Me: Well hello Ninjago fangirls and fanboys all around the world of this planet! Today we got a buttload of truth and dares for our lovable ninja today, now lets stop talking and start our show! I'm your host GraMaye and this is Ninjago TRUTH OR DARE!!!!

Lloyd: Why did we have to come back!

Kai: I wonder the same thing every single day of my life

Me: Hey at least people care about you-

Nya: I'm pretty sure a lot of people hate me

Jay: *gasp* No one could ever hate you! *Hugs her tightly* What makes you think that my cherry blossom?

Kai: Gross

Nya: Well first off I'm annoying, bratty, selfish. I listened to a machine that tell me who to love. I been mean to you since the breakup. Then everyone hated me because I hit Harumi with a car

Cole: I mean who wouldn't want to have a person to love like me?

Zane: I bet people forgave you thought (He's a sweetie)

Nya: Nope. Still mad about the car and the machine

Lloyd: I want my sissy coffee!

Me: Y'all are very impatient! Lloyd you already had enough candy, no sissy coffee!

Lloyd: Fine MOM

Me: I'll take that as a complement CHILD. Anyway we have a lot of truth and dares that were requested in today and the first one we are going to go to Nya!

Nya: What NO!!! I have a baby devil at home I need to feed!

Jay: i could feed him...

Cole: Suck up 

Me: This is a truth from MisterOrange2

Kai: Why am I nervous?

Nya: Hit me with it

Me: The truth was why do you say you hate dresses, but you've worn them in the past and future?

Jay: **** here comes the rampage

Nya: Lets get one thing straight, I meant it when I said I HATE dresses and I never worn one. Those so called dresses are called kimonos and they aren't considered dresses to begin with. They have a skirt like shirt that reaches to my knees and there's a slit where the only portions that go on longer are my front and back, my sides however are fully open which I'm wearing pants underneath that is clearly noticeable. And I've worn rompers, jumpers, and kimonos in my later years for womanhood because that's a tradition with my family once we turn to adulthood.

Lloyd: I hate this argument 

Cole: How many times have she explained this to us?

Zane: Over 283 times in the past month

Me: Goodness that's a lot

Nya: I think that's an exaggeration

Zane: Nindroids are never wrong

Me: Next Dare!

Kai: NO!

Me: YES!

Kai: NO!

Me: Here's sherikaypalm

Kai: NO MORE DARES!!!

Cole: Too late

Me: They dared Kai to dye his hair neon blue!

Kai: NO!

Jay: YES!

Lloyd: YES!

Kai: I don't wanna!

Me: To bad! *Snaps fingers and Kai's hair turns neon blue* See now wasn't that easy?

Nya: I think you look good in blue

Jay: Not as good as you do

Kai: I hate this **** show

Zane: FAMILY SHOW!

Lloyd: You've been saying that for months

Me: Next dare is to Cole!

Cole: DO I GET CAKE!!!!

Me: NOPE!

Cole: WHY THE **** NOT?!?

Me: BECASUE YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO EAT CAKE FOR 3 CHAPTERS!!!!

Cole: WHAT THE **** NOT?!? YOU AIN'T STEALING MY MOTHER ******* CAKE YOU MONSTER!!!

Me: MY SHOW MY RULES!!!! AND I TAKE BEING CALLED A MONSTER A COMPLIMENT!!!

Zane: Cole, don't use the f word! It offends God and Jesus!

Cole: So does having a kid before marriage and guess how C.j got here! *Points over to Jay and Nya*

Kai: Don't remind me!

Jay: Hey we're married now!

Lloyd: After you had your kid though!

Me: Next dare is for Lloyd!!!

Lloyd: **** nah!

Zane: FAMILY SHOW!

Me: You can't eat candy for 8 chapters!!!

Lloyd: NOT MY BABIES!!! 

Jay: I thought Kai was your baby?

Lloyd: Why would you do this to me!?!?

Me: It's my show!!!

Kai: Does it really though?

Nya: Kai be nice!

Me: Next dare is for Jay and Nya!

Kai: They aren't having any more kids!

Zane: Who said they were?

Me: They get to do the Chapstick challenge!

Kai: I DON'T APPROVE!

Jay: We're married!

Nya: We have a kid together

Lloyd: Easier way to say it they had MORE than just kisses

Zane: LLOYD!!!

Cole: I thought we raised you better?!?

Me: My goodness, y'all defiantly aren't Christians

Jay: Considering everyone here sinned already yeah we don't even know anymore

Me: That's why you have me! Anyway here's the first chapstick *Hands Jay a blueberry chapstick and rubs it on his lips giving Nya a peck on the lips as she taste it*

Nya: It's a type of berry I just can't get what type

Jay: Really, I thought it was pudding flavored

Lloyd: You guys are awful at this

Kai: You can't say much either 

Lloyd: I've kissed people!

Cole: Yeah, ME!

Lloyd: I'm sorry how many times do I have to say I'm sorry for the breakup you just aren't my type!

Me: Y'all get off topic real quick don't you?

Zane: That's what I have to live with

Nya: I KNOW THE FLAVOR NOW!!!

Jay: WAIT WHAT??? I THOUGHT IT WAS PUDDING?!?

Nya: IT'S BLUEBERRY!!!!

Me: YYYYAAAASSSS!!!

Zane: You get excited about this? 

Me: Well the next dare is for you Icy boy, and then you really WILL get excited *Whispers the dare in Zane's ear. He smiles*

Zane: Oh now that's a dare I'm all in for 

Me: That means special guest!

Lloyd: NO!

Nya: BETTER NOT BE THAT LITTLE *****!!!

Me: Do you always assume it's her?

Lloyd: Yes. Yes we do

Zane: You're wrong either way

Me: Please welcome one of my favorite guest *Snaps fingers and guest appears* Pixal!

Pixal: Glad to be back. It's been a while

Nya: Finally a person I actually like!

Jay: but i thought you loved me...

Nya: Oh babe I don't like you, I love you

Kai: I hate people that say that saying 

Cole: I don't mind it

Me: Zane, didn't you want to tell Pixal something very important???

Zane: *Smiles* I do. Pixal when I first laid my eyes on you it was like butterflies were in my stomach except emotionally not in reality. People thought droids like us couldn't fall in love, but someone changed that phrase. WE changed that phrased. Even when you lost your physical form and were only in my database I knew that I loved you no matter what. When we found out you were Samurai X 2.0 I was so proud of you. You made me believe the impossible is possible and I just couldn't imagine a life without you. I just knew from the start that we were compatible and that's why I would like to propose to you *Goes down on one knee with a ring in his hand in front of Pixal* Pixal would you make me the happiest man alive and marry me?

Cole: *Mouth drops and whispers* He did this before me?!?

Pixal: Yes, Zane. Yes, yes, yes! I will marry you!*Jumps onto Zane with a big hug and gives him lot and lots of kisses*

Kai: Welcome to the engaged club!

Jay: I retired from that club, I'm married

Lloyd: We know it's not like you said it over a million times already 

Me: Say your goodbyes so we can move on the next request plz

Pixal: Goodbye Zane, I love you

Zane: I love you too Pixal, take care of our evil corgi

Pixal: Will do *Disappears*

Nya: That was so cute!

Me: This is the final dare for the dare and it's from the one and only LibbyGalaxyRose

Kai: I LOVE HER!!!

Me: And guess what?

Kai: *Wide eye* What?

Me: The dare is for you!

Kai: Yes!

Jay: NO!

Lloyd: Come on! 

Me: She dared you to tell Nya an embarrassing thing about Jay! She also wanted to say sorry Jay for the dare

Kai: YES!!!

Jay: NOOOOO!!!

Kai: This will be a piece of cake! I would tell you how big his you know what is, but you got pregnant so you already know that fact-

Nya: Kai. How do you know Jay's size?

Kai: Zane told me

Jay: ZANE!!! I THOUGHT YOU NEVER LOOK DOWN THERE!!!

Zane: Sometimes it just glances down there!

Kai: I do know something that Jay doesn't even know...

Jay: Wait what?

Kai: Every time whenever he kisses his pillow at night he starts to get an er-

Jay: OH **** NAW!!! YOU ******* DIDN'T YOU SON OF A *****!!!

Nya: So that's what I keep kicking at night

Cole: *Cover's Lloyd's ears* This is awful. Sorry you have to witness this kid

Zane: Oh I knew that one too

Me: Well that's all the truth and dares we have for today. Make sure to put in more truth or dares to be featured in the next episode. I'm your host GraMaye and this is Ninjago TRUTH OR DARE!!!!

Jay: i wanna go home!