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Do you see him? XD

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*Still in the limo, on the way to Spinjitzu Studios™️ and trying not to lose the weak grip Princess has on her sanity after listening to Cole sing "Shine Little Glow Worm" for the umpteenth time mixed with the back-up vocals by Jay that sound an awful lot like a cat in labour with no regard for anyone's hearing*

Princess: I am happy to announce that we have discarded the . . . unusual tape that a perpetrator from the rival company had created. Luckily, we had a back up soft copy of the original, not messed up interview.

Kai: *wearing earplugs and yelling loudly* WHO WAS THE LOONY PERPETRATOR ANYWAY?

Everyone: *winces*

Princess: It was . . . . . . . . Jestro from Lego Nexo Knights!

*DUM DUM DUMMMMM*

Everyone: *loud dramatic gasp*

Zane: How awful!

Kai: *cups hand around his ear* What?!

Nya: *takes out earplugs and screams* JESTRO FROM LEGO NEXO KNIGHTS!!!!

Kai: *cringing* Ow!

Jay: Who's Jestro?

Lloyd: *mutters* Your twin.

Cole: If you don't know who he is then why did you gasp with us so loudly?

Jay: I didn't wanna look like a dummy.

Princess: Trust me. If you hadn't gasped with them, you would look a lot less like a dummy. But you did soooo . . .

Jay: *ignores Princess cuz he is a dummy* Whatevs! Tell me who he is.

Nya: He's this evil clown guy from a futuristic/medieval knight show who is voiced by Vincent Tong a.k.a Kai.

*DUM DUM DUMMMMM*

Everyone: *loud dramatic gasp*

Zane: How awful!

Jay: *turns to Kai with tears* How could you?!

Kai: Who the heck is Vincent Tong?! I voice myself, okay?

Jay: *tries to say something but Princess slaps a hand on his mouth*

Princess: The important thing is that we've gotten rid of the cursed tape. Ninjago is saved and no one thinks that you've been training under SpongeBob this whole time. Nor do people know that Cole works for the Justice League.

Cole: But I don't!

Jay: I mean, you sure look like you do.

*Limo finally enters through the studio gates*

Princess: *frantically climbing out of the car* Oh, we're here! Thank God! I thought I was gonna go nuts from all that singing.

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*Inside the Spinjitzu Studios ™️*

Princess: Cole, get away from the snack table! It's for the actors! And me!

Cole: But I am an actor!

Princess: I meant the talented actors. And me.

Cole: But–

Princess: *takes out shovel* gEt aWaY nOw oR sO HeLp mE, I wIlL HiT yOu WiTh tHiS sHovEl aNd tHeN dIg yOuR GrAvE wITh iT!!!!!!

Cole: *runs away crying* MOMMY!!!

Kai: Oof. This princess is a wild one.

Jay: And a scary one. Cole isn't afraid of anything in this world except for dragons. But Princess just scared the frosting out of him.

Lloyd: *high-pitched screeching*

Nya: What the–

Lloyd: *continues screeching like a chipmunk being murdered as he runs out of the building*

Security: *drags him back inside while he's still screeching*

Zane: *horrified* What in Ninjago is the matter with him?

Princess: I think he just realized he has Vasilopoulaphobia.

Kai: Vasilo-what now?

Princess: My dear friend Lucky told me about it. It's the fear of princesses.

Kai: *confused* Why would he have–

Kai: *realization* Ohhhhhhh. Right. The PHSD.

Zane: Do you not mean PTSD?

Kai: No. PHSD. Post Harumi Stress Disorder. A disease only the son of Garmadon can contract.

Jay:  . . . . . . Bummer.

Zane: That is most unfortunate. Especially when Lloyd enjoys Disney Princess movies.

Nya: *shakes head* Not anymore.

Lloyd: *still screeching like a chipmunk whose fur is on fire*

Princess: OMG, shut up!

Lloyd: *screeches with no regard for anyone's hearing*

Kai: *grabs Lloyd's hands* Calmez vous, my dude. Just breathe.

Lloyd: *hyperventilating*

Kai: I meant gently.

Lloyd: *gradually calms down*

Princess: *winks mischievously at Lloyd*

Lloyd: *panicking*

Kai: Princess, will you please–

*The door to the Studio bursts open rather rudely and in step the Ninjago co-stars*

Dareth: *slips*

Ronin: *steals Princess's wallet*

Krux and Acronix: *bickering*

Master Wu: *drinking tea (what else?)*

Pixal: *hugs Zane*

Commissioner: *eye twitching*

Morro: Meh.

Ultraviolet: *running people over with her bike*

Other stars: *doing random stuff*

Harumi: *sees Lloyd and gets excited* Lloyd! Hi!

Everyone: *expect Lloyd to do cliché lovesick acting*

Lloyd: *screeches like a chipmunk whose nuts have been stolen and jumps out the window*

Security: *jumps after him*

Harumi: . . . . . . .

Cole: *peeks from under the table* He has vasilopoulaphobia.

Morro: Ha!

Vania: *remembers when Lloyd was being totally rude to her* Oh, that explains everything.

Princess: *on megaphone* EVERYONE SETTLE DOWN SO THAT WE CAN DO WHAT WE WERE PAID TO DO! MONEY DOESN'T JUST FALL FROM THE SKY, YOU KNOW!

Morro: *remembers the time Ronin rained coins all over him* Of course it doesn't.

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