( I copied the first half from the other one) " NINJA-GO, Ninja come on come on come on and do the weekend whip."The Pokemon, Mia and Blackie sang. Mia was bent over, holding Pikachu's paw and Squirtles paw, and Charmander and Bulbasaur held those paws. Blackie was on Mia's head, singing off key.

But no one cared

" Okay, time for nap!" Mia exclaimed, and everyone ran off to get into their PJ's.

Except Bulbasaur.

He stared at Mia.

" What?" She asked when she noticed.

Bulbasaur didn't reply.

" Come on, Bulba! It'll be fun!*

" Bulba."

You're fun and my fun are different

Mia sighed. " You might have told me once or ten other times."

Mia raised an eyebrow at Bulbasaur, who was still standing in the middle of the room, looking completely unamused. She placed her hands on her hips and let out an exaggerated sigh.

"Okay, fine," she muttered, "I get it. Your idea of fun is probably... what? Rolling around in dirt or battling other Pokémon? Not running around singing the *Weekend Whip*?"

"Bulba," Bulbasaur nodded solemnly, confirming her suspicion.

Mia shook her head, trying not to laugh. "You might have told me once or ten other times that our fun is different, but come on, you could at least try! PJ's are comfy! You might like them!"

Bulbasaur raised a skeptical brow but remained rooted in place.

Blackie, still perched on Mia's head, gave an exaggerated yawn and stretched his paws, clearly unbothered by Bulbasaur's stubbornness. "I'm with Bulba on this one," Blackie said, sounding tired. "Fun is subjective. Now, are we napping or what?"

"Fine, fine, we'll all get ready for bed," Mia agreed, throwing her hands up in surrender.

Pikachu and Squirtle had already bolted off, excitedly rummaging through their small collection of PJ's, and Charmander was trying to figure out how to wear his without burning them. Mia noticed the little fire lizard struggling and giggled. "Charmander, let me help you before we burn the whole room down."

Charmander grinned sheepishly as Mia helped him slip into his flame-proof pajamas. Once he was set, she looked back at Bulbasaur, who still hadn't moved.

"Okay, Bulbasaur," Mia said, getting down to his level, "I get that you're not into all this naptime stuff. But how about this: You can stay up a bit longer and do... whatever Bulbasaurs like to do. Deal?"

"Bulba," he responded, finally looking a bit more pleased with the compromise.

Mia smiled, rubbing the top of Bulbasaur's head before getting herself into her own PJ's. She glanced around the room to see Pikachu and Squirtle already snug in their little beds, and Charmander was curled up by the fire, his tail glowing faintly.

Blackie jumped off Mia's head and onto her bed, curling up in a ball at the foot of it. "Finally," Blackie muttered. "Nap time."

Mia giggled, hopping into her own bed, surrounded by her happy Pokémon. Even Bulbasaur, though still awake, found a comfortable spot on the floor, content with the peace of the room.

As Mia watched her animals, she smiled. "Goodnight, everyone."

A chorus of content Pokémon sounds filled the air as they all drifted off to sleep. Even Bulbasaur, who pretended he wasn't tired, finally dozed off.

Mia kissed them all softly on the head and pulled the blanket higher.

Then she tiptoed out.

To bump into Jay.

He was wearing a suit and tie, and his hair was combed back. " Why aren't you dressed?"

Mia met his gaze steadily. " I'm got going."

" Why?"

" Because I have more important things at home."

Jay sighed. " Look, I know you're afraid of getting drowned or burned, but that's not going to happen!"

Mia nodded uncertainly. " Uh huh."

Jay stared at her. " Kai?" He called. " I need help."

Kai came over and took one look at Jay. " Uh.... what's with the fancy getup?"

" I want to make a good first impression."

" Uh huh. And what's with Mia? Why is she still in her nightgown?"

Jay groaned. " She doesn't want to go to your parents house because she thinks they're gonna either burn us or drown us."

" Because they were elemental maaaaaasters!" Mia called from a safe distance.

Kai couldn't help but chuckle as he glanced over at Mia, who was peeking around the corner with wide, cautious eyes. "Mia, they're retired. I promise, they're not going to use their powers on you. My parents are super chill."

Mia stayed quiet for a moment, then muttered, "But they're still elemental masters, Kai! You and Nya can control fire and water... What if they get upset or something?"

Jay sighed, adjusting his tie nervously. "Mia, you're being ridiculous. Maya and Ray are really nice. They won't turn into supervillains over dinner."

Kai nodded in agreement. "Exactly. You've met them before, Mia. Remember? They adored you. And trust me, if anyone's setting anything on fire, it's probably going to be me accidentally."

Mia raised an eyebrow, stepping a little closer. "What about Nya? She's always so calm... and then suddenly WHOOSH—big wave. I've seen it happen."

Kai shook his head, amused. "Mia, Nya only does that when we're in battle or in training. She's not going to do it at dinner. Relax. Besides, if it makes you feel better, I'll keep an eye on my parents. I'll make sure they don't 'whoosh' or 'flame up' while you're around."

Mia huffed, crossing her arms, still uncertain. "I just... I don't know. I like it here with my Pokémon and Blackie. I feel safe."

Blackie, from his spot on the couch, raised his head lazily and gave a meow of approval. "See? Even Blackie agrees!" Mia added triumphantly.

Kai and Jay exchanged looks, clearly trying not to laugh. "Mia," Jay said, trying a different approach, "you don't have to stay the whole time. We'll go for a bit, have some food, and if you don't feel comfortable, we'll come right back. Deal?"

Mia scrunched her nose, contemplating the idea. She glanced over at her Pokémon, all cozy and asleep. Finally, she sighed. "Fine. But if I see even one spark or a drop of water heading my way, I'm out of there faster than you can say 'ninja-go.'"

Kai grinned. "Deal. I'll protect you from any sparks or splashes, I promise."

"Good," Mia said, now standing fully in front of them. "Because if I get burned or soaked, you're both getting the worst birthday presents ever."

Jay chuckled as he ran a hand through his hair. "Noted. Now, go get dressed. We'll leave in ten minutes."

Mia sighed dramatically and trudged off toward her room. "Alright, but I'm bringing a water gun... just in case."

Kai and Jay exchanged amused glances as she disappeared around the corner.

"Water gun, huh?" Kai said, smirking.

"Better than bringing a fire extinguisher," Jay replied with a grin. "Though, with your family, that might actually come in handy."

" Good afternoon! All of you." Maya greeted as she hugged her big boy and little girl

" Hi mommy!" Kai said as he hugged her.

Nya rolled her eyes but smiled. " Hi, mom."

Maya smiled. " And hello, Jay! Sorry we didn't host dinner any sooner."

Ray came out as well. " Hello kids." He said, waving.

Jay bowed slightly and tugged his bow. Maya noticed.

" It's okay, Jay. We don't bite."

Then she quickly added, " unless you ask really nicely."

Then she looked around. " Uh, aren't there four of you?"

Jay sighed and pointed to a tree ten feet away. " She's there."

Mia waddles out of her hiding place. She was wearing a scuba outfit which was flameproof, a scuba mask, tank, flippers, a hat, and a bunch of other stuff.

" Uh... Is she okay?" Ray asked.

Kai and Nya exchanged glances, clearly holding back laughter as Mia cautiously waddled closer in her overly prepared scuba gear. Jay rubbed his temples, a mixture of embarrassment and amusement crossing his face.

"Yeah, she's fine," Jay sighed. "Just... really cautious."

Maya raised an eyebrow, her eyes twinkling with humor. "Cautious? About what?"

Mia finally reached them and stood awkwardly, her flippers smacking the ground loudly with every step. "About you guys," she mumbled, voice slightly muffled through the scuba mask. "You're elemental masters. You control fire and water. I've seen what you two can do, and I'm not taking any chances."

Ray chuckled, shaking his head. "Mia, sweetheart, we're not going to use our powers here. You're completely safe."

Maya grinned and leaned in slightly. "And if we did, you'd be the last person we'd use them on. You're too cute to set on fire."

Mia narrowed her eyes behind the scuba mask. "Cute or not, I'm ready for anything."

Kai couldn't hold it in any longer and burst out laughing. "Mia, you look like you're about to go deep-sea diving, not eat dinner with my parents!"

Nya shook her head, smiling. "You didn't have to go full scuba mode, Mia. My mom and dad are chill. They won't hurt you."

Mia frowned, crossing her arms (or at least attempting to with the bulky gear in the way). "Better safe than sorry."

Maya gave a soft chuckle, walking over to Mia. "Sweetheart, I promise you're safe. No one's going to harm you or anyone else tonight. Why don't you take off that gear and join us for a nice, calm dinner?"

Mia hesitated, looking at Maya and then at Ray. She took a deep breath before slowly reaching up and removing the scuba mask. "Okay... but if I see one spark, I'm out of here."

Ray smiled warmly. "No sparks, no flames, no tidal waves. Just dinner, kiddo."

Mia finally relaxed a bit, tugging off the flippers with some difficulty. "Okay... but I'm keeping the tank. Just in case."

Jay smirked, patting Mia's shoulder. "You do that."

As they all headed inside, Maya couldn't help but laugh softly. "This is going to be an interesting dinner, huh?"

Ray nodded, still smiling. "Definitely one for the books."

Maya watched Jay and Mia eat.

They took very little.

Mia cleared her throat. " Ma'am, this dinner is exceptional. I find it quite appetizing."

Jay raised a brow. " Mia, what did you just say?"

Mia shot him a look. " I'm using sophisticated language, Jay." She whispered.

Mia, now holding her fork delicately, leaned forward with a serious expression, as if she were about to deliver a grand lecture. "Now, on to more pressing matters," she began, her tone so formal it nearly made Jay choke on his water. "The current state of the global economy has become quite volatile, wouldn't you agree?"

Everyone paused, staring at her as she spoke with the kind of passion usually reserved for high-level economists.

"I mean," Mia continued, her eyes shining with interest as she jabbed her fork towards the mashed potatoes on her plate, "just look at inflation rates! The market has been steadily fluctuating over the last few years, and it's concerning. For instance, I've been tracking the stock market recently, and consumer confidence is at an all-time low. People are pulling out of stocks, especially tech stocks, due to fears of an impending recession. I, for one, find this rather troubling." ( got this from my dad)

Jay's eyes widened, and he exchanged a confused glance with Nya. "Mia... do you even know what you're talking about?"

Mia ignored Jay, her eyes fixed on Maya and Ray. "Let me break it down for you. The GDP growth rate has slowed significantly in many developed countries. And what's causing this? Global supply chain disruptions. Of course, we can't forget about interest rates. Central banks are hiking rates to combat inflation, which means borrowing becomes more expensive. People are less likely to spend money, and that trickles down into every sector." ( dad)

Ray raised an eyebrow, clearly trying to follow her argument. "Mia, I didn't know you were into economics."

Mia nodded solemnly. "I have a lot of free time, you know. I study these things. I even learned about stocks last year. Not to brag or anything, but I'm in a pretty good position, economically speaking."

Maya chuckled softly, leaning in with curiosity. "Are you telling me that you've been investing in the stock market, Mia?"

"Not exactly," Mia replied, tapping her fork against her plate thoughtfully. "I'm just...observing. The fluctuations are fascinating, though. Did you know that oil prices have surged recently? OPEC's decision to limit production is shaking up the entire market. And with the ongoing tensions in the Middle East, it's only going to get worse." She paused, taking a breath before continuing, "This has a ripple effect on food prices and transportation costs. The cost of living is skyrocketing, especially in urban areas." ( daaad)

Nya, who had been sipping her drink, nearly spat it out. "Hold up, Mia. How do you know all of this?"

Mia flashed her a knowing smile. "I may be eight, but I have a sharp mind, Nya. I can read and learn like anyone else. I've even picked up on cryptocurrency trends. Bitcoin is volatile, yes, but some of the altcoins are gaining traction. There's potential there. I think blockchain is the future."

Jay rubbed his temples in disbelief. "Are we seriously discussing cryptocurrency at dinner right now? You're eight, Mia!"

Mia shot him a playful look. "That's what you think. But the future is all about innovation. Blockchain technology, decentralized finance—those are the trends I'm following closely." She took a moment to adjust her scuba suit, clearly at ease in her own element. "I also have an eye on renewable energy stocks. The push for clean energy is gaining momentum, and companies focusing on wind and solar are likely to thrive in the coming decades." ( guess who)

Ray and Maya exchanged a surprised glance, both taken aback by the sheer depth of Mia's knowledge. "You really have been studying this, huh?" Maya said, her voice filled with wonder. "I'm impressed."

Mia shrugged, a bit embarrassed but proud nonetheless. "I read a lot. But honestly, it's all about diversifying your investments. The economy is unpredictable, so it's important to make informed decisions. And don't get me started on the housing market. The real estate bubble is about to burst. People are overpaying for homes, and it's a ticking time bomb. It's going to collapse, and it's going to hurt a lot of people." ( .....)

Maya laughed softly, shaking her head. "Mia, I'm not sure I've ever had a dinner conversation like this before, but I'll admit, you know your stuff."

Mia smirked, feeling quite pleased with herself. "I told you. I'm well-informed. Don't underestimate the power of a good study session."

Jay was still blinking in shock, his mouth agape. "Mia... you're talking about financial markets, real estate, and cryptocurrency like you're preparing to run a hedge fund. What's next? Are you going to start teaching us about taxes?"

Mia paused, her expression turning serious again. "Well, actually... I've been reading up on tax policies too. It's important to understand how taxes impact both the economy and personal wealth. A lot of people don't realize how much their income tax can eat into their savings." ( welp)

At this point, Nya was trying hard not to laugh. "You're a mini financial guru, Mia."

Mia gave her a proud nod. "Thank you. Maybe one day, I'll even manage my own investment portfolio. But for now, I think it's enough to discuss the economic implications of global trade wars and monetary policies."

Ray leaned back in his chair, clearly amused. "Well, Mia, I can say for sure that dinner has never been this educational. But I think we can all agree, the economy's complicated enough without a scuba suit."

Mia smiled, feeling quite pleased with herself as she finished her plate. "True. But if you want to get ahead, you've got to stay informed. Never stop learning."