Leo: if one teacher can't teach all subjects. Why is one child expected to study all subjects?

Rosie: *hitting him with a bat softly*

Leo: Are oranges named oranges cause oranges are orange, or is orange named orange, cause oranges are orange?

Rosie: did you seriously just say orange 8x in one sentence and it actually makes sense?

Leo: Bro, what's to the car when you press the brake and the accelerator at the same time, does it take a screen shot?

Rosie: *Rosie.ex has stopped working*

Leo: dude, the youngest picture of you is also the oldest picture of you

Rosie: You know what would be perfect for you Leo? A snickers cause....well you know why....

Leo: If we have watermelon, shouldn't we also have fire melon, earth melon, and air melon, the Elemelons!