Me: Well hello Ninjago fangirls and fanboys!!! I'm your host GraMaye and this is Ninjago TRUTH OR DARE 2!!!! We have all our special ninja friends here and some new additions as well!!!

Nya: I didn't want another addition. 

Me: To bad it was requested. =)

Depressed Jay: Addition will only end up as division in the future. 

Me: That was my comment section from last week. 

Happy Jay: I have loved my week, Nya is almost done with her first trimester and she's been so cuddly and lovey to everyone! I think we get to find out the gender soon!!! I'm so excited!!!

Me: Really?

Cole: Nya has been clobbering the both of them, Happy Jay is getting to clingy when Nya has to puke and Depressed Jay hasn't even bother to help with anything which made Nya want to strangle him on multiple circumstances. 

Kai: In other terms she beats their butts every once in a while. 

Nya: I just want my husband back. 

Lloyd: I don't know, I really like the Happy Jay!

Happy Jay: I like you too green bean!

Lloyd; green bean?- 

Zane: Lets cancel someone!

Me: NO! No cancelling! 

Lloyd: You think he's responsible now?

Me: I like y'all, but all of you are getting on my nerves. Kai, Cole we cool.

Cole: Coolio.

Me: Well than good for you Cole because this dare is for you! fearlessxspinjitzu wants you to wear a wedding dress and flirt with Misako!

Cole: That's not Coolio!

Lloyd: Cole is not flirting with my mom!

Happy Jay: AW Lloyd is getting protective over his mommy! That's so cute!! Nya do you think our little boy will do that to you too?

Nya: I'm pretty sure you would do that.

Depressed Jay: Life lesson, don't ask the obvious. 

Me: *Snaps fingers and Cole is in a wedding dress* Now let me introduce our next guest, Misako!!!

*Misako comes in and sees Cole in the dress*

Misako: This is going to be interesting.

Cole: *Whispers to GraMaye* I'm not doing this!

Me: Yes you are!

Cole: But she's like sixty years old and I'm- n-not. 

Misako: I'm what now? 

Cole: *scared* I-I mean, hey sista from another mother how you been!

Misako: *Confused* I'm wondering about a lot of things right now. 

Cole: Oh really? Like what. *Moves closer to Misako*

Lloyd: Too close.

*Coles steps back a little*

Misako: That dress.

Cole: *smirks* Oh this dress, you know I found in a cute little store down the street-

Misako: It looks awful on you.

Cole: *Slightly angry* Well it would look awful on you too, besides my girlfriend thinks it looks great on me!

Misako: Why you bastard!

Lloyd: *Break in between them* I think that's enough! Mom nice to see you! Cole sit back in the chair!

Misako: *mumbles* Nice to see you too son. 

Cole: See ya wouldn't want to be ya!

Me: *Snaps fingers and Misako is gone before she beats up Cole* Well that was surely something the next dare is-

Nya: Jay going back to one person!

Me: w-What? NO! Why is everyone saying that jez. 

Zane: From looking at the comments, most doesn't want Nya to kill him before the baby is born that's all. 

Nya: I already have a kid at home, another one on the way, and two IDIOTS following me around and won't leave me alone! *Starts crying* I WANT MY SPARKY BACK!

Kai: There's the hormones.

Me: Well why don't you be a good bog brother and hug her!?!

Kai: Have you seen what she did to Happy Jay when he tried to give her a hug!?! If I do that then I'm pretty sure I'm just digging myself a grave.

Me: Well still not doing the dare. It would make the person who made the request feel bad and I would feel like a bad person if I did that to a viewer. 

Nya: BUT WHAT ABOUT MY WELL BEING!

Me: *snaps fingers and McDonalds meal lands in Nya's lap* Eat that for your well being, little present for your troubles, and a McFlurry to cool you down. 

Nya: *Eats the food* Thank you.

Happy Jay: May I have a piece?

Me: Anyway here is the dare from Pokemon888G0 and they want Depressed Jay to go to random kids and say Santa isn't real.

Nya: *Spits out her food* Nope! I draw the line! Nope nope nope nope nope! He's not doing that I REFUSE to have him do that!

Depressed Jay: But it's true. 

Happy Jay: Oh he's very much real! I get presents every year from him by following the rules!

Kai: I still think it's creepy.

Happy Jay: Nothing is creepy about him. All he does is he see's you when your sleeping, he knows when you're awake, and he knows when you've been bad or good-

Zane: That sounds like a stalker. 

Nya: He's not doing that to kids- wait. Where did he go?

*Somewhere outside the studio Depressed Jay finds a couple of troublesome kids*

Depressed Jay: Santa isn't real.

Kid 1: You aren't real.

Depressed Jay: I am real, just not him.

Kid 2: Naw we've seen that truth or dare show, this is a dare.

Depressed Jay: You don't know that.

Kid 1: Dude we were just watching it. Grow up.

Depressed Jay: You grow up! You're all going to die alone anyways!

Kid 2: Yeah yeah keep telling yourself that. 

*Depressed Jay comes back to the studio more depressed*

Depressed Jay: Mean kids.

Me: You did the dare?

Depressed Jay: Yeah. And they roasted me like peanuts. 

Nya: Thank goodness. 

Happy Jay: SEE! The power of believing is AWESOME!

Me: PREACH!

Nya: Now can we put them back together?

Me: Nope! This next dare is from taekwonono and they want Kai to straight his hair-

Kai: *smirks* Into more spikes-

Me: -without hair gel. 

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Cole: Earth to Kai, are you OK?

Kai: N-no hAiR gEl...

Zane: Is it going to be a trend every episode for someone to break at this point?

Me: *Puts on some earmuffs* Prepare yourselves for the worst.

Happy Jay: The worst-

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Nya: My kids going to become deaf.

Me: *Snaps fingers and Kai's hair is flat and straight with no hair gel in* btw this is going to be like this for 3 chapters!

Kai: tHrEe!?!

Me: Kind of a short episode, but we finish the dares and all. Now please comment some of your own truth or dares and maybe you'll get picked for the next episode! I'm your host GraMaye and this is Ninjago TRUTH OR DARE2 !!!! SEE YOU NEXT TIME BYEEEE!!!!!!

Nya: Can we get some Chick-fil-A next please? 

*I just realize I didn't make Zane say Family Show... What did I do to him lol*