"HELLO!"

Sapnap excitedly waved at the approaching green figure.

Dream ran up to the group- Sapnap, Bad, Skeppy, Wilbur, George, Phil, and....that was it?

"Where the heck are Tommy and Tubbo?"

"Tubbo's gone to the loo." George said dismissively, "but I'm not sure about To-"

"YYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

Tommy had just arrived, and, seeing his friends in discussion, had ambushed Dream.

"Wha-OOF!" What the hell??"

"HAHA! Got you now b*tch!"

"LANGUAGE!"

Dream groaned and stood up, fixing his mask on his head securely.

(Note: Dream is wearing a one-way mask which means he can see through it but his friends can't. He'll have a face reveal later in the chapter.)

Things were off to a great start...

~

*VWHOOSH*

Wilbur had crawled into his cryostasis chamber and had "transcended" into Simulacraft.

"Using top-notch (or perhaps top-jeb, Charlie thought,) mind upload and VR technology," the Mojang employee said, "your friend's mind is now in the game. Notes: 

-You cannot wear clothes or take them off as it is hard to program that. There will only be a bit of temperature in specific biomes so no need to fret.

-There IS a pain-sensitive armband-that is, if you take damage it will be a bit painful. You can turn this off if you like.

-To access your inventory, say 'inventory'. We have a special voice controlled AI that will sense this (the employee had a smug grin on his face as he said this.) The HUD will appear before you and you can craft whatever you please, throw items out, or other things you can do.

-To access the setting menu (where you can toggle pain, lighting and such), say 'settings'. To exit, say 'exit', and you will wake from your cryostasis.

-Don't ask how, but you won't need to go to the toilet while in the simulation.

-Oh, and the food is specially simulated as well to have the taste of said food. Don't worry vegans!

"...and that's all...wait what are you doing?"

Everyone except Dream and Tommy had fallen asleep ages ago in their stasis chambers. Tommy was playing on an ipad and Dream was listening intently.

"WAKE UP!" Dream yelled.

Everyone woke with a start.

"Oh dear did we fall asleep?"

"Terribly sorry, bye!"

"I'm just gonna go now."

"awwwwkwarrrrd!"

"Did you say we didn't need to p-"

FZOOP.

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