When I'm old and ADOPT my only kid....no I'm not gonna go through all that mother fucking pain of squeezing a watermelon through a small hole....I'm so gonna show my kid the ninja...

Future me: Sweetheart...

Mah awesome MADERFAKING child: Yes awesome mommy?

Me: you aren't my only child....

Child: *drops the chancla* 0-0.....

Me: there were more before you....
*shows a picture of Lloyd, Kai, Jay, Cole, Zane, and Morro*

Child: .......MY BROTHERS!!!! IM COMING FOR UUUUU!!!!

Me: *laughs silently* wait...what were you doing with my almighty and powerful chancla?

Mah kid: uhhhhhh BROTHERS!!! SAVE MEEEEEE!!!!

(XD no outro)