Kill them with Kindness and Fairytail!

So these next dares are from Selenathesclass! They're for Zane and everyone! 

Skylor: Now it's my turn to ask truth or dare! *runs off* 

Kai: Anybody else have a bad feeling about this? 

Jay: Nope! 

*ELSEWHERE* 

Skylor: *on the phone* Selenathesclass?

Selena: *on phone* That's me! Who is this? 

Skylor: *on phone* It's Skylor. I heard about the dares you had. 

*LATER*

Cole: *on phone* Hey Kai! You're a YouTube hit!

Kai: I'm a what?!

Cole: *shows Kai the phone* You singing Barbie girl has gotten a million views!

Kai: What!? Give me that! *goes to take phone* 

Cole: No way! *moves phone away* 

Skylor: *walks out* What did I miss? 

Lloyd: Kai's trying to get Cole's phone because he's apparently a hit on YouTube...

Skylor: Okay? 

Nya: So you have the dare ready? 

Zane: Or truth? 

Skylor: Almost. 

Selena: *climbs onto bounty* Hey guys!

Everyone: SELENA! 

Ronin: So you have a truth or dare? 

Selena: Yep!

Skylor: Zane! Truth or Dare! 

Zane: I'll do a dare. 

Selena: :D Okay, so I dare you to sing Kill them with Kindness by Selena Gomez while fighting the anacondrai. 

Zane: Alright, I'll need time to memorize the lyrics.

Skylor: Got it. 

Ronin: Question. Where are we going to find Anacondrai? 

Jay: Leave that to me! 

Cole: What if we don't want to leave it with you? 

Jay: TOO BAD! 

*Later: At the Corridor of Elders* 

Zane: I have the lyrics memorized, but where is Jay with the Anacondrai?

Kai: No idea. But I am going to film this...*takes phone out* 

Selena: Wait, I think I see him! 

Jay: *with a whole army of Anacondrai behind him* *jazz hands* TADA!!! 

Cole: Where did you find them at? 

Jay: If I told you,  I'd have to kill you! 

Ronin: *pointing* That's ominous! 

Nya: I'm surprised you know what the word means...

Ronin: Ouch. I'm hurt.

Lloyd: Anywho, Getting on with the dare... 

https://youtu.be/uRtGs0ls9AA

The world can be a nasty place 

You know it, I know it, Yeah

We don't have to fall from grace 

Put down the weapons you fight with 

Kill 'em with kindness

Kill 'em with kindness

Kill 'em, kill 'em, kill 'em with kindness
Kill 'em with kindness
Kill 'em with kindness
Go ahead, go ahead, go ahead now

We're running out of time
Chasing our lies
Everyday a small piece of you dies
Always somebody
You're willing to fight, to be right

Your lies are bullets
Your mouth's a gun
And no war and anger
Was ever won
Put out the fire before igniting
Next time you're fighting

Kill 'em with kindness
Kill 'em with kindness
Kill 'em, kill 'em, kill 'em with kindness
Kill 'em with kindness
Kill 'em with kindness
Go ahead, go ahead, go ahead now

Go ahead, go ahead now
Go ahead, go ahead now

Your lies are bullets
Your mouth's a gun
No war and anger
Was ever won
Put out the fire before igniting
Next time you're fighting

Kill 'em with kindness
Kill 'em with kindness
Kill 'em, kill 'em, kill 'em with kindness
Kill 'em with kindness
Kill 'em with kindness
Go ahead, go ahead, go ahead now

Go ahead, go ahead now
Go ahead, go ahead now
Go ahead, go ahead now

Zane: *begins fighting the anacondrai* The world can be a nasty place. You know it, I know it, Yeah...We don't have to fall from grace. Put down the weapons you fight with...

The Anacondrai: *look around confused* *slowly start setting swords down* 

Zane: *freezes an anacondrai* Kill 'em with kindness...

The Anacondrai: *bring swords back up and continue fighting* 

Cole: Dang, I really thought they were going to set the weapons down. 

Ronin: How funny would that be? Just like the put their weapons down and then they start thanking each other! (ShayaStevens I hope you understand this reference) 

Selena: That would be the most peaceful battle ever. 

Skylor: You've never played chess before have you? 

*Later*

Zane: *still fighting the anacondrai* Your lies are bullets, Your mouth's a gun, No war and anger, Was ever won, Put out the fire before igniting, Next time you're fighting. 

Lloyd: Rhyming. 

*EVEN LATER: all the anacondrai are lying on the ground unconscious* 

Zane: *smiling* Go ahead, go ahead now. Go ahead, go ahead now. Go ahead, go ahead now. 

Everyone: *claps* 

Zane: *Does a small bow* I've done the dare. It's my turn to ask. Selena do you have another dare? 

Selena: As a matter of fact, I do. *tells Zane the dare* 

Zane: Truth or Dare? 

Cole: To everyone? 

Zane: Yes. 

Cole: Truth

Kai: Dare

Lloyd: Dare

Jay: Truth

Nya: Truth

Skylor: Dare!!!

Ronin: hmmm.....I think...I'll do DARE!

Zane: I dare everyone to watch an entire season of Fairytail non-stop. 

Kai: *closes phone* I'm okay with this. 

Ronin: *raises hands in the air* MORE FIGHT SCENES! 

*Later: In the living room* 

Skylor: How many bowls of popcorn did you make? 

Ronin: *Giant bowl sitting in front of him* I used every single bag of popcorn in the box. 

Skylor: You know that was the entire box of popcorn for the month right? 

Ronin: Two words: Movie Theaters. 

*EVEN LATER* 

Jay: Do you know how cool it would be to have one of those keys? 

Lloyd: How cool? 

Jay: Pretty cool. Like if you were ever bored or something you could summon a constellation and talk to them. 

Lloyd: Oh, I was going to say you could summon them and then challenge them to a battle...

Cole: Do you know how fast Aquarius would kill you? She could summon an ocean and you'd drown!

Lloyd: YOU CAN'T DROWN DETERMINATION!!! 

Everyone: SHHHHH

*Little Later* 

Ronin: Oh that was cool...

Kai: Do you know how cool it would be to be able to do that? 

Ronin: Really cool...

*LATER THAT NIGHT: Last episode ends* 

Nya: Done! We did it! I'm going to bed! *leaves* 

Skylor: *munching on leftover popcorn* Huh.48 episodes in one night. Nice. 

Ronin & Kai: Do you have the second season?! 

Selena: No, Not on me. 

Ronin & Kai: Awww....

Cole: And those two are addicted to the show. 

Lloyd: Well, thanks for the dares Selena! 

Selena: No problem!

Thanks to Selenathesclass for the dares. Up next is Waddles20! Also, before I go, I'm debating closing the dares because I have so many I have to do. At the beginning of the next chapter, I'll give you a list of how many dares I have to go through. Nothing is final yet so... Alright, see you in the next chapter! 


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