Tv: Maybe it's..

Me: *walks in and throws backpack on floor, imaginary lightbulb goes off* 0-0...*screams* JAYBELLINE!!!!!!

Mom: Hola Mija! *sees me, arms wide open* Queeeeeee?

Me: .......uhhhhhh.....*runs upstairs to do homework*

Upstairs.....

Me: *writes this down* wait....my backpack....
Shit....

*goes downstairs*

Mom: *has the chancla ready*

Me: :(

Mom: why did you get an 82 on your Biology exam?????

Me: (SHHHIIIIII)

Mom: did you not study?

Me: *shakes head yes*

Mom: then why did you bring home an 82?

Me: ......0-0..... On the bright side....half of my class failed the test....at LEAST I didn't...

Mom: wait till your dad hears this...

Me: 0-0...*walks upstairs to do algebra* I'm screwed....
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Yes.....This bitch sitting on her chair got an 82 on her test....WORST grade in the history of like...EVER! My friend who sits next to me is rubbing it in my face that she got an 88 on hers...it's only by SIX fugging points!!!!!!

As for the "Jaybelline" thing...

Friend: *hold maybelline makeup*

Me: you wear makeup?

Friend: *nods while applying mascara*

Me: My parents would give the chancla if I had even an OUNCE of makeup on....

Friend: 0-0....
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Feel the mighty wrath of an angry Hispanic parent......

It's not pretty.....
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