMMY!!!

Nya: *Hugs him* That's why I'm here

Me: Cute, but that needs to stop as your dare may get you a divorce if you answer it wrong

Jay: Hold up what?

Me: Jay, what is something that makes you really mad about Nya?

Nya: Oh this is going to be a long day

Kai: Walker, you better answer correctly or else you'll end up with a fist in your face

Lloyd: tea

Jay: Well there are a couple things-

Zane: I'll be your lawyer 

Nya: Oh really *Crosses her arms* and what is that?

Kai: This could end everything for you-

Jay: I get frustrated when you force me to do things for C.j when I want to do things that are more important-

Nya: And what is more important then our child, Jay?

Jay: Ah- ah, you-

Lloyd: And?

Jay: V-Videogames 

Nya: Jay, sweetie, do you even know what I do for your kid?

Kai: Here we go again

Cole: The 'momma' talk

Nya: Let's think for a moment oh I have a couple. 1 I pushed a little demon baby out of my area without an epidural because you wanted to be 'cheap'. 2 I have to breastfeed it every 3 hours INCLUDING at night. 3 You're never home. So yes Jay Walker I DO need you at times so I can rest and feed, cloth, and make sure you child is alive the next day. So if you could use your head please, argue with me again. I DARE YOU TO!

Me: Hey that's the next dare for him!

Kai: Where's the earplugs?

Jay: Honey I have work-

Nya: You always have work!

Jay: Sometimes I need a break from our demon child!

Nya: YOU need a break?!? I've been with C.j 23 hours of the day changing him, feeding him, protecting him, and seeing him grow up with you however going to play videogames for half the day not even thinking about him! I'm tired Jay! I want to sleep for once! I don't even go outside for goodness sake because you have your *** on the couch playing your ******* videogames!

Jay: Nya I-

Nya: I just want you to care about my feelings, Jay. Not only mine, but C.j's 

Jay: I didn't know you felt that way

Nya: You've never asked

Jay: I'm sorry, babe. I'll start paying more attention and start helping with you and the baby. Can you ever forgive me?

Nya: Of course Jay *Kisses his cheek* I love you 

Me: AW, we saved a marriage

Cole: Are you sure about that?

Kai: Dang I really don't want kids now

Me: Kai it's your turn!

Kai: Crap 

Me: Who do you love more? Lloyd or Skylor?!?

Lloyd: I would LOVE to hear this

Kai: For god's sake. SKYLOR!

Lloyd: **** it

Nya: I still have a sister-in-law!!!

Lloyd: *whisper to GraMaye* for now

Me: Now for your dare-

Kai: NO

Me: You have to call Skylor-

Kai: No

Me: And ask her for kids

Kai: WHAT!?! YOU THINK I'M GOING TO ASK HER THAT QUESTION!?! WE AREN'T EVEN MARRIED YET!?!

Me: Sorry I worded that wrong ask her if she WANTS kids 

Jay: That dare sounds familiar 

Nya: Didn't Jay and I do that before

Me: Not answering . Kai *hands him a phone that's already calling Sky* here you go

Kai: Wait what- Oh hi babe!

Skylor: Honey buns what is it I got a screaming baby on the loose 

Kai: I- I- um

Skylor: Use your big boy words we talked about

Kai: Do you want kids?

Skylor: Your kidding

Kai: I-I'm sorry-

Skylor: OF COURSE I WANT ******* KIDS!!! 

Kai: Oh

Skylor: Do you not want kids?

Kai: Oh no I do want kids, I'm just asking you after we're married of course 

Skylor: Yeah, definitely. As soon as possible

Kai: Yeah- wait what?

Skylor: I have to go boo, C.j is trying to eat the dog again *hangs up*

Kai: She wants kids

Nya:  I can finally be an aunt!

Jay: And I can be an uncle!

Me: Lovely. Okay Nya

Nya: Oh ****

 Me: Since we're on the kids subject. Do you want another kid?

Nya: No

Jay: What? I thought you wanted more?

Nya: Dogs. I wanted more dogs not children. I've already got two of them.

Zane: Two?

Kai: I swear walker did you knock her up again-

Nya: No, Jay's the second child 

Jay: W-Wait why?

Nya: For reasons I shall not name

Me: Your dare is to wear a dress

Nya: No

Me: Yes

Nya: No

Me: Yes

Nya: **** No

Me: My rules *Snaps fingers and Nya is in a dress*

Nya: It's so flowy, ewwwwwww

Jay: You look nice

Nya: I'm hideous 

Zane: It looks nice on you

Nya: It's yellow

Kai: Yellow suits you

Nya: I hate yellow

Me: Zane, truth or dare?

Zane: Truth

Jay: wait why does he get to choose which one he gets first?!?

Me: Because he's the nicest one out of all of you! 

Zane: Thank you

Me: No problem. Zane, when are you going to ask Pixal to marry you?

Zane: Good question. But I would want to do the Yin Yang ceremony first before that step. We both have things going on. But soon maybe.

Nya: Can't wait to tell Pix

Me: And your dare is to eat this ice cream *Hands Zane green ice cream*

Cole: Wait he gets a good dare!?!

Jay: I thought you are never nice?

Zane: *Eats the ice cream* Why is it spicy?

Me: Oh-

Lloyd: What does 'oh' mean?

Me: Funny story I might have switched the ice cream for Wasabi...

Nya: WHAT!?!'

Kai: You're going to break him!

Me: He doesn't have taste buds though

Zane: I'm fine. 

Jay: You sound like that cartoon that said that line

Cole: You're scaring me

Nya: Doesn't he always, but al least he isn't wearing a dress 

Me: Lloyd you are our final contestant 

Lloyd: I don't wanna!

Me: To bad! Lloyd, do you hate your mother?

Lloyd: W-Qhat?

Kai: Welp she's gonna be ******

Jay: She doesn't really talk to you anyway so blurt it out!

Lloyd: I mean sure she left me, and put me in a school for bad boys even though she wanted me to be good. And yeah she never checked in on me until I got REALLY old, but she still came back.

Zane: To Wu though

Lloyd: I have mixed feelings, but I still love her 

Cole: If she ever calls you back however 

Lloyd: Yeah that too.

Me: Well I would tell you your dare, but I already did the dare for you *Holds up the phone to see it on FaceTime with Misako angry*

Lloyd: Oh ****

Misako: Lloyd

Lloyd: Mom

Misako: I did those things for a reason

Lloyd: Really? You left me as a baby

Misako: I came back

Lloyd: 13 years later

Misako: Still

Lloyd: I love you, but I hate you as well

Misako: And that's okay, just call me later and not live on this show okay?

Lloyd: Yeah, bye *Hangs up*

Zane: That was very weird 

Kai: That was awful 

Nya: That's worse than Wu confessing to her

Jay: That was a sad day for all of us

Me: This was great! Great first episode back! Remember y'all can request your truth or dares in the comments and the ninja will do-

Lloyd: But I don't wanna!

Me: To bad! Thanks for tuning in to the first episode of the revival of Ninjago TRUTH OR DARE! I will see all of y'all later and make sure to tune in next time on Ninjago TRUTH OR DARE 2! BYYYEEEE

Kai; NO! Don't leave us with her!!!