more incorrect quotes

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Kai: I can't take this anymore! Someone take me out!

Skylor: In the romantic way or assassination way?

Kai: I don't know, surprise me!

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Morro: The best part of an Oreo cookie, is the black cookie part, not the frosting. Deal with it. 

Sensei Wu: Darkness without light is an abyss

Light without darkness is blinding

You cannot have a coin with one side.

Lloyd: Yo Socrates, it's a fucking cookie. 

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Seliel: Based on genital structure men should really be the ones wearing skirts, and women wear pants. 

Kaylee: The Scots were right all along.

Seliel: The Scots did it to hide more knives on their bodies.

Kaylee: The Scots were right all along.

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Morro: Are you awake?

Harper: *Flips over* Bitch, the fuck you want?

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Kaylee: I'm home!

Lloyd: Hey love! You want lunch, or do you want me?

Kaylee: I'll have lunch, thanks Lloydie! 

Lloyd: *mutters angrily*

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Pixal: *tries to get out of bed*

Zane: *hugs Pixal so she won't get out of the bed*

Pixal: You know that we need to get out of here to start the day right?

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Nya: *Sitting on Jay's lap* Pay attention to me

Jay: We just made out, like 2 seconds ago. 

Nya: I don't see your point.

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Lloyd: *Sleeping on the couch.*

Kaylee: *Bursts in front door* LLOYDIE! I CAUGHT A BIRD

Lloyd: *sleepily* that's nice Princess.

Kaylee: You wanna see it?

Lloyd: Wait, what! PUT IT BACK!

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Cole: Sel, do you love me?

Seliel: Yes

Cole: *pouts* You sure?

Seliel: Would I put up with all of your bullshit if I didn't?

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Harper: And this is Morro in their natural habitat.

Morro: *trips down the stairs, and spills all of their cereal*

Harper: Natural selection is coming for this specimen. 

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Zane: *is eating ice cream* My mouth is cold.

Pixal: Want me to warm it up for you?

Zane: Uh

Pixal: *sets a warm cup of hot cocoa on the table* Here ya go!

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Jay: Im not going to fight you!

Nya: Because I'm a girl?

Jay: Because you're scary!

Nya: Oh. 

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When Lloyd and Kaylee were still little

Nya: Hey, where is Lloyd?

Zane: Nap time.

Nya: Kaylee.

Zane: I said, it's naptime.

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Jay: You are hot.

Jay: And spicy.

Nya: Thanks?

Jay: You are a buffalo chicken wing

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Skylor: You're an idiot.

Kai: I'm your idiot.

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Harper and Morro: *staring into each others eyes*

Kaylee: *opens a soda*

Morro: We were having a moment!

Kaylee: And I am having a soda. Want one Harper?

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Lloyd: What you got there?

Morro: A knife

Lloyd: What you got there?

Seliel: A knife

Lloyd: How about you Skylor?

Skylor: A knife.

Lloyd: *sighing* Where'd you get these?

Kaylee: *jumping on Lloyd's back* ME! 

Lloyd: Oh hey Princess, WAIT WHAT