So I have a story for every meme I put in this book....here's how it all went down....

~Walks into store w/Mom~

Me: *rushes to Lego isle and fangirls*

Mom: *screams* YOUR NOT GETTING ANYTHING!!!!!

Me: -_-....*puts Lego set back*

Other girls my age in the store: 0-0.....*looks at me weirdly and snicker*

Me: *narrows eyes* QUE VEN PENDEJAS?!

Girls: *walk away slowly*

Me: YEAH WALK AWAY YOU BISHES!

Mom: ERIKA! *pulls by ear*

Me: ow..0-0....

Other people there: ........
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The point in this is to not yell pendeja or any Spanish curse word in a store....or else you get a chancla session...0-0...it hurt :(......

But still worth it because I defended my babies from those haters!
Haters gonna hate...but Imma defeat my babies from those haters....

WITH MY UNICORN ARMY AND IMMA DROP DEM LEGOS ON DA FLOOR SO THEY DEM HATERS CAN FEEL PAIN!!! LEGOS BE UNSTOPPABLE!!!!!!!!!!!

Who can forget my trusty chancla......

Me: *does battle cry* AYIYIYIYIYI!!!!
*runs with CHANCLAS at haters*

Sister: RUN BITCHES RUUUUUUUN!!

Haters: 0-0....RUN!

Imma sleep because I've got a long day tomorrow....I hate gym 😭😢😰😥....

I've got deeze noodle arms *waves arms* See?

Welp....den BAI!
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✌🏻️OUT AWESOME/FABULOUS UNICORN WAFFLE NINJAS!!!!
         ~E