The Basically Brothers Chat

Kai: Jay

Kai: Jayyyyyy

Jay: What Kai

Kai: I have an idea

Jay: That usually is not good

Kai: Trust me, it is

Jay: Okayyyy?

Kai: Okay

Kai: So the plan is

Kai: Who can annoy Nya more.

Jay: ...

Jay: Do you have a death wish?

Kai: Actually...

Kai: I don't want to die yet

Kai: I still have this year's worth of hairgel

Jay: ...

Jay: We really need to limit your spending

Jay: It's not healthy to spend £3500 a year on hairgel

Kai: Wha

Kai: I need it for purposes.

Kai: Anyway, if not Nya, who then?

Kai: Lloyd?

Jay: Again, do you have a death wish

Jay: Nya very protective over our son

Jay: I don't think she will take too kindly to you annoying Lloyd.

Kai: Fair, what about Zane?

Jay: 🤨

Jay: You remember he has no ability to get angry

Kai: PIXAL?

Jay: Same as Zane

Kai: Cole?

Jay: Yeah Cole should work

Kai: Neat. Both do in a group chat with him

Jay: Okays

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The three Stooges

Kai: Cole

Jay: Cole

Kai: Cole

Jay: Cole

Kai: Coleee

Jay: Coleeeeeeee

Kai: COLEE

Jay: COLEEEEEE

Cole: What!

Cole: guys?

Jay: 🦘🦘

Cole: Okay?

Kai: 🥔🥔

Cole: What?

Kai: I threw your pillows out the window

Jay: I set fire to your room

Kai: I burned your favourite shirt

Jay: I beat your high score

Kai: I ruined another one of your chilies

Jay: I ate all your cake.

Cole: I-

Cole: What-

Cole: You ate my cake Jay???

Jay: Yes

Cole: I-

Cole: YOU ARE SO FUCKING DEAD WALKER 😡😡😡😡😡

Kai: Looks like you win

Cole: NOWHERE ON THIS EARTH CAN PROTECT YOU NOW.

Jay: Fuck this I gone.. 😬😬

Jay: Byeeeee 👋

Jay has left the chat

Cole: Oh no you don't!

Cole has left the chat

Kai: Welp

Kai: Rip Jay

Kai has left the chat