Me: *sneaks behind Morro* 

Morro: *doesn't notice anything*

Me: *jumps up while screaming* MORNIN' BISHE!

Morro: *shrieks like a little girl* AAAAAHHHHHHH WHAT THE HECK?! 

Me: *laughing super hard, choking on my own saliva*

Morro: GURL IF YOU WEREN'T A YANDERE I HAD KILLED YOU ALREADY!!!

Me: *summons knife* what did you say?

Morro: *gulp*