Okay, uh.

3K READS???

WTF THANK SO MUCH!

And then 100ish votes?!? 

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Okay, thanks, and here are some incorrect quotes.

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Skylor: You think you're smarter than everyone else.

Morro: I don't think I'm smarter than everyone else. I know I am

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If Nya died in Season 6

Kai: I find it very unseemly of Jay to start dating again. Isn't the customary period of mourning 10 years?

Seliel: Die. Let's find out.

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Kaylee: I'm a firm believer in "if you're going to fail, you might as well fail spectacularly."

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Nya: Question. When they shot Bambi's mother, did you find that a sad moment...at all?

Skylor: I'm sure she's mounted on a nice wall in a fine home somewhere.

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Kai: I feel like I have died and gone to heaven.

Lloyd: I have that dream, too, but you go in the other direction.

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Seliel: I personally don't think it's possible to come up with a crazier plan.

Kaylee: We could attack them with hummus.

Morro: I stand corrected.

Kaylee: Just keeping things in perspective.

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Nya: *Answers phone.* Hello?

Kai: It's Kai.

Nya: What did he do this time?

Kai: No, it's me, Kai. It's actually me.

Nya: What did you do this time?

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Kaylee: How do tall people people possibly sleep at night when the blanket can't possibly cover you?

Lloyd: Kaylee, it's four o'clock in the morning.

Kaylee: So, you can't sleep, huh? Is it because of the blanket?

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Cole: Damn, Zane, are you secretly cool?

Zane: Well, poker is just math, so I guess it depends on if you consider the mathematician, Carl Friedrich Gauss, cool.

Cole: I do not.

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Kaylee: Are you trying to seduce me?

Lloyd: Why, are you seducible?

Kaylee: Get out. *Pushes Lloyd out of her room*

Lloyd: T-T

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Kai: We both look very handsome tonight.

Jay: You know, if you'd just said that I looked handsome, I would have said, "So do you."

Kai: I couldn't take that chance

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Season 2, Light House/Dr. Julien Episode

Kaylee: Who the fuck--

Zane: Language!

Kaylee: Whom the fuck--

Zane: No.

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Lloyd: Name a way to be nice to others.

Morro: Don't kill them.

Lloyd: Setting the bar a little low, but I'll allow it.

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In which they have roomates

Kai: Last night I found out Zane is a sleep talker.

Pixal: Oh, really?

Kai: "The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell." Right. In. My. Ear. At 3am.

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Skylor: What are we doing?

Morro: Wasting our lives.

Skylor: I meant for lunch

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Nya: Kai, where have you been? You left your cell phone in your desk and I assumed you were dead.

Kai: Uh, I would clearly be buried with my phone.

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Uh-oh (Season 3)

Jay: There's nothing that can dent our impenetrable bond.

Cole: I have a secret girlfriend. Which is coincidentally also called Nya, and coincidentally also looks like her a lot.

Jay: You're dead to me.

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Jay: Did you notice how hot your sister has gotten?

Kai: *Glares.*

Jay: Because I have not!

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Kaylee: How do people not swear??? Like where does their anger go?? How do they show their enthusiasm??? What if they stub their toe??? Like saying golly gosh isn't really going to cut it Barbara.

Barbara: 0-0 

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Morro: What's your biggest fear.

Skylor: Being forgotten.

Morro: Damn that's deep.

Morro: Mine is the Kool-Aid man but I feel kinda stupid about it now.

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Seliel: Is 4 a lot?

Kaylee: Depends on the context. Berries? No. Murders? Yes

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Kai, obviously drunk: Pixal, I typed up your symptoms into the thing up here, and it says you may have network connectivity problems.

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Skylor: I'm sorry for all the stuff I said.

Jay: And for punching me in the face?

Skylor: No, you definitely deserved that

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Newly repaired Bounty, more furniture

Kaylee: We're going mattress shopping.

Lloyd: You know, once we get it, we'll have to break it in. *winks*

Kaylee: Oh, I hear what you're saying. Mattress trampoline.

Lloyd, and the rest of the team and company:

Kaylee: Wait, no. You were talking about-

Zane: *Covers her mouth* We don't need to do that... GARMADON!

Lloyd: *Shrinks behind Kai*

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Zane: [Pointing at the broken coffee machine.] So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.

Pixal: ...I did. I broke it. (Taking one for the team Pixal, great for you)

Zane: No. No you didn't. Lloyd?

Lloyd: Don't look at me. Look at Kai.

Kai: What?! I didn't break it.

Kaylee: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?

Seliel: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.

Kaylee: Suspicious.

Skylor: No it's not!

Jay: If it matters, probably not, but Morro was the last one near it.

Morro: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

Nya: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Morro: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Nya!

Pixal: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Zane.

Zane: No! Who broke it!?

Skylor: Zane... Cole's been awfully quiet.

Cole: REALLY?!

[Everyone starts arguing.]

Zane: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.