Me: Hello all of you fangirls and fanboys in the community!!! We're literally going on a writing spree today and we aren't stopping now! I'm your host GraMaye and this is Ninjago TRUTH OR DARE 2!!!!!

Kai: So this is a weekly thing again?

Me: For the most part, not making any promises, but I'm not going to wait every year for a new chapter in a book. 

Zane: Because if you do that then you'll be canceled?

Jay: Cancelled?

Me: I introduced him to Twitter and Cancel Culture. 

Nya: You introduced him to social media? This isn't going to end well.

Me: He wanted to know about it!!!

Zane: I found it quite interesting, although I don't understand the logic of 'fan cams' that pop up whenever someone is canceled. And then sometimes people get cancelled for no apparent reasoning behind it. 

Kai: He learned all of this by Twitter?

Me: Yes.

Lloyd: I WANT TO LEARN ABOUT TWITTER!!!

Cole: We are not letting him on Twitter!!!

Lloyd: I'll only look up stuff about us on Twitter and not the political stuff I promise!!! Please!!!! With a green cherry on top *Bottom lip trembles and had teary eyes*

Jay: *Stares into Lloyd's eyes* Those eyes... They are going to be the death of me. 

Me: I only let Zane in on it because he's responsible- Lloyd I still consider you to be below the age of 13!

Nya: Besides I don't trust you on Twitter, things get pretty bad on there.

Jay: Even about us?

Me: You wouldn't even believe, but lets not focus on things that are going to make us go mad and rant and do a request by MasterofChaos82 !!!

Cole: I'm terrified and I'm a ******* ghost.

Zane: LANGUAGE! I THOUGHT WE DICUSSED NO MORE CURSING YOUNG MAN!!! FAMILY SHOW!!!

Cole: *Mockingly* Family Show! Thanks for the reminder DAD!

Me: I swear this my favorite dare of all time, the ladies are going to love it!

Lloyd: What about the man?

Me: Them too, Nya this dare doesn't imply to you so you can watch the show. Boys you are going to be dancing the 'Single Ladies" dance by Beyoncé in front of your significant others!

Cole: I DON'T WANT TO DANCE IN FRON OF SELIEL, WE JUST STARTED DATING!!!

Kai: I mean I'd be fine dancing in front of Skylor-

Jay: Uh,,, I don't know that dance

Zane: #JayWalkerisoverparty for not knowing the dance to Beyoncé!

Lloyd: And GraMaye said that Zane was responsible-

Me: Let's welcome some guest for the time being, please welcome Skylor, Pixal, Seliel!!!

*The girls walk in and sit next to Nya*

Skylor;: Come on hot stuff show me your moves!

Kai: *blushes*

Lloyd: What about me? who am I going to dance for?

Me: Well I'm not inviting a stranger so I'll be your partner since I am a dancer and if you don't point those stinkin feet of yours I'll fix them myself!

Seliel: I'm going to enjoy this *Stares Cole in the eyes and he smiles cheekily*

Me: oh and I'm going to add one more things to it too, boys, your going to be dancing in heels *Snaps fingers and all the boys are wearing heels*

Jay: Woah! I did not approve of these!

Nya: Now this is going to be interesting!

Pixal: Good luck!  Break a leg!

Zane: I don't think that's what we are trying to attempt here-

Me: Lets get started!!!

https://youtu.be/4m1EFMoRFvY

Nya: Yes! Give me that strut Mr.Walker! 

Jay: I don't like that pun! *Tries to speed walk in the heels*

Zane: *Confused* How do I-I move my hips like that???

Lloyd: The hips don't lie!!!

Skylor: Kai, my tamale! Work it!

Kai: *Dancing his life away* I'm a dRaG qUeEn!!!

Zane: *Still doesn't know how to dance* I- I my processors c-can't compute to the madness?!?

Pixal: You're doing amazing sweetie!!! *Blows Zane a kiss from afar*

Lloyd: *Looks at GraMaye* Aren't you going to encourage me? 

Me: Sure, POINT YOUR FEET, STRAIGHTEN THAT LEG, SPOT ON YOUR PIVIOTS, AND USE SOME FACIALS MAN YOUR GIVING ME NOTHING HERE!!!

Lloyd: *Nervous* Yes ma'am...

Seliel: Work it sugar! Use that big *** of yours and use it!!!

Nya: Lets go Sparky!!!

Jay: *panting* Th-is is tiring!

*The dance is over and the guys fall to the ground with blisters all over their feet*

Lloyd: My feet hurt!!!

Me: Welcome to my world. 

Jay: Owwiiie, I got a bobo *Points at his blister*

Nya: You want me to kiss it better?

Jay: Pretty please with a cherry on top!

*Nya kisses Jay's bobo away*

Lloyd: *Looks  at GraMaye* U-Uh can you kiss my bobo too?

Me: You didn't point your feet.

Lloyd: Nvm.

Me: Anyway thank you lovely ladies for coming, hope you enjoyed your man dancing and the sodas. You may now chasse away!

*Pixal, Skylor, and Seliel leave*

Nya: That has to be the best things ever!

Me: Glad you enjoyed-

Cole: I want to chop off my own feet, and I can't even do that! Stupid ghost feet!

Me: This next dare is from Pokemon888G0

Jay: I LOVE POKEMON!!!

Me: Then that's perfect because this dare is for you!!!

Jay: YAAYYYY!!!!

Kai: *Whispers to Nya* I've never seen him this happy before.

Nya: I have.

Kai:Really when?

Nya: Our wedding night.

Me: They dare Jay to split in half, one Jay being all happy and giggliest and the other Jay is depressed and has nothing going on for him! *snaps fingers and Jay splits into two*

Depressed Jay: We're all going to die.

Happy Jay: Enjoy life man! Have some fun with it, it's pretty cool!

Nya: Oh my God. How am I going to explain this to Ed and Edna?!?

Lloyd: This is so cool, I call the depressed Jay!\

Depressed Jay: Your dibs is going to become shattered by my wife who looks pretty ticked by the fact she has to deal with us for the next five chapters-

Nya: 5 CHAPTERS!!! 

Cole: Oh this is going to be the best five chapters of my life!!! Lets do this all the time!!! 

Happy Jay: This is so fun I can't wait to do the rest of the request!!!

Kai: This is awful.

Nya: How am I going to explain to C.j that his dad is now two dads- This is going to cost so much therapy!

Depressed Jay: Therapy is just *sigh* life.

Me: And they get to perform a song for you!!! 

https://youtu.be/CAb_bCtKuXg

Kai: Personal opinion, I think Depressed Jay sings better than Happy Jay.

Depressed Jay: Opinions are just thoughts spoken out loud that hurt people's feelings.

Happy Jay: It's okay because opinions are always just critiques of the mind!

Zane: I like the song.

Me: Next dare is for Nya and this is from Willingqw

Nya: Please tell me its to get the double trouble back together to one Jay.

Me: NOPE! Congratulations, you three are having another babY!!!

Nya: *pales* A-another OnE!?!

Kai: I THOUGHT WE SAID NO MORE KIDS!!!

Cole: But here's the bigger question, which Jay's kid is it?

Happy Jay: YAY!!! C.j is going to be a big brother isn't this exciting!!! Maybe he'll get a sister like you and Kai! I can't wait to meet the bundle of joy.

Depressing Jay: It'll leave us forever when it turns 18 and will never call, text, or speak to us ever again until our funerals which they will most likely skip.

Nya: *Looks at Zane* I'm so sorry Zane.

Zane: *Confused* Sorry about wh-

Nya: KJEFOUERJSBOWEGBVUOAEWFJGOUWEFJOVBAEWIFLBHIESL ********** *** NOT ANOTHER ******* KID NOT AGAIN!!!! UEGFO9TOWIHOWIRHGQFORBHFAGR8BINPEDEWGRVOUFPUTSBUOZUJI ****nIT ***** IT **** IT!!!! AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHSHDIEFWVJGAHSHAFEHGVANPh)*svdaVD

Me: *Scared* Are you good?

Nya: Get me a knife.

Cole: *Scared* I think that's enough for today Waterlily, now lets take a deep breath and think happy thoughts.

Nya: I. Want. My. Knife. 

Depressing Jay: Knifes are a sign of weakness.

Nya: *Glares* I'll show you a sign of weakness you ******* son of a - *Tries to tackle him, but Kai holds her down to not harm herself or the baby*

Lloyd: Why is Zane not moving?

*Everyone looks at Zane and his eye is twitching*

Cole: Uh Oh.

Lloyd: Nya, I think you broke him.

Me: *Starts laughing* This is going to be good. 

Zane: *explodes* WHAT DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU PEOPLE EVERY SINGLE TIME!!! JESUS DIED ON THE CROSS TO SAVE US FROM OUR SINS AND ALL YOU ARE DOING IT DOING THE SINS!!! DRINK HOLY WATER ALL OF YOU! THAT MEANS YOU, YOU, AND ESPECIALLY YOU!!! THIS DARE OS FROM FlickerSky AND SHE WANTS YOU ALL TO DRINK SOME OF GODS HOLY WATER AND NOT CURSE FOR 5 CHAPTERS!!!! IF YOU BREAK THAT THEN YOU ARE GOING TO FACE YOUR BIGGEST FEAR THAT GOD WILL ACCEND YOU ON AND YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO EAT YOUR FAVORITE SNACK FOR A MONTH!!! THIS IS A FAMILY SHOW SO ACT LIKE IT!!!

Me: Did Zane just steal my job-?

Kai: And this is why you shouldn't have let him on Twitter. 

Me: I'll get the Holy Water *Snaps fingers and everyone has a glass of holy water*

Nya: Cheers *Chugs her holy water*

Happy Jay: I love life, that was a good life lesson, Zane. You give really good advice. 

Zane: I thinks you are my favorite teammate .

Me: Well this ws surely my favorite episode in the whole series and this is just going to get more interesting from here. I'm your host GraMaye and this is Ninjago TRUTH OR DARE 2!!!! BYEEEEE!!!!

Kai: Where are we going to go next?

Nya: Therapy.