Lloyd: guys I think Dareth just died

Kai: what?

Lloyd: I saw him laying on the floor, he looked like something squeezed him and then pooped on him

Dareth: *walks in* 

Lloyd: AAAH HOW CAN YOU BE ALLIVE?!?!

Dareth: what?

Lloyd: I saw you were dead!

Kai: uh Lloyd could you show us the dead 'dareth'?

Lloyd: *nods and walks with them to the park* here he is *points at dog poop*

Kai: OMG HAHAHAHAHHAHA!

Dareth: wha-

Lloyd: oh shit it's dog poop! Well, it looks like him!

Dareth: *they ask you hru and you have to say that ur fine but ur not really fine but you just get into it cuz they would never understand*

I laugh every time I read this again. Poor Dareth...