Jay: let's pretend that didn't happen

Kai: what happened?

Lloyd: nothing.

Jay: why are we talking about it then?

Kai: about what?

Lloyd: nothing.

Kai: but what is the nothing that we are talking about?

Jay: I Don't know.

Kai: why are we having a chat about a nothing that never happened!

Lloyd: I don't know.

Jay: we are talking about nothing, and will carry on talking about nothing.

Kai: nothing

Lloyd: nothing

Jay: but what is the nothing of which you speak?

Kai: does it matter?

Lloyd: no, it doesn't!

Jay: yes! I need to know what the nothing is!

Kai: IT'S NOTHING!

Jay: but what is the nothing?

Kai: THE NOTHING IS NOTHING! IT IS NOT THERE, IT NEVER HAS BEEN THERE AND NEVER WILL BE THERE!!

Lloyd: I agree.

Jay: but it is there, otherwise what are we talking about?

Kai has left the chat

Lloyd: Jay. We are talking about the lack of something, called nothing.

Jay: but it is something, otherwise why would we be talking about it?

Lloyd has left the chat

Jay: ha ha!

Zane:..........

Nya: what has been happening?

Jay: nothing has been happening.

Nya: but what is the nothing?

Jay: that is the question!

Nya: we need to know!

Zane: nothing isn't anything?

Jay: what are we talking about then?

Zane: we are talking about the word nothing, which is actually something.

Jay:😶

Nya, Jay, Cole and Zane have left the chat

The boss: what has been happening?

The boss: did that say Cole?

The boss has left the chat