So yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh......

Recently I found out....that ANOTHER best friend.....got herself a......

BOYFRIEND!

Yeah -_-.......

He hasn't even told her parents yet! Like WTF is wrong with the world!!!!!

I'm way to shy to even talk to a boy! But yet I have that temper....so there's that.....

So 2 of my Bff's have boyfriends and I'm here like....

Me: Screw guys! I like ninjas!!!!!

#ILOVEMYSELF!

Cuz I don't need any guy to tell me that they love me! I love me, myself, and I!

I LOVE ME! GONNA LOVE MSELF NO I DONT NEED ANYONE ELSE!!!!

YUS!!!

As for my friends......this is what I say...

Bff: I've got a boyfriend...

Me: O-o?

Bff: YUP!☺️

Me: You're kidding....RIGHT?!

Bff: nope....*sends me a pic of her boyfriend and herself together....

Me: that guy breaks your heart....IMMA have my chancla, meal bat, and my deadly Legos....and I'll bet the crap outta him!!!!!

Bff: -_-.....

Me: And you egret not come to me later on saying...."Erika I'm pregnant!"

Bff: 0-0...NO!

Me: I'm not ready to be an aunt...I'm too fabulously awesome to be one right now!!!!! I'm too young girl!!! TO SEXY!! I've just got my hips and small curves!!!

Bff: -_- don't worry that won't happen....

Me: -_-......it better not....
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So yeah.....they've got boyfriends...but io t something better!!!!!

*holds out phone*

LLOYD!!!!! *shows phone screen*

Bae...lover, senpai....future husband...

Lloyd: 0-0....

Me: uhhhhhhhhhhh *sprints out with phone....*

Lloyd: *points at a running me*
Future Wife right there!!!

Me: BAI!!!!
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