First of all I'm am SO fuckin sorry for the late update!.
I can't seem to get over my obsession with Eren x Levi fanfics.. They have become my dirty pleasure... Can't get enough... But enough of that.. Onto the chapter.

The next morning Itachi was protective as ever. And when the gang asked, he explained. Causing them to be tense and alert at all times. Sasuke may be coming for Sakura but that doesn't mean that he wont try to take the other girls hostage as well.

But he underestimates the girls to much, they're not nor ever will be pushovers.

Now on the second period of the day, has everyone relaxing slightly. Not by much though.

" I still can't believe that he would stoop so low, as to work with your psycho father, kitten." Shisui commented, as he wrote his notes.

Sakura huffed a dry laugh.
" Sasuke took that path a long time ago, I wouldn't be so surprised. "

" I know, but it is for me. Considering the lil twerp is my cousin and all."

"Yea, well it looks Like Sasuke does not care for family at all." Temari piped in.

The Akatsuki and their new members had pushed their tables in a huge circle, leaving non of them separated.
The professor didn't give a fudge and let them do what the wanted, he just continued to talk.

" Sasuke has to many fucks in his life, he doesn't known when to stop, proves my point by still stalking Sak." Shikamaru remarked. His head on his propped up palm as he wrote  and talked at the same time.

Ino and Hinata laughed at that softly, the idea of Sasuke being stupid made it all the more funny.

" that is true," Neji confirmed " putting in the fact that as soon as Saki dumped him, he was already fucking his fangirl... What was her name again?.".

"Ami." Hinata told her cousin, happy to have him by her side.

"Yes, yes Ami. Thank you Hinata.". He said with a small smile, that had Hinata flashing him a timid grin.

Obito whistled, disgusted and angered all the same.
" so your telling me, that the pipsqueak, fucks any girl that throws herself at him" he got nods as confirmation.

"Well." He turned to Sakura.
" now I completely understand why you gave your virginity to Itachi-chan and him to you."

Sakura blushed as she stuck her tongue out at Obito.
Itachi just sighed.

"Wait, whole up a minute." TenTen said. Pointing at Itachi she said.
" so your telling me that all through highschool, Tachi-nii was a Virgin?."

Pein and Sasori chuckled.
" Having known Itachi as long as we have, sweetheart, Itachi was not one to sleep around. He respected himself and only saved himself to give to the one he truly loves, which happens to be Sakura-chan. " Pein explained.

Deidara nodded.
" plus, the guy was like a ice block!. Seriously any girl asks him out or comes onto him, he turns them down and not in the nice way." He snickered, getting a elbow from his girlfriend.

" oh shut up guys, we're right here you know." Sakura said, leaning against her lover and crossing her arms.

Everyone one decided to be childish and stick their tongues out at her.
Said girl just huffed an adorable pout on her face.

" wait I'm feeling as if something is missing. " Ino said, as she looked around.

" oh!. Hey where the hell is Naru?. " Teny exclaimed.

Kiba grinned from across the table, he nudged Kisame.
"Hey, Kisa. Did you know that Naruto skipped college today to go on a date with Nanami?."

That earned him gasps of surprise from the six girls of the table.

" your kidding right, Kiba?. " TenTen asked her brother.

Kiba grinned and school his head, Leaning back as he did.
" nope!. The blonde idiot said so himself."
He got a punch from Deidara and Ino and a flick to the forehead form Temari for that causing him to laugh.
" guess he was to excited to really keep it to himself."

"Did he say where they were going?." Ino asked.

"Yea, I think he's taking her to the really kool ice cream parlour just a little walk from the university."

Sakura stood up abruptly, causing them to jump.
" let's go spy on them!.".

The girls including Konan stood.

" wait, who doesn't have any classes now." Pein asked.

Kisame and Hidan rose their hands.

" good, go with them you two, keep an eye out for anything suspicion and please God damn it if you buy any ice cream for them, I swear." Everyone laughed at that.

Sakura lead the group sneaking away, while Hidan and Kisame hummed the Jaws theme song.
Which was funny, seeing Kisame was a fish.
Though they got Ino and Sakura to hum along.

The rest of the Akatsuki just shook their heads at the stupidity of that little gang.

"I do hope Kisame and Hidan don't rub their idiocy off on Sakura-chan and the others." Kakuzu commented.

The guys laughed before heading to class.

" there! I see them!. " Ino whispered excitedly.
Making out the two noticeable heads from by the window of the ice cream shop.

The girls all huddled together as they spied. Taking pictures for blackmail and snickering to themselves.

Hidan, meanwhile was sprawled out under a tree behind them, Snoring. Typical him to fall asleep on them.

Kisame though, grinned mischievously. And and walked over to Sakura and them, crouching down and tapping Hinata on the shoulder.

"Huh?. What is it Kisame-kun?." She asked.
He hummed, patting her on the head.

" would any of you girls possibly have a marker on you ?."

She tugged on Ino's to get her attention. Once she had it she asked.
" Ino, do you have a marker to give to Kisame-kun?."

The blonde nodded. And pulled a black marker out of her back pocket. Still a mystery how she did that.

"Hey you go fishy, what you gonna do with that by the way?." She asked.

Kisame grinned and placed a finger by his lips showing her to stay quiet as he tip toed back to Hidan, who was pretty much dead to the world at the moment.

He uncapped the marker and began drawing colorful words on Hidan's forehead, snickering as quietly as he could while he did.

"There, that should do it." He grinned capping back the tool.

The girls all clamped their hands around their mouths to keep them for bursting out in spontaneous laughter.

But it was all over once Hidan woke up, they forgot Naruto and his date, how couldn't they?. Big fat  tears were rolling down their cheeks as their nearly choked on their laughter.

"What in the fucking hell?." Hidan muttered, blissfully unaware of what was on his face.

Kisame began to slowly creep away as Konan, shakily handed Hidan her compact mirror.

Hidan to one look at him self and his eyes widen in disbelief.
What the fu-.

He turned to Kisame, only to find him cackling as he ran away.

"Get back here! You fucking over grown fish, I'm gonna kick your ass so bad then stuff your fishy ass in a tin can, you heard me Kisame!. I'm gonna kill you."

Thus caused the girls to laugh even harder as Hidan tossed Konan her mirror and took of after Kisame, shouting profanities as he went.

Naruto heard the shouting from inside and turned to see Kisame running pass the window of the shop with Hidan hot on his heels.
An pissed off expression on his face.... And a lot of ..writing?.

" is something wrong?." Nanami asked softly.

He shook his head in negative..
" no, no nothing is wrong, let's continue shall we?."

He'll find out what was wrong with those Two later.