These will feature Lloyd, Kai, Jay, Zane, Cole, Nya, Dareth and Pixal, just FYI. Welp enjoy! 

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Cole, watching Jay do something stupid: Kai, you're officially only the second highest risk here.

Kai: Hell yeah! I'm gonna—

Cole: Don't finish that sentence, you'll move back up.

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Pixal: Did you have to stab them?

Nya: You weren't there. You didn't hear what they said to me.

Pixal: What did they say?

Nya: "What are you going to do, stab me?"

Pixal: That's fair.

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Kai: I don't remember that.

Cole: Do you remember that night last week when you slept in a revolving door?

Kai: ...No.

Cole: Okay, do you remember when you were chased by those wild dogs for two miles?

Kai: Not especially, no.

Cole: It was in between those two things.

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Dareth: I have one brain cell and it bounces around in my skull like a windows screen saver.

Dareth: When it hits a corner perfect, I'm allowed one good idea.

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*Jay and Cole are cuddling*

Jay: Tell me something I don't know about you.

Cole: *leans in to whisper in Jay's ear, voice deep and sensual* I like Japanese food so much that every time I watch Lord of the Rings and see Gollum eating the raw fish, my mouth waters.

Jay:

Jay:

Jay: I meant like your favorite color, but okay.

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Dareth: I'm the smartest, wisest person in this group.

Cole: Really? Then why is your hand stuck in a vending machine?

Dareth: I paid for my Mars Bar, I'm getting my Mars Bar.

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Zane: We need a plan to beat them.

Dareth: Okay, listen up. First, we fill their shoes with wet cat food.

Zane:

Dareth: Judge me all you want, I get results.

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*The Squad is at Lloyd's house*

Kai: Ohhhh we each get our own oven?

Lloyd: ...N-No...

Lloyd, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have???

Kai, motioning to the kitchen: Three, I thought!

Cole: I see a-

Lloyd, motioning to one device: This is a microwave.

Kai: Oh, well I-

Lloyd: Hey, wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave*

Lloyd, amazed: Its got a bake setting!

Jay: Ohoho, you learn something new every day!

Nya: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first?

Lloyd: Now I've discovered more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin'!

Lloyd: I am someone who owns four ovens...

Lloyd, louder and way too happy: I am someone... who owns FOUR OVENS...

Lloyd, pointing to another appliance: Also, the toaster oven!

Lloyd:

Kai: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens!

Lloyd:

Lloyd, ecstatic: I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS.

Honestly with Lloyd being the very fucking young soul he is I can see this happening

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Jay: Being gay is a constant battle between "I wish to sit on a window bench with my lover, our legs tangling as we listen to the birds" and "Hey, let's go throw rocks at fascists" and I think that's very sexy of us.

Kai: If the window's open and you time it right, you can do both.

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Jay: They can't make me admit France exists, right? Legally, that's not allowed.

Jay: Sure, if France was REAL I'd say I liked it.

Jay: But who's to say.

Kai: I think France isn't real.

Pixal: Kai, you've been to France.

Kai: And???

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Young Lloyd: I woke up and chose VIOLENCE. I WILL COMMIT ARSON AND BURN EVERYTHING TO THE GROUND!!! I WILL MURDER ALL YOUR FRIENDS!!! I WILL KIL-

Jay: Awwww, you're so adorable! Give me a hug~

Young Lloyd: Wh-What? nO, yOURE SUPPOSED TO BE SCARED OF ME! TREMBLE BEFORE MY WRATH-

Kai, recording: This is so cute. 

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Kai, bleeding out on the ground: Blood loss? No, I know exactly where it is.

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Nya: Mice are having sex in my walls.

Jay: Tattletale!

Dareth: You're just being ungrateful.

Kai: It's their home too, you know.

Cole: So what? Don't slutshame them.

Nya: The mice are fucking AND now I'm getting heckled.

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Sorcerer: I give you a cursed amulet!

Jay: Cool! It'll make me look cute, and the shadow that follows me will make me more active, I'll get out more!

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Pixal: Someone care to explain why we have 6 dogs in our apartment?

Kai: They're golden retrievers, dude. They retrieve gold. I did this for us.

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Kai: When life gives you lemonades, make lemons! Life will be all like "whaAttT?"

Dareth: Life lessons that schools can't teach you.

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Nya: That's it, I'm cutting off the internet!

Jay: No, please don't! I have a family to feed!

Nya:

Nya: What?

Jay: I need to feed my Neopets!

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Kai: I'm going to get myself some soup.

Pixal: Be careful not to burn yourself, it's hot.

Kai: Pfft, I won't burn myself.

*30 seconds later*

Kai, entering the room: I burned myself.

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Nya: Oh god, they texted you 'hi.'' punctuation only means one thing, Dareth. They're mad at you.

Kai: No, it's Zane. They're just being gramatically correct!

*meanwhile*

Zane: And then I used a period so they'd know that I'm mad at them.

Jay: A period doesn't say 'I'm mad', it says 'you're dead to me'.

Zane: I stand by my choice.

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Nya: Where's Dareth?

Lloyd: Doing stuff.

Nya: I don't like the sound of that. Where's Pixal?

Lloyd: Trying to stop Dareth from doing the stuff.

Nya: And Kai?

Lloyd: Trying to stop Pixal from stopping Dareth from doing the stuff.

Nya: I see. And what are you doing here, Lloyd?

Lloyd: I'm supposed to stop you from stopping Kai from stopping Pixal from stopping Dareth from doing the stuff.

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Cole: What kinds of sounds annoy you?

Kai: Are we talking real sounds or imaginary ones?

Cole, now interested: Lets say imaginary.

Kai: Spiders wearing flip flops.

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*while waiting outside the principal's office*

Kai: What are you in for?

Zane: Oh, they just want to know if it's cool if I miss my classes tomorrow to run sound and lights for a presentation in the auditorium. What about you?

Kai: I stabbed a kid with a screwdriver.

Zane:

Zane:

Zane: We live very different lives.

Kai: Yes we do.

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Kai: Die.

Jay: Please don't die!

Kai: DIE!

Jay: PLEASE DON'T DIE!

Lloyd, confused: Why are they yelling at a plant?

Cole, watching while eating popcorn: They bought it together and Jay wants Kai to accept it as their kid.

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Cole, very tired: Can I sleep in your bed?

Kai: *half asleep* Cole, this is a queen-sized bed. That means it's for *gestures vaguely to themself* the Queen.

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Jay: Did Cole just tell me they loved me for the first time?

Pixal: Yeah, they did.

Jay: And did I just do finger guns back?

Pixal: Yeah, you did.

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Jay, texting Lloyd: *sends a voice message*

Lloyd, texting back: I'm a little busy, is it urgent?

Jay: No, don't worry, just listen later.

*later*

Lloyd: *presses play*

Jay's voice message: THERE'S A FIRE-

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Okay this is enough for now. Stay tuned for the next chapter!