Me: Well hello Ninjago fangirls and fanboys! For todays episode is all about revenge and payback for dares from chapters back in time! I'm your host GraMaye and this is Ninjago TRUTH OR DARE 2!!!

Nya: I want this pregnancy over with.

Me: Next chapter, now y'all have a lot of dares to complete today. 

Depressed Jay: When do you not. 

Cole: Will you ever shut up!

Kai: Doesn't matter how many of him there are, he will continue to talk your head off. 

Zane: That is actually not possible, you could develop migraines or headaches, but other than that-

Lloyd: We got it Zane! It's an exaggeration! Not everything is logical to the mind!

Me: I was gone for like two weeks and this happens. 

Nya: It doesn't help.

Me: Anyways, the first dare is from CrazyLook2 and they want Lloyd to turn into a baby for two chapters!

Cole: Oh come on! We just finished puberty stage! I don't want to do it again!

Nya: I refuse! *Hugs Lloyd* He's my emotional support human. 

Happy Jay: Oh but he would look so adorable and cute! Do you think he had freckles when he was little like Kai?

Kai: hOw Do YoU kNoW I hAd FrEcKlEs?!?

Lloyd: I'm never going to have an actual age, aren't I.

Me: Yep *Snaps fingers and Lloyd turns into a baby*

Depressed Jay: He does have freckles. 

Happy Jay: BABY!

Nya: *Slaps forehead and looks down at her stomach* Whenever you come out of there, don't be either of those two. I beg of you. 

Baby Lloyd: *Looks at Nya* mama!

Kai: haha you just got told mom!

Nya: I am a mom, idiot. 

Zane: I love kids, if you need assistance I would be happy to help-

 Happy Jay: Did you say happy? Cause happy is my name-

Everyone: WE KNOW!

Baby Lloyd: I wan candie! 

Cole: No, you can have some after dinner-

Baby Lloyd: I WAN CANDIE!!!! *Cries*

Cole: If I can't have my cake then you can't have your candy!

Zane: Didn't you get a divorce?

Baby Lloyd: CANDIE!!!

Nya: I will get you some candy Lloyd if you be a good boy. Promise?

Baby Lloyd: *Holds out pinkie* ya ya!

Kai: Now I really don't want to deal with kids.

Me: Oh well the next dare is for you Kai!

Kai: Are you kidding! I say one thing and I become the bad guy!

Me: This is from Jayssister and they want you to tell Skylor that you are pregnant!

Zane: Men can't become with child-

Cole: She's not going to believe a single word. 

Me: Go on Kai, call her and tell her the good news!

Kai: This isn't going to end well *Dials Skylor* Hey babe.

Skylor: Hi hot tamale, what's up?

Kai: I have something to tell you.

Cole: This is going to be good, bring me some popcorn-

Baby Lloyd: POPCORN!

Skylor: Ok, spit it out.

Kai: I-I well um how do I explain this, I-I'm p-pregnant.

Skylor: .................

Kai: Babe?

Skylor: Who do I need to kill? Cause I know for a fact you are one of the most strictest person when it comes to love life. And I know for a fact that it isn't mine!

Kai: Honey-

Skylor: Don't you 'Honey' me. You are practically a preacher when it comes to rules other than Zane. Who hurt you, where do they live, and why did they do it-

Kai: Sky-

Skylor: Kai Smith. 

Nya: *Snickers* Kai's in trouble.

Kai: Babe it's just a-

Skylor: I tract your phone I'm coming to find you so we can discuss this, I'll see you soon. *Hangs up*

Zane: Does she not know about anatomy?  

Me: I'm going to be honest this is the best dare ever! Skylor is going to kick you're little booty.

Kai: My booty is not that little! And she knows that we are going to start trying for kids after we get married, and she is very strict in our boundaries too. 

Me: At least we know she cares about you. 

Nya: Until she kicks his butt for finding out it was a dare the whole time.

Me: Baby Lloyd! lucabensinger wants you to say smiley face one hundred times!

Baby Lloyd: *Smiles* Smiley face, smiley face, smiley face, smiley face. smiley face, smiley face, smiley face, smiley face, smiley face, smiley face, smiley face, smiley face, smiley face, smiley face, smiley face, smiley face, smiley face, smiley face, smiley face, smiley face, smiley face, smiley face, smiley face, smiley face, smiley face, smiley face, smiley face, smiley face, smiley face, smiley face, smiley face, smiley face,  smiley face, smiley face, smiley face, smiley face, smiley face, smiley face, smiley face, smiley face, smiley face, smiley face, smiley face, smiley face, smiley face, smiley face,  smiley face, smiley face, smiley face,  smiley face, smiley face, smiley face, smiley face, smiley face, smiley face, smiley face, smiley face, smiley face, smiley face, smiley face, smiley face, smiley face, smiley face, smiley face, smiley face, smiley face, smiley face, smiley face, smiley face, smiley face, smiley face, smiley face, smiley face, smiley face, smiley face, smiley face, smiley face, smiley face, smiley face, smiley face, smiley face, smiley face, smiley face, smiley face, smiley face, smiley face, smiley face, smiley face, smiley face, smiley face, smiley face, smiley face, smiley face, smiley face, smiley face, smiley face, smiley face, smiley face, smiley face, smiley face!

Cole: He can say smiley face a hundred times and not pronounce 'want'? 

Zane: I cannot answer that.

Me: Good job Lloyd! You get extra candy for that!

Baby Lloyd: YA YA YA!!!!

Me: The next dare goes to Cole!

Cole: Oh come on! Why can't you give Nya and Zane dares!

Nya: I'm pregnant-

Zane: I'm the only person to calm the insanity-

Me: You see my point now?

 Cole: Who's it from?

Me: Jayafanfic , they want you to prank Seliel and make her think you cheated on her!

Cole: b-but she's mean when she gets mad-

Me: Can't be worse than Kai.

Cole: *Dials Seliel* Hey cookie bear-

Seliel: What did you do?

Cole: Why would you assume that I did something!?!

Seliel: That only times you call me is either for the truth or dare show or you got stuck in traffic by yourself. 

Cole: This is serious matter.

Seliel: So serious that you had to interrupt my doctor's appointment.

Cole: Yes!

Depressed Jay: I don't think that's the right answer. 

Seliel: Then what do you need to tell me cake monster?

Cole: I'm going back to Cake!

Seliel: NO!

Cole: She wants to start things over, and I didn't want to say no-

Seliel: I can't believe it, after all she has done to you, you go back into her baked arms! How could you! 

Cole: There's something else I need to tell you-

Seliel: What? Is she pregnant too? To claim you even more!

Cole: No because this whole thing was a prank.

Seliel: This is a truth or dare show call isn't it?

Cole: Correct. 

Seliel: Things never change, sorry for doubting you. I gotta go. Love you, my knight in shining armor. 

Cole: You too my dessert. 

*Hangs up*

Happy Jay: You guys are so cute!!!  Relationship goals!

Depressed Jay: It only ends up in hate and sadness. 

Kai: I'm so getting destroyed by Skylor when she gets home. 

Nya: At least you have one person. I have to deal with two of them, a toddler, a baby on the way, and now a baby Lloyd. I have to deal with five!

Me: That reminds me of the final dare. 

Cole: Oh great what is it, slitting out throats with marshmallows?

Baby Lloyd: MARSHMALLOWS!!!

Zane: Whos the dare from?

Me: Everyone that comments apparently!

Kai: And what's that?

Me: Everyone dared for the Jay's to be put back together again! *Snaps fingers and the Jays merge into one*

Jay: Ow my head, what happened?

Nya: SPARKY!!! *Hugs him for dear life*

Cole: We missed you old pal!

Jay: Why's Lloyd a baby? And why is Zane hair blue, and why- OMG NYA WE'RE HAVING A BABY SOON!!!

Nya: There's the Jay I know and love *Kisses his cheek* 

Baby Lloyd: awww! mama! papa!

Jay: I kind of forgot we adopted him. 

Nya: It was his choice, he wanted it.

Zane: This turned out perfectly.

Kai: Until Skylor finds me.

Me: That's our show! Next chapter will be the arrival of the Walker's baby and a whole bunch of stuff!!! Make sure to comment your truth or dares for these ninjas to do! I'm your host GraMaye and this is Ninjago TRUTH OR DARE 2!!!! BYEEEE!

Skylor: KAI!

Kai: Oh no-